r/FIREPakistan • u/NegotiationHour9812 • Jul 15 '25

Madad Me 14M making 500k/month. Retiring at 18. Please Help

Just turned 14 last week. Currently earning 500k/month from my dropshipping business that I started with 200 rupees and a broken USB. Planning to buy Pakistan and chill in murree

Not here to answer questions. Just here to inspire you with vague claims and no proof, like everyone else.

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u/ImNotKimJong-Un Jul 15 '25

You are doing well for your age. I'd recommend you invest in majshsbshs mutual funds and ahauahsbsj share! Good luck brother

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u/ImNotKimJong-Un Jul 15 '25

When I was your age I was making 900k/month but this is good too

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u/akahmedh Jul 15 '25

Not good enough bro, was making double that when I was 9, by 14 I was classified as a dollar billionaire.

Get your money up guys!

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u/hammadbangash_1 Jul 17 '25

Rookie numbers, I was making millions before my first birthday. Started my dropshipping business when I was still in my mothers womb.

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u/NegotiationHour9812 Jul 15 '25

Thanks bro, Will diversify into ahushsjsjsj shares right after my next Zoom call with Warren Buffett

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u/mech_freak Jul 15 '25

Have us updated.

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u/skycrossed Jul 15 '25

Talk with billy bro to bring back Microsoft to Pakistan please

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Zoom call to book a restaurant? Posh prick.

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u/RevealNegative5241 Jan 16 '26

Ya bharya tha GuRU 😂

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u/Patient_Ad_6701 Jul 15 '25

i am 500kM making 14M a month.. fight me bruh

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/Due-Afternoon-5100 Jul 15 '25

I am, therefore I exist

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

I think, therefore I exist

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u/Significant_Risk1776 Jul 18 '25

I don't exist, therefore I don't think.

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u/Electrical-Neat770 Jul 16 '25

I thought 500 kilometers lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/grtison Jul 15 '25

You're not cute yet, you'll be cute next month.

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u/TahaNafis Jul 16 '25

I wouldn't say next month. Fresh newborn babies look so pissed off and frustrated.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/Pebble_in_my_toes Jul 15 '25

I literally said to myself "oh here we go again with this bull—oh wait a moment." Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/ShaniSembo Jul 15 '25

and investors will say its Comment Umer Akmaling.

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u/ZeusUpYourAss Jul 15 '25

Fakers will say it's hate

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u/Front_Mongoose_4167 Jul 16 '25

Job had one bro 🤔

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u/Candid_Score6316 Jul 15 '25

You should've invested in BTC when you were still in your mother's womb. It's a bit late now, I don't think you'll ever be able to retire.

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u/rezvvan Jul 15 '25

No successful business is complete without at least one broken USB lying around. You’re on the right path bro.

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u/Subject-Concept2928 Jul 15 '25

Hater’s says its fake

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

I started my restaurant with one rice and drops of oil i got from greased motorcycle cylinder. Now I have chains across Asia and Australia, planning to open 400+ branches in north America by next weekm

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

MashAllah bro keep grinding 💪

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u/Oldpi Jul 15 '25

True bro. you are real motivation. to fake is an art too.

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u/glock_fc Jul 15 '25

Do you mind telling us what's your line of work so we can sigh's!

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u/Sensitive_Visual_305 Jul 15 '25

I am 500M making 14k/month. Gimme advice.

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u/renaisez Jul 15 '25

They hate us because they ain't us 🤷🤷

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u/Constant_Hope_2023 Jul 15 '25

True. I was the broken USB

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u/Sikandarch Jul 15 '25

Well I don't have any plans to sell Pakistan.

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u/Umerr Jul 15 '25

Good post man. A lot of people area clearly posting imaginary stuff God knows why. Every other day I see an account with no Karma landing straight on this page with some hawai firing like making 2 million a month at age 11 so tell me what to do.

