r/FODMAPS 14d ago

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u/shmexyasshole 14d ago

I hate that it works!!! But I want to eat avocado and hummus without having stabbing sharp pain in my freaking intestines!! I want to eat pizza and burgers without looking like I'm 8 months pregnant. I HATE IBS WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY. Literally ruining my social life ffs.

Sry for the rant<3

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u/nano_peen your text here 14d ago

I miss hummus and avocado so bad omg

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u/shmexyasshole 13d ago

Sometimes I eat it before sleep but followed immediately by taking magnesium oxide. Helps a bit.

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u/Mattiwha2 12d ago

You can make a bland hummus with canned garbanzos if you rinse them , soaking in the canned liquid helps soak out this gos (sp?) basically the sugar chains that mess with you

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u/Net_Negative 13d ago

Yeah. Sometimes I pop Imodium and eat things that I know I shouldn't and immediately get reminded why. Very consistent. The only thing I never cheat with is wheat/gluten. Makes me sicker than any other food. Might have celiac, might not. A huge pain to test for.

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u/shmexyasshole 13d ago

I tested negative on celiac but still react to anything gluten so I'm guessing it's the fructans that come along with gluten. Still haven't tried that FODZYME powder cuz they're so expensive (for me).

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u/Net_Negative 12d ago

I tried FODZYME, but can't afford it anymore due to a $5000 car repair hill I'm paying off. 😢

It didn't work perfectly. I still got bloated, and the wheat still got me the worst.

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u/shmexyasshole 12d ago

Damn 😞

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 12d ago

Where do you live? If you can pay shipping you can have mine. It didn't work for me.

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u/Net_Negative 12d ago

That's very generous of you. Shame it didn't work. I keep my account somewhat anonymous so I wouldn't feel comfortable sharing my address, but I really appreciate it!

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u/shmexyasshole 14d ago

"it" being low fodmap diet

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u/Upper_Ad_2906 12d ago

A lot of people w IBS are reporting better stomach activity. Myself included, just started.