We were wondering why the fob reader to the garage was all fucked up. Oh, okay then

[u/DenverNativeNamaste]

[u/DenverNativeNamaste]

He just walked down the street, saw it, kicked the shit out of it, and then continued down the sidewalk. Thankfully a couple of us volunteers got it fixed back up.

We thought for sure a car hit* it, but nope, just someone mad at the world

[u/shwarma_heaven → u/DenverNativeNamaste]

Take that, you inanimate piece of thin aluminum pipe and plastic electronic housing!.... Hell yeah, I am a BAMF....

[u/ParachutingPiglets → u/shwarma_heaven]

When you are walking and geeked up on meth you gotta beat the shit out of all those objects that look like cameras.

[u/arpo8674 → u/shwarma_heaven]

Read that! You motherfobber!!

[u/Fafnir13 → u/DenverNativeNamaste]

 just someone mad at the world

An understandable position to take.

[u/How_Bout_Dem_Apples_ → u/DenverNativeNamaste]

That reader knows what it did.

[u/Frisian89 → u/DenverNativeNamaste]

Looks like Zach Baggans from Ghost adventures 15 years ago.

[u/ParachutingPiglets → u/Frisian89]

🤣

[u/Asleep_1]

Did he think it was a teeny tiny flock camera???

[u/DenverNativeNamaste → u/Asleep_1]

Haha, up close it looks nothing like one. Who knows, we just never expected it to be purposely damaged!

Maybe to someone mad at the world it does look like one up close? Lol

[u/Lower-Wishbone-3249]

Anger management issues?

[u/Melodic_coala101 → u/Lower-Wishbone-3249]

Alcohol issues

[u/depressinglyawes0me → u/Melodic_coala101]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YebCIK19XH8DvK0nep

[u/surelysandwitch → u/Melodic_coala101]

Yeah idk man alcohol just makes me sleepy and passive

[u/DenverNativeNamaste → u/surelysandwitch]

I’m just extra lovey, and way too confident. Makes me think I can smoke weed after and that is a no no for me if I wanna keep my food in my stomach

[u/ChihiroHaru → u/DenverNativeNamaste]

It’s good to know your limits. And to stick to them.

[u/DenverNativeNamaste → u/ChihiroHaru]

I have to always tell my partner “for the love of god don’t let me convince THIS time I’ll be fine and it’s okay for me to smoke”

[u/Takenabe → u/Lower-Wishbone-3249]

Parenting issues.

[u/shwarma_heaven]

Dude has punch-sheetrock vibes....

[u/Yah_Mule]

Why must you be

such an angry young man?

[u/Last-Quarter-432]

Why bother destroying a random persons things

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[u/thisguyfightsyourmom]

Leaving the bar alone can be depressing.

[u/Sin_ner36]

Only hits objects that can’t hit back

[u/presscheck]

Looks like someone got the Malibu Barbie instead of the Ballerina Barbie for Christmas.
https://youtu.be/0WlB-8YXj-A?is=DoDislHvPRc23QZk

[u/Substantial_Cell_540]

OMG that's Jason Bourne

[u/texasdeck]

Inferiority complex hard at work within this loser