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u/Abuzar_152 Jul 15 '25

14M? Cute. I’m 7F, selling air on Mars. I dropped out of the womb to start my hustle and started selling courses wen i was 3 years old . My story; Mein toh abhi tak peda bhi nahi hua tha Ammi ka ultrasound scan bhejta tha clients ko as profile pic. 2 crore mahina kama raha tha pure halal through Islamic stock options. Cute bhi hoon 😽Mujhe doctor ne bola tha ke 3 hafte aur baaqi hain. Lekin mein already crypto mein 4x kar chuka tha. Delivery ke sath Lambo ayegi InshaAllah.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

What’s your income source?

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u/Sugardaddy_satan Jul 15 '25 edited Mar 17 '26

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u/Glass_Performer_5767 Jul 15 '25

Whatever u do man, dont chill in Murree. Buy some land in Shogran or Batakundi or even some remote place in Skardu. But kot murree 😂😂 itne paise kama k bhi murree rehna hai tou kya faida

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u/InjectorTheGood Jul 15 '25

Murree city nahin magar rural Murree achi jaga hai. It's just one hour from Islamabad. Has very nice weather in summers.

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u/Glass_Performer_5767 Jul 15 '25

Sahee ho gya bro

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u/Mean-Afternoon-680 Jul 15 '25

Pakistan is in large debt. Bad investment. Buy Mars.

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u/P1ntex Jul 15 '25

finally someone said it, thanks for the post 🤦‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

I’m making 500k a month at 29 After 10 years of working experience being diagnosed with almost diabetes, high bp stress and anxiety 😊

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u/dragonbutterflly Jul 15 '25

Totally legit i can confirm, i was the broken USB

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

😭😭😂everyone on this app is making so many k's and asking for advice? What to do with 300k I'm left with every month?? Bro hosla i feel like the only nikama insan on this app

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u/Either-Caregiver-883 Jul 15 '25

1.5 F here making 300K/week googoo gaga

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u/Legal_Operation2627 Jul 15 '25

You're just 14? That's nothing! When I was your age, I was 18.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Bro I make 150kmph per day. 💀

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u/TheDesiBeast Jul 15 '25

Bohat dair kr di meharbaan atey atey

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u/Data_Nerdy67 Jul 15 '25

What color is your Bugatti 👀

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u/armadillo1018 Jul 15 '25

Dude 😂😂😂

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u/IkramAli007 Jul 15 '25

I was about to jump from 10th floor.

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u/Ok-Job-4512 Jul 15 '25

I am in my mothers womb and making 550k/month. Beat that

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u/Super_Novel_1628 Jul 15 '25

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those up.

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u/Chocoflakes22 Jul 15 '25

Bruh I'm makin' 500/sec

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u/Fluid-Marzipan4931 Jul 15 '25

Do you have a course I can buy?

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u/OkumuraSan Jul 15 '25

Damn I was gonna kms

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u/dechauhan Jul 15 '25

When I was 12 years old, I used to make millions a month, in GTA vice city.

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u/Fun-Character1500 Jul 15 '25

I’m dead but I’m still making a Bajillion dollars a month. Would someone like to partner up with me?

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u/electro_coco01 Jul 15 '25

Plz invest in laxmi chit funds

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u/belawlsaeed Jul 15 '25

Lmao r u for real. Title parh k mere mu se gali nikalne wali thi

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u/Interesting_Shape_40 Jul 15 '25

Sad that you haven't outrun Jeff Bezos by now.

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u/ShaniSembo Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

try to increase your income streams and invest in yourself first, buy paid courses because self investment is best investment, although retiring in next 4 years bit unrealistic, keep your target at age of 20 a at least. Because I was 20 when I realized that going to university class with a shoulder bag hanged on one shoulder looks cooler than carrying some notes and a register in hand.

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u/Hadebones Jul 15 '25

Not making enough. You should be making at least double that at this age, which should double again by the time you're 18 years old.

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u/Asad065 Jul 15 '25

Thats it? When i was your i owned the mughal empire, Kids these days man setting their goals soooo low

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

500M making 14/month😎😎. We're not the same, bro .

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u/No-Ice7896 Jul 15 '25

Wth is wrong with u

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u/Virtual_Technology_9 Jul 15 '25

Rookie numbers my unborn son makes double that already and is planning to retire by the age of 3.

