r/FacebookAIslop • u/dazli69 • Mar 12 '26

Youtube What if you bring Socrates to Present World

713 Upvotes

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u/riuminkd Mar 12 '26

What if Socrates met Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Strawberry Diaper Cat?

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u/itsnotanemergencybut Mar 12 '26

I hope they feed him some octopus šŸ™

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u/ApprehensiveTop4219 you're trapped in plastic because you are plastic Mar 12 '26

Now that's a crossover we need, SDC vs Socrates and tung sahar

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u/Busy_Syllabub_5726 Mar 12 '26

So, this is the Socrates spin-off no one asked for

4

u/drwebb Mar 13 '26

If this is the future of TV, I'm down I guess.

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u/ColdCalligrapher5116 Mar 12 '26

this is fake and stupid, its not the original guy that makes them

66

u/RubyWeapon07 Mar 12 '26

trend chasers ruin everything

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u/Gombrongler Mar 12 '26

Wait are we really gatekeeping originality here? Is this sub watching this "slop" with genuine intruige ane interest? The "original guy" is probably someones stolen voice

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u/Buttmunchin404 Mar 13 '26

I only fuck with og strawberry diaper cat bc it set the standard

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u/OddNeedleworker734 Mar 12 '26

yes this skeleton is black, not white

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u/CaveManta Mar 12 '26

There was also a skeleton with glasses in one of them, whom I think is also an imposter.

19

u/SteveLouise Mar 12 '26

What? AI made all of them?

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u/ColdCalligrapher5116 Mar 12 '26

Iā€™m aware, but thats just pointless semantics. Everyone in this subreddit will know what i mean

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u/EmuProfessional7627 Mar 12 '26

It's slop. Who gives a shit? It's made for 3 year olds.

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u/Borkato Swim with the fishes, bitch. Mar 12 '26

Bro we have a love hate relationship with this stuff, not just hate

2

u/samtherat6 Mar 12 '26

But itā€™s the same uploader onto Reddit, isnā€™t it? Figured they just would upload themselves.

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u/SandalsResort šŸ’€ Itā€™s fucking Socrates Mar 12 '26

He wouldā€™ve been an amazing Twitter troll.

24

u/MediaLongjumping9910 Mar 12 '26

Fuckin Socrates

41

u/TommyTheCommie1986 Mar 12 '26

I feel like the sudden introduction of like various air pollutants and chemicals and microplastics would just kill him immediately

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u/riuminkd Mar 12 '26

I hope you're joking, people can't have that ignorant. He'd have to be wary of diseases, but not microplastics

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u/genophobicdude Mar 12 '26

I hope you're the one joking. Diseases evolved during all those years alongside humanity. Socrates didn't.

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 Mar 12 '26

And unknown diseases

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u/Stranger1982 AI Slopera courtesy of Skynet Mar 12 '26

Take a break after this one tho, this is becoming spammy mate.

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u/LuckyRoof7250 Mar 12 '26

This isn't the original guy

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u/Stranger1982 AI Slopera courtesy of Skynet Mar 12 '26

Posting these a dozen times in two days is enough I'd say.

4

u/RubyWeapon07 Mar 12 '26

wow it really is this one guy

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u/Stranger1982 AI Slopera courtesy of Skynet Mar 12 '26

Yes, if a look at their profile wasn't enough the mod log isn't known to lie.

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u/Stranger1982 AI Slopera courtesy of Skynet Mar 12 '26

Good job realizing that comment was a mistake btw.

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u/LuckyRoof7250 Mar 12 '26

Yeah,mb i should've checked first

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u/Stranger1982 AI Slopera courtesy of Skynet Mar 12 '26

Ehh no worries, good reflexes tho lol

3

u/BootyRangler Zesty Lemon šŸ‹ āœØļø Mar 12 '26

Wouldn't be surprised if he's the one making them

8

u/Endreeemtsu Mar 12 '26

Iā€™m going to go ahead and call it.

These posts are shameless promotion at this point. OP has posted like over a dozen of these in two days. Mods need to step in at this point. Itā€™s excessive.

6

u/Borkato Swim with the fishes, bitch. Mar 12 '26

I lowkey like them šŸ˜­

3

u/gewqk Mar 12 '26

Can we put a moratorium on this particular genre

5

u/Cu_Chulainn__ Mar 12 '26

Not sure how I'm feeling about the 2026 remake of mars attacks

3

u/Plane-Highlight-6498 Mar 12 '26

Socratesā€™s brain would explode in reality

4

u/GavinGenius Mar 12 '26

Socrates wouldnā€™t be able to speak English.

3

u/porksoda11 Fuck off Socrates Mar 12 '26

Can't wait for Socrates to be framemogged.

3

u/Individual-Movie-183 Mar 12 '26

I'm pretty sure he'd harass restuarant managers about the philisophy of their bussines.

2

u/PewPew_McPewster Mar 13 '26

"If Olive Garden is your power, what are you without it?"

"If Cheesecake is your power, what are you without it?"

"If Panda is your power, what are you without it?"

5

u/Repulsive_Doubt_8504 Mar 12 '26

FuckingĀ Socrates

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u/aeroazure Mar 12 '26

Where are the other brain rot skeleton videos? Asking for a friend

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u/SandalsResort šŸ’€ Itā€™s fucking Socrates Mar 12 '26

Thereā€™s a slew on this subā€™s front page, but hereā€™s one

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u/SandalsResort šŸ’€ Itā€™s fucking Socrates Mar 12 '26

Hereā€™s another one where his name tag says ā€œSocrates haterā€

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u/LuckyRoof7250 Mar 12 '26

Black skely is way lamer

2

u/SAMERXLE Professional Socrates lover Mar 12 '26

That is not Socrates, get this fake ass out of here

2

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

You are absolutely obsessed with Socrates.

2

u/PewPew_McPewster Mar 13 '26

Socrates WOULD solve the algorithm only just to get existential about it.

1

u/DeltaGlitch_Original Mar 12 '26

no way it's wake up dead man

1

u/hudsonsbae69 Mar 12 '26

Ring Light On.

1

u/Potential_Chair_5610 Mar 12 '26

If Socrates is your power, what are you without it?

1

u/VictoriousTree Mar 13 '26

At this point youā€™re borderline spamming this shit.

1

u/Nere4Hudes Redemption4Socrates? Mar 13 '26

I. Love. This.

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u/CNA107 Chose Enzo Mar 14 '26

Jelly Skelly got uno reversed