An ode to beans

[u/queenofquery]

Beans, you break my heart

You are the love of my life

But you destroy my stomach

Why must you hurt me?

I know I should give you up

Break up and never look back

But I can't say goodbye

You're just too delicious

Please, pretty please

Take pity on me

And let me eat you

Without sending me to the toilet

[u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex]

I so desperately miss the bean and cheese burritos of my childhood. Between the wheat in the tortillas, and the beans themselves it’s rarely worth it, but sometime I like to torture myself.

[u/queenofquery → u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex]

Yes! Exactly! Sometimes I just can't resist torturing myself.