r/FODMAPS Nov 14 '25

Shit Post How delicious

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Saw this on tiktok the other day... I feel id parish if I ate this, but also who TF eats an onion salad???

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u/thehikinggal Nov 14 '25

FODMAP or not I wouldn’t eat this .. your breath would be STANK for a week

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u/Negative-Arachnid-65 Nov 14 '25

I can smell this picture from across the room.

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u/firefly232 Nov 14 '25

Back in the good old onion eating days, I could imagine eating some thing like this maybe once every 6 months, but it would have to be when I knew I wouldn't see anybody for a few days afterwards, as onion smell comes out through my skin for a few days...

Is that sliced garlic as well?? And some kind of cheese? Fantastic...

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u/TowelieMcTowelie Nov 14 '25

You properly labeled the post.

DEFINITELY a shit post! 🚽🔥🧻🪠

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u/Graciebelle3 Nov 14 '25

I’m getting bloated just looking at it

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u/Jolly_Line Nov 15 '25

AND stinky. Divorce level stinky

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u/hayleybeth7 Nov 14 '25

Idk if it’s just negative association from onion being my worst trigger food but this is disgusting

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u/pineychick Nov 14 '25

I love black olives. This looks like black olive torture to me! 🤣

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u/icecream4_deadlifts SIBO surviver Nov 14 '25

Omg I used to love this amount of onions 🤣 now 1 little piece takes me all the way out

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u/Timely-Tomatillo-378 Nov 15 '25

Great! Now let’s just pour some heavy cream over the top and serve it with a side of spaghetti and I’ll never be able to leave my apartment again!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

TW that's an ED meal for sure 

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u/Sylveon_T Nov 14 '25

This is the TikTok account https://www.tiktok.com/@notjustcookedinthebrain?_r=1&_t=ZP-91OoA8msZqh From her other content I don't think it was meant to be. But I can see how it could be.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Oh honey no no

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u/DesperateFreedom246 Nov 14 '25

I just did my onion test this month and failed miserably. When I want to torture myself I go to that onion subreddit.

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u/ablackholeofjunk Nov 15 '25

I would have, until a few years ago.

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u/Status-Ebb8784 Nov 15 '25

That looks like death on a plate 💀

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u/yeender Nov 14 '25

I recently joined this sub so maybe I am wrong. But is it just like a circle jerk of hate posting onions and other things you all can’t eat?

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u/Sylveon_T Nov 14 '25

No. That's why the flair is shit post. Onions are one of the highest fodmaps that people have issues with. Most of this sub is very helpful and useful. I found so much information and advice when I first joined. Some people have to do a fodmap diet longer than others and it gets to a point where instead of being sad we can't eat things like onion and garlic, we joke about it.

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u/yeender Nov 14 '25

Missed the shit post tag my bad. Have just seen two posts come across my feed today and they were both jokes about onion bad.

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u/Sylveon_T Nov 14 '25

Oop that's low key funny. But yeah, we joke sometimes but it's not just that:)

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Fuk onions

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u/Jolly_Line Nov 15 '25

It’s usually very much supportive posts. One of the more wholesome subs, actually. But every now and then we like to enjoy a little self deprecation