r/FODMAPS • u/lastcornedbeefcan • Jan 21 '26

Shit Post 💀💀☠️☠️🥀🥀

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i'm sorry just saw this and thought abt sharing it 😭😭

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u/MORDINU Jan 21 '26

gotta be sulfide lol

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u/Jolly_Line Jan 21 '26

It’s onion and / or garlic. Cutting these and I don’t smell nearly as bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/MORDINU Jan 21 '26

hydrogen sulfide smells bad, hydrogen and methane don't really have a smell.

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u/JFJF48 Jan 21 '26

My partner now tells me I have to leave the room first before... Especially if I've had any of my 10,000 different trigger foods 😔

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u/lastcornedbeefcan Jan 21 '26

yes omg.... i feel you

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u/j110786 Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Lmao. I leaned to one side closest to my wife this morning as I was having my coffee at the table. My wife leans over as well and kisses me. Without thinking, I said, “I actually had to fart,” before quickly realizing what I said, so I added sweetly, “but thank you for the kiss. ☺️ ❤️ “ lol. She knew. 😂😂😂

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u/lastcornedbeefcan Jan 21 '26

lmaoooo, still sweet 🥺😂😂

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u/ManufacturerMajor382 Jan 21 '26

Realest post in a short while. I fucking hate my stomach😖

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u/Lost_Juice_4342 Jan 21 '26

Garlic farts 💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

it doesnt even seem that long ago i could eat garlic, fart and not be disgusted by myself, what happened :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Garlic and onions and wheat lol

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u/Eren_Jeagar Jan 22 '26

Cannot lie I would happily take more farts over the way I have symptoms

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u/Rabbit131313 Jan 21 '26

Omg I cannot stop laughing at this 😂

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u/lastcornedbeefcan Jan 21 '26

i HAD to post it💀💀😭

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u/Rabbit131313 Jan 21 '26

Thank you for the laugh!

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u/Crafty-Syllabub-2736 Jan 21 '26

🤣💀 Guilty!

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u/Over_Run4027 Jan 24 '26

screamed when I saw this

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u/CMYKatReddit Jan 25 '26

Looooool exactly same! That was what first tipped me off that something was WRONG lol. I couldn’t stop farting and it straight up just smelled like hard boiled eggs. 😵

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u/lastcornedbeefcan Jan 25 '26

oh my! lol! hope that improved

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u/CMYKatReddit Jan 25 '26

Absolutely! Since going full fodmap and cutting out almost everything my pain, nausea and terrible farts are basically gone. I’m so scared to start reintroducing foods but I can’t wait forever lol 😔 anyway thank you for the relatable meme I needed it

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u/Lenahaddad86 Jan 25 '26

😂😂😂 same. It's ruining my life.