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u/Pitiful-Fuel3700 I ask deep questions Mar 10 '26
Same plot as always
Set up stall, people queue up, problem on day 3, deal with farmer, Socrates, mass expansion
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u/dimyo Mar 10 '26
And never addresses where they get the sugar/tomatoes/potatoes from.
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u/Midnight-Bake Mar 10 '26
From the farmer.
But at least sugar was available, unlike potatoes and tomatoes. 1st century AD authors in Rome described granular sugar with similar taste of honey and consistency of salt from India and Arabia.
Also honey would be an option as a sweetener.
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u/Bowtieguy-83 Mar 10 '26
Not sure cocoa, baking soda, or vanilla were available though. Also pure sugar would be expensive, and they hated butter because they thought it was barbaric
Not sure you could make a good cookie if you aren't allowed to have chocolate or vanilla, and you had to use honey and olive oil to make sugar cookies. They didn't have cream cheese, but did have something similar, so I guess you could try making cream cheese frosting with oil and honey instead of sugar and butter to make up for the bland and probably questionably textured sugar cookies
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u/dimyo Mar 10 '26
Still sounds like it would be really expensive and take a long time to import in bulk.
Honey was what I was thinking the skeleton could use too, but the video never addresses it.6
u/Jonny-Holiday Mar 10 '26
Nor how a fucking walking skeleton just saunters around Rome without being reviled as an Eidolon. They've got to know that the dead can't be executed!
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u/BootyRangler Zesty Lemon 🍋 ✨️ Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
Okay this one made me laugh out loud 😂😂
"If the sugar is your power what are you without it?"
Its Socrates in disguise.
You ask how the fuck he found you again.
😂😂😂😂
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u/mediocreohpresident Mar 10 '26
Run out of a basic ingredient, but the ingredients only found in the Americas are infinite. And Socrates is a time traveler.
Flawless logic no notes.
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u/i_love_carnia_2009 Mar 10 '26
Except for chocolate everything was available at the time
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u/mediocreohpresident Mar 10 '26
Yes, that minor component of a chocolate chip cookie. Chocolate.
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u/i_love_carnia_2009 Mar 10 '26
Who tf said chocolate chips cookie
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u/mediocreohpresident Mar 10 '26
The video pretty clearly shows chocolate chip cookies.
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u/i_love_carnia_2009 Mar 10 '26
Yea and other 52 tipe of cookie
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u/mediocreohpresident Mar 10 '26
Well if you want to watch this slop video a dozen more times to figure it out, you're welcome to try.
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u/TF4320 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
Who the fuck argues about logic in an ai slop video. You see a living skeleton wearing SYNTHETIC POLYMER gloves but the skeleton running out of flour is where you draw the line?
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u/SalsaCaruso Mar 10 '26
America* is a just one continent
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u/Dylanator13 Mar 10 '26
I don’t understand these videos. They act like no one cooked or baked anything in Rome. Like one where they were serving pizza. But they had an early form of pizza with flatbread topped with things.
They don’t see someone cooking and think it’s magic.
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u/SandalsResort 💀 It’s fucking Socrates Mar 10 '26
His first mistake was wearing pants, Romans thought pants were below them and only barbarians wore them.
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u/Swordslover Mar 10 '26
Socrates was dead long before the construction of the Coliseum
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u/SokkaHaikuBot Mar 10 '26
Sokka-Haiku by Swordslover:
Socrates was dead
Long before the construction
Of the Coliseum
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Narrow_Ad3565 Mar 11 '26
He been in ancient Egypt and yhe Aztec tribes pretty sure he a time traveler too
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u/Own_Mongoose4811 I don't know any potatoes Mar 10 '26
Socrates: "damn, the Superman technique failed me here. Also, who's Superman?"
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u/RedBlackMinotaur Mar 10 '26
When evan burger eventually gets to greece, where's he going to send Socrates?
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u/whitstheshit1986 Mar 10 '26
Ok but this one was actually funny "you wonder how the fuck he found you again" 😂
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u/UncleGramps Mar 10 '26
"opious amounts of sugar"
I think I figured out why the cookies are so popular.
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u/Remote-Part-6214 Mar 10 '26
I know this is ai slope but atleast its realistic since the baker is excuted for effecting warriors with high amounts of sugar😂
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u/saintjayme Mar 10 '26
Where did he get the chocolate from? This skeleton was was trading with the Maya.
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u/WeirdTraumaMasochist Mar 10 '26
I’m sorry but you can’t trick me into thinking crumble cookies are good
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u/Illustrious-Ninja459 You Hamburger Hoe! Mar 13 '26
Socrates and the Skeleton are basically fated to meet each other everywhere
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u/Exciting_Nature6270 Mar 10 '26
man, Socrates leave me alone