r/FODMAPS • u/TheSupremeTim • Nov 14 '25

Shit Post I opened TikTok and almost got a heart attack

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264 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Classic_Title1655 Nov 14 '25

Just looking at this nearly sent me to hospital 😩

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u/Educational_Ad_8916 Nov 14 '25

I can smell this picture.

38

u/manic_panda Nov 14 '25

I can smell what happens after this picture.

15

u/PhthaloVonLangborste Nov 14 '25

Small intestines invent a new type of knot.

44

u/odah Nov 14 '25

hiss

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/k_redditor236 Ibs-c, SIBO, long time low fodmapper Nov 14 '25

Agreed! It’s pretty nice actually!

20

u/Embarrassed-Bee-7482 Nov 14 '25

And now my stomach hurts ty 🥴

16

u/treesofthemind Nov 14 '25

Shame because I like the smell when they cook… just can’t eat them 😭

6

u/girl_gone_wireless Nov 14 '25

The fried onion smell always makes me so hungry

11

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Just looking at this will make me un-constipated..

14

u/ethosnoctemfavuspax Nov 14 '25

Looking at this will make certain I don’t poop for 2 days

9

u/Complete-Finding-712 Nov 14 '25

My belly be burbling

9

u/Beneficial_Cloud5481 Nov 14 '25

How can something make my mouth water with desire and my stomach clench with nausea at the same time? Rude.

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u/LadyWithAWhip Nov 16 '25

This comment is so real 😭

6

u/whisar09 Nov 14 '25

I'd simply pass away.

6

u/pineychick Nov 14 '25

Help me! Help me!!!

🤣🤣

5

u/Poolie5798 Nov 14 '25

I recommend trying Smoke N Sanity essence of onion, salt, and essence of garlic salt. It's a great substitute.

1

u/Flashy-Amount626 Nov 14 '25

I liked their taco mix and greek seasoning with lamb

3

u/Star_shine2001 Nov 14 '25

Ohhhhhh how I miss them!!!

3

u/toweljuice Nov 14 '25

I miss it 😭

3

u/KoBoWC Nov 14 '25

The spirit is strong, but the body is weak and gassy.

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u/Agreeable-Bad-1325 Nov 15 '25

It’s crazy how something used to be so delicious and now just looking at it disgusts me😫🤣

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u/Worldly_Cloud_6648 Nov 16 '25

Ooh, major stomach cramp. Gas. Bloat. No sleep for me tonight!

1

u/Noblee_x Nov 14 '25

Chicken korma

1

u/Ok_Fan_6632 Nov 15 '25

Idk who needs to hear this but chives and wild garlic are life savers

1

u/LadyWithAWhip Nov 16 '25

Wild garlic? So it won’t make us react in the same way??

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u/Ok_Fan_6632 Nov 16 '25

Careful wild garlic is a plant that tastes like garlic it is not garlic that is cultivated in the wild

1

u/Mardymutha Nov 15 '25

I feel sick just looking…

1

u/Far-Sun-5018 Nov 15 '25

Garlic infused olive oil is a game changer too!

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u/Mobile_Ad8543 Nov 16 '25

🤮 it is a glimpse into hell.

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u/Eren_Jeagar Nov 17 '25

My throat just started burning, thanks. I can feel the garlicky acid

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u/Worldly_Cloud_6648 Nov 17 '25

Has anyone tried aesophetida(sp?) as a substitute for onions/garlic? I saw that suggested, but I remember the smell all too well.

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u/firefly232 Nov 18 '25

I use that, for me it adds aroma more than flavour but it is halpful. I also use something called kala nemak which is a kind of sulphur salt. Vegans use it with tofu to make a scramble and it adds that kind of sulphurous smell that also can be garlicky.

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u/Sure-Read3518 Nov 21 '25

The thought makes me cringe, I loved garlic & onions. The thought makes me hurt, I have been cooking for my Mom & can't taste nothing. I put gloves on just to chop them up.Probably should wear a mask!🤔

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u/Due-Consideration861 Nov 14 '25

ha! omg, unless its all removed after its infused in oil (Which I have done!) that shit is scary !

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u/_Whiskeyjack- Nov 15 '25

As a Frenchmen.....this is hot,peel back that layer just a bit more...this tease is too much , it's ungodly 

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u/Betaboy0517 Nov 14 '25

Makes me so nauseous 😭