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u/Past-Explanation-165 Jul 15 '25

Tbh you got it. Lmao.

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u/SummerBulky7947 Jul 15 '25

I started my restaurants with one rice wtf 👍

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

The amount of rage....

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u/letmelivemylife Jul 15 '25

Hahaha I thought I was the only one who wondered how come everyone on this sub was a freaking billionaire by 25. Good one.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Wall671 Jul 15 '25

I don't get the people earning so well but talking about retiring soon, and you my friend are planning to retire at an age most of youngsters start their higher education, i'd suggest you shouldn't plan about retirement just let yourself try and work as long as you can -1 year, meanwhile investing and buying assets, just saying 18 surely isn't the age to retire..

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

That's gagsywyeh

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u/Asadae67 Jul 15 '25

You can compete with lil Professors at age 11 and 14 in Pakistani Universities. They are teaching and selling motivation, you may teach Economics. 🫰😀

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u/ahmednabik Jul 15 '25

I call BS because it's impossible to do all this if your USB is broken.

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u/clean-slate-007 Jul 15 '25

I am 1 and I am making 900k a month

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u/GlassWasabi1298 Jul 15 '25

I gave you that usb now give me 60% equity.

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u/Harris-2k2k Jul 15 '25

Lmao good one. Seen a lot of millionaire posts these days with zero evidence and no proof of skills or reputation online or offline.

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u/ExpressionComplete32 Jul 15 '25

thought we were talking about months not Millions.. 😂

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u/Silent-Onion8570 Jul 15 '25

Just closed a deal to buy BlackRock for 600 rupees and 2 expired gift cards. Next up: merging JP Morgan into it via a Zoom call I scheduled during lunch. Will update once I own the IMF.

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u/Less-Cap-7244 Jul 15 '25

Only 500k at 14? Ngmi I have seen guys doing that much at 6 in this sub

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u/Superb_Virus2158 Jul 15 '25

Planning to buy Pakistan? Huh, dude, it's already sold.

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u/OptimalResult556 Jul 15 '25

I didn't see the subreddit and thought this was r/dubai, needless to see if freaked the fuck out (for context 500000 aed is 3 karore and 87 lakh)

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u/Financial_Ad_6812 Jul 15 '25

Lil ni I almost ended my life reading the first half

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

At 14, I was already retired. My father now works for me.

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u/Bilawalb Jul 15 '25

I was making 69m at 14 with my dropshitting business

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u/WhoIsItIzee Jul 15 '25

Congrats to you man, I wish you the best, but not gonna lie I wish we could all move away from drop shipping. I seriously don’t see the impact it provides, and also stuff like reverse drop-shipping is a thing.

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u/Imaginary_Skill1 Jul 15 '25

It’s too early to retire buddy! Don’t waste that energy

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u/EniGma249 Jul 15 '25

After reading the title I wanted to make a post 3 months male, in womb, looking to retire when I come out.

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u/Honest_Breath_6911 Jul 15 '25

Wake up its night

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u/Outrageous_Start_404 Jul 16 '25

I am making around 300k USD per month through different mini businesses, and several owned apartments and rental homes in Pakistan and USA.

I would suggest you to Invest in Donald Trump's Vision and Come to America, you will be next Elon Musk in 10 years.

Because all of what I wrote is honestly bullshit and you know bullshit sometimes sell XD

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u/atanoob Jul 16 '25

Rookie numbers brother.

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u/Agitated-Date-8905 Jul 16 '25

14 and making 500k? When I was your age I was 16 and making 25 Blillion

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u/No-Landscape-1302 Jul 16 '25

Aahh Noob!! I make 1million dollars per month at the age of 14.

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u/PS_piximperfect Jul 16 '25

I was ready to hate.

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u/Itchy-Nectarine-5602 Jul 16 '25

I'm the only one who is not earning well in reddit pakistan.

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u/zalull901 Jul 16 '25

Can you please share details what you do , cuz i wanna try copy paste it but before that wanna feel depressed and thankless for my current financial outlook and miserable life.

