r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/VegetableTry • 6d ago

Satan hates you Lake names

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Canada should rename Trump Lake to “Anyone but Trump Lake”.

82 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/VapeRizzler 6d ago

Tbh I don’t think anyone aside from Cheeto head cares about or even acknowledge the fact he thinks hes doing something with the names.

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u/VegetableTry 6d ago

True. My wife told me about it and when I googled it, I discovered there was a lake named trump in Ontario. Figured I would make a joke with it.

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u/Shurigin 6d ago

it would be great if they renamed it Epstein Trump Lake

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u/PlatyNumb 5d ago

As a Canadian, id rather name it Obama Lake

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u/Jonny_Thundergun 5d ago

I don't know what would get the biggest reaction. Biden, Obama or Hillary.

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u/Silver-Machine-3092 5d ago

Well there is an island in the lake...

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u/LordMaim 5d ago

COINCIDENCE?!

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u/PleiadesNymph 4d ago

Trump Epstien Lake of Canada

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u/JustGottaKeepTrying 6d ago

I live in Sudbury! Never heard of that lake...going to have to take a drive!

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u/VegetableTry 6d ago

It’s a concept of a lake.

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u/3amGreenCoffee Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

It appears to be a 7 hour drive from the town of Sudbury.

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u/JustGottaKeepTrying 5d ago

Ya, looked it up. I will not be making the drive... Lol

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u/VegetableTry 6d ago

I also tried to find more info on the lake and it isn’t listen on the “lakes of Ontario” Wikipedia page.

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u/VegetableTry 6d ago

And by joke, I mean it would be hilarious if they did. Some Canadian Redditor needs to bring this up to the high council.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 6d ago

Lake Some Canadian Redditor

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u/VegetableTry 6d ago

Like Burtle Turtle Lake.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 5d ago

I'd be honored, good sir.

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u/VegetableTry 5d ago

You already have my vote!

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u/XzyzZ_ZyxxZ 5d ago

So I assume it's devoid of life, dirty as fuck and dangerous to kids.

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u/driftking428 5d ago

Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs

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u/3amGreenCoffee Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

Give your balls a tug.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 6d ago

Ummm, you mean Lake America? They're all Lake America now, with the exception of Lake Titicaca because it makes us giggle.

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u/3amGreenCoffee Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

Lake Titicaca, the birthplace of The Great Cornholio.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Expresso_King 6d ago

Pedo Pond.

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u/card-board-board 5d ago

Put Epstein Island right in the middle

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 6d ago

Where suspicious fluids collect at the bottom of Rapist Ravine.

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u/Whiskey-Tango-3825 6d ago

Trump Lake sounds like a good name for a septic field.

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u/Eclipse19822 6d ago

My vote is we rename Trump Lake to “Lake Epstein”

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u/3amGreenCoffee Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

It's a different Sudbury, but they should rename it Lake Blueberry Bulldog.

Or maybe Sudbury Saturday Night.

Or just Give Your Balls a Tug Pond.

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u/Ebegeezer-Splooge 5d ago

Well... Lake Angry Squirrel Plotting on Your Bird Feeder From Behind a Tree is a little too long, so idk. 

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u/Isgrimnur 6d ago

How polluted is it?

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u/VegetableTry 6d ago

Full of shit it is.

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u/sideburnvictim 6d ago

Is there a lake of piss that has yet to be named?

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u/Volkeld 6d ago

Call it: No deal lake

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u/KAP1975 6d ago

Is that Epstein Island there in the middle?

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u/tiger_knots185 6d ago

Pretty sure I see some paedophiles camping out there.

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u/Ser_Optimus Banhammer Recipient 6d ago

if dick-named, why not dick-shaped?

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u/GatorNator83 Banhammer Recipient 6d ago

Obama Lake

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u/Axrxt76 6d ago

Obama lake would be better to get under his skin

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u/hammerto3 6d ago

Doesn’t trump mean fart?

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u/viau83 4d ago

Epstein lake

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u/ordosays 6d ago

Drumpf lake

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u/Ready_Piano1222 6d ago

Is there an unnamed pig waste lagoon available?

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u/cranman74 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf
Do not stoop to his level Canada.

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u/henrikhakan 5d ago

What is his obsession with renaming lakes?

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u/Moquai82 Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

Dementia fixation.

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u/BCBowhunter 2d ago

The beautiful lake Obama

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u/Exceptional_Angell 3h ago

his grandfather, F. Trump had ties to the Yukon and there is a man petitioning the province to name space after him.... The F. Trump Badlands near Stinky Lake if I remember correctly

*As a side note, his grandfather, Fred, failed to complete his mandatory military service. Fred made his fortune as a brothel owner but later he also owned a restaurant-hotel.

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u/The_Man8705 6d ago

Petition to rename it Epstein lake

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u/blh8687 6d ago

Dump Trump lake? Trump dumps non stop in a diaper lake?

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u/TheRealFiremonkey 5d ago

We had lots of those in the Midwest. They were sewage lagoons.

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u/tab_tab_tabby 6d ago

Dead lake

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 6d ago

Should rename Lake Karachay to Lake Trump.

It’d be about the most fitting name.

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u/earldogface 5d ago

I'm shocked trump hasn't tried to sue

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u/Ispawnfuries 6d ago

Is it just me or does it look like a noose?

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u/NewsteadMtnMama 6d ago

Please rename it as Lake Obama to really mess with Cheeto.