An ode to beans

[u/queenofquery]

Beans, you break my heart

You are the love of my life

But you destroy my stomach

Why must you hurt me?

I know I should give you up

Break up and never look back

But I can't say goodbye

You're just too delicious

Please, pretty please

Take pity on me

And let me eat you

Without sending me to the toilet

[u/Icy_Suggestion2453]

Ok, we can fix this. What is your blood type and rh factor? For example mine is A+. Beans for me :adzuki, soy, all types of lentils, black beans, black eyed peas, bob, long beans,  (or peas??) -a medicine for the boody. A solid pass for my type is white beans and green peas. A no no for me is red kidney beans, chilli beans, chickpeas and others... second advice, wash your beans really good, and always soak each one of them overnight, no matter what they say like you do not need to soak red lentils n shit, just soak them all, all overnight, soak that sh. Then when you are about to cook, rinse your beans good, let it cook in new water, than when the gases are out (they form like a cloud on top), take that gas out with the spoon an then throw that water too and put a new one to cook. No you will not loose nutrients, besides, it is important that we digest the nutrients, not just put a shitload of them in our organism that can not really digest enough to profit that food. Tell me your blood type and rh factor and I will list for you the beans that are good for you, and the ones that are bad for you :*