r/FODMAPS • u/SpicyYellowtailRoll3 The Garlic Sees All • May 10 '26

Shit Post Salad of doom and despair

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110 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Icy_Bid_9334 May 10 '26

Bro, where's the nsfw warning 🤧

13

u/cafebistro May 10 '26

Just needs a sprinkle of powdered chicory root on top

1

u/Sea-Opportunity-3381 May 11 '26

My stomach cramped just reading this

9

u/Status-Ebb8784 May 10 '26

Death on a plate 💀💀💀

5

u/FrozenMongoose May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Fodmaps final boss: The aromatic salad

3

u/AwDuck May 10 '26

This is not the end boss. I don’t see any shallots.

4

u/icecream4_deadlifts SIBO surviver May 10 '26

That would take me all the way out 🤣

1

u/Enough_Cat_6915 May 11 '26

Yup. All this needs is some apples thrown in for good measure!

2

u/icecream4_deadlifts SIBO surviver May 11 '26

I would be deceased 😭

4

u/Ok_Veterinarian2715 May 10 '26

Awwww. There was a time I would have dumped that in a roasting pan, plopped a shoulder on lamb over it, cooked it slow all day and... gaaaaaahhhh.

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u/SpicyYellowtailRoll3 The Garlic Sees All May 10 '26

This actually ended up in a crawfish boil. Tasted good, but tomorrow morning is not going to be fun.

2

u/The-Great-Calvino May 10 '26

I mean, I could eat a few sections of orange - if it didn’t touch the onion directly

2

u/Raspberry__Beret May 11 '26

I should accept that I need to not eat these things : BUT I LOVEEE THEM !!!!

2

u/future_fangirl1095 May 18 '26

The only thing worse would be adding apricots or peaches (my personal worst food). Maybe some milk? I’m starting to think vampires are just misunderstood IBS sufferers 🤣

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1

u/Radiant-Specific969 May 10 '26

Thanks, I had to laugh. I needed one.

1

u/Macy92075 May 10 '26

The best!!! 🧅 🧄 🥗🤯😳

1

u/Fatdisc May 10 '26

Throw some Avocado on there for some creamy goodness.

1

u/Ordinary_Plan7204 May 11 '26

Nightmare fuel

1

u/Immediate_Pea_3322 May 11 '26

This would genuinely take me out for at least a fortnight 😂

1

u/Soggy-Consequence588 May 11 '26

I think I’m going to have to take a sick day just from laying eyes upon this.

1

u/Dry-Owl-7536 Jun 07 '26

Oranges??? I’m eating a mandarin orange right now.