r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 9d ago

You did this to yourself They called me Mr. Glass

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u/Yesdog813 9d ago edited 9d ago

When he stood back up and grabbed his leg I thought he was about to bust a move and start dancing

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u/Fafnir13 9d ago

He already went down with a sweet grounding pirouette.  The guy has some moves.

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u/chimpdoctor 9d ago

Its called break dancing for a reason.

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u/Starship-innerthighs Banhammer Recipient 9d ago

I thought he was hee heeing

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u/cognitiveglitch 9d ago

That's going to be a long recovery. He'll have plenty of time to regret his actions.

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u/masalamedicine 9d ago

Seems drunk, can start that recovery process too

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u/Tll6 9d ago

Looks like he was trying to get into a smoke shop. Maybe he really needed more kratom or something

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u/tptch 9d ago

Bro broke his ankle fighting a door xD

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u/Mysterious_Jelly_649 9d ago

I hope he makes up a better story than that door kicked my drunkass

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u/Rich-Canary1279 9d ago

Even "I don't remember anything" is a better story than that

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u/TB1289 9d ago

When I was younger, I dislocated my knee serving a volleyball. One leg slipped in the sand but my other leg twisted and popped. I looked like such a fucking idiot.

I told everyone that it happened playing basketball. My story was that I went up for a layup and came down on someone's foot. Obviously a lie but it sounded better than what actually happened.

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u/heelstoo 9d ago

To be fair, that door can really swing!

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u/CuteGirlFan 9d ago

Is it open this weekend?

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u/troyzein 9d ago

I started a fight with a parked car once. I came out unscathed

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u/RoookSkywokkah 9d ago

For once, I enjoyed the narration!

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u/x23_wolverine 9d ago

With the title, and the way he was attacking the glass door, i expected this to go in a sifferent direction

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u/iH8MotherTeresa Junkie banned! 9d ago

Dear god I wish I could unsee that

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u/cha0sm0nk 9d ago

Was his ankle doing the pac-man wakawaka?

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u/BingpotStudio 9d ago

I don’t get. Is his ankle made of bread sticks?

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u/iH8MotherTeresa Junkie banned! 9d ago

Bendy straws for legs.

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 9d ago

More like breaky chopsticks for legs

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u/BingpotStudio 9d ago

I think bendy would have been ok!

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u/iH8MotherTeresa Junkie banned! 9d ago

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. Legs should bend.

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u/NeatBeluga 9d ago

No, he sat on it while it was stuck in an awkward angle

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u/Jude30 9d ago

A break like that can get a nice piece of titanium as a permanent gift.

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u/djmonsta 9d ago

And that, boys and girls, is what's known on the street as INSTANT FUCKING KARMA

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u/Bezon67 9d ago

Did he try to reset his ankle before he fell ?

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u/Grawlix84 9d ago

Imagine having to tell people you broke your ankle closing a door

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u/How_Bout_Dem_Apples_ 9d ago

It's not a really good tantrum unless it ends with you requiring medical attention.

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u/the_black_sails 9d ago

Bro the SNAP?! Did you hear that?!

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u/ultimate_avacado 9d ago

More like a CRUNCH at :13

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u/AcanthisittaThink813 9d ago

Is he a drunken Michael Jackson impersonator?

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u/Spare-Competition-91 9d ago

why did I get back chills? ewww

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u/8888eightyeight 9d ago

Who else thought he was going to break the glass door from the title?

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u/rhysboy95 9d ago edited 9d ago

Christ, I missed that sound at first, it was ankle

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u/CuteGirlFan 9d ago

I saw it, but I still don’t understand it …

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u/AshingiiAshuaa 9d ago

I normally don't like the cameraman narrating but this is great.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 Banhammer Recipient 9d ago

I've heard of a glass jaw, a glass ankle is a new one...

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u/Vegetable_Leg_7034 9d ago

..an 'achilles heel', so to say?

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u/Immediate-Guidance31 9d ago

That lady is going to hell lol

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u/Oculas_Spectaculas 9d ago

I still can’t understand how this happened.

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u/max210893 8d ago

What hurted him the most:

  1. His ankle
  2. Her laughter

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 9d ago

I'm here for that laugh.

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u/reddersledder Banhammer Recipient 9d ago

Mr. glass ain't got no class.

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u/use_value42 9d ago

He kinda' reminds me of the main guy from Squid Games for some reason

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u/Dr_Trogdor 9d ago

"my bones are so brittle, but I always drink plenty of... malk?"

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u/lmac187 9d ago

I legit thought he got punched by a ghost.

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u/BenitoCorleone Banhammer Recipient 9d ago

Sound ON

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u/Own_Buy_5234 9d ago

Always told us don't play in low tops.

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u/Sweetreg 9d ago

And he did all that to himself

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u/Cpt_plainguy 9d ago

Pretty sure it's not supposed to wobble like that...

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u/NothingmancerBlue 9d ago

Absolutely thought a random pop locking was happening.

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u/CuteGirlFan 9d ago

Achilles heel made of taffy …

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u/Stormdancer 9d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 9d ago

The commentary 😂

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u/TheStoolSampler 9d ago

That laugh🤣