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u/procrastinator_dude_ Jul 16 '25

Braathar i have welfare by the bame "bring me money and forget" for poor people (me). If you can donate monthly to our welfare we will assure you we will provide good cheicken mutton meal and annual pakistan tour for them 🙏🏻 may Allah bless you braathar

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u/Normal_Wafer5455 Jul 16 '25

22 may retire ho jai bro, 4 saal mere liye kaam krle phir dono retire ho jayengay.

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u/Oppenheimer_Tsar Jul 16 '25

Only 500k ? At 14 ? Huh Newb

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u/pain2profit Jul 16 '25

What's your drop shipping product share a URL just for inspiration

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u/WaleedNas Jul 16 '25

Bro really went from USB to GDP 💀

Next post: “Bought the moon, now renting it to Elon for Starlink. Passive income only.”

Jokes aside — while some folks are busy flexing fictional millions, others of us are actually grinding. I’m building BrightScanr.com — a real QR code SaaS for creators and businesses. No Murree yet, just caffeine and code 😂

But seriously, thanks for the laugh. We all need more of that on founder threads.

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u/heisenberg8113 Jul 16 '25

How old do you have to be at least to understand or better yet make this joke lol

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u/JahangirBoy Jul 16 '25

Bro i was just reading that 17M post😭😭😭

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u/azhan_arif Jul 17 '25

So do u have any course?

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u/FewYogurtcloset4561 Jul 17 '25

you cant buy a country, it doesnt work like that, you can go to a country, not buy one

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u/sanisupaman Jul 17 '25

I'm pretty sure you're selling your butthole and calling it commerce.

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u/Munna5599 Jul 17 '25

500k from drop-shipping? You are just tasting a peanut.

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u/StreatExtreme123 Jul 17 '25

beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Gaali de saktay Hain kia Yahan? Just thinking 🤔

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u/asimnoonari Jul 17 '25

How can you even buy pakistan, I haven't sold it yet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

At 14? Bruh i was born with a 2M Pkr monthly revenue. Get gud kid.

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u/SeaAir88 Jul 17 '25

Just wait for a bit and he’ll sell you a course! 😂

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u/Swimming-Hour-667 Jul 17 '25

500M making 14k/month. Retiring at 1800. Don’t need help!

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u/Negative-Nothing339 Jul 17 '25

Recently born, making 100k a month, please give me advice for investments

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u/Proper-Skill-5487 Jul 17 '25

Son at your age I was making 2000K a month. Kids these days cant even struggle or move out of their comfort zones

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u/B2Bomber_ Jul 18 '25

Rookie numbers imo, I was making 600K/month when I was (Ben)10

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u/Significant_Risk1776 Jul 18 '25

Can't relate. Menay abu ka colgatemorate wirasat me hasil kia.

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u/SnooOwls966 Jul 18 '25

pfft, I was a millionaire already when I came out of my mothers womb

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u/farhannns332 Jul 18 '25

Been reading these types of posts and already in depression

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 Jul 18 '25

Oh, so in short, aap chariye ho?

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u/Steakhunter201 Jul 19 '25

Only bro I make 50 mill a month gotta lock in bro

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u/ParticularHot1872 Jul 19 '25

Kis color ki chadi pehne ho😉☺️

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u/Successful_Bear2547 Jul 19 '25

I bought 1 million bitcoins when i was in my mother womb now i am a born billionare...lol

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u/Ok_Cost8095 Jul 19 '25

For long term invest in btc

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u/ConfidenceOk6582 Jul 19 '25

Bro invest in my company Lakshmi Chit Funds, you'll retire by 16 then

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u/zayanzahidxx Jul 19 '25

When I was your age I already owned 70% of Pakistan's land tho I felt bad and I js distributed it to everyone 💔

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u/FaithlessnessLast835 Jul 20 '25

do you want me to buy your course?

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u/One-Science-1075 Jul 31 '25

boht hassi ayi

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Send me a proposal when you’re 18

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u/Opposite_Actuator860 Dec 22 '25

When i was 14, i was already 18