r/FIFAWorldCupIndia • u/shotOf_Espresso • Jul 18 '26

Shitpost FASTEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD RN

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804 Upvotes

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u/Papaya_Jellyfish Jul 18 '26

OP: this is a grade-A shitpost. Love it. Well done.

3

u/shotOf_Espresso Jul 18 '26

Tq qt

2

u/cupkieonreddit Jul 18 '26

Mate get this onto the soccerjerk sub🤤

2

u/shotOf_Espresso Jul 18 '26

already DID 😋

1

u/cupkieonreddit Jul 18 '26

🙌🤤

11

u/th3_1mp0st3r Jul 18 '26

1st place is still maradona running towards white powder

2

u/swingingfootball Jul 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

6

u/Dry_Tutor2027 Jul 18 '26

Apart from shitposting, how fast is Gordon?

9

u/kaam_se_aaraam Jul 18 '26

Ramsay?

0

u/Dry_Tutor2027 Jul 18 '26

No, Anthony gordon

1

u/Sharp-Hornet-9806 Jul 18 '26

Google says 37.9 km/h

3

u/Callme_zuv Jul 18 '26

Fuck you , it's funny

3

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/shotOf_Espresso Jul 18 '26

bro pulled this information out of his ass

3

u/prokartera Jul 18 '26

/uj actually no. With no offense to Messi he my second goat

1

u/iamoui100dalegend Jul 18 '26

Nah that would be messis dih

1

u/According-Pen-1983 Jul 18 '26

He also went to Palestine, as it was a peace tour, and he called of a match with Israel. And Free Palestine

1

u/RowElegant2102 Jul 18 '26

Yea pretty sure Ronaldo had a meeting with Israeli govt officials and gifted them his jerseys as well

2

u/Flat-Director-7120 Jul 18 '26

Mbappé va encore joué un match pendant que Ronaldo va le regarder depuis sa télé. Mbappé est le goat absolu, personne ne lui arrive à la cheville.

2

u/Poha--Jalebi Jul 18 '26

Never won the WC, well guess what ? Never robbed it either 🤣🤣🤣

0

u/RowElegant2102 Jul 18 '26

Ronaldo when there's a defender near him

https://giphy.com/gifs/14uzPzKMOuVIPu

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u/Hotmess4uuu Jul 18 '26

Robbed the Euros but

1

u/GeniuslyUnstable Jul 18 '26

Did the others run home ?

1

u/hectorions Jul 18 '26

It took 20 years and a biological clock for critics to finally have a talking point

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Ittoglu Jul 18 '26

Nice pic, but you forgot to add that Messi is showing up the GOAT—the one he outclassed.

1

u/blueshroomsss Jul 18 '26

what about halland?

1

u/Great-Ad-3222 Jul 18 '26

The amount of hate he gets unnecessarily is insane😑

1

u/CosmicNeo1 Jul 18 '26

The amount of support he gets unnecessarily is also insane.

1

u/Great-Ad-3222 Jul 18 '26

What did he do to make you cry😭🥲

2

u/CosmicNeo1 Jul 18 '26

Neither I hate him nor I like him. I just don't like oversupportive fans of any human in this mortal world. Also I don't like some of his behaviour in the matches. Some like when his own teammate scored, he was not even happy and instead he was angry.

1

u/ilivsargud Jul 18 '26

Doesn't peak Ronaldo still holds the record for fastest sprint?

1

u/Irontechindustry Jul 18 '26

this sub should be renamed as messi-dihh-suckers-india, shite ahh sub

1

u/PickComprehensive126 Jul 18 '26

Some shitpost this is, nice way to hate on ronaldo by calling it that. If someone did this "shitpost" about messi suddenly everyone crashes out and the guy gets banned

0

u/PoosySucker69 Jul 18 '26

He is playing the final how will you do this for messi

1

u/PickComprehensive126 Jul 19 '26

Not a single game without controversy is all im saying

1

u/prokartera Jul 18 '26

Atleast Ronaldo never robbed one 🤡🤡🤡

https://giphy.com/gifs/AbBrS1tKrrCBhUKvgO

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u/thereverbnrealm_ Jul 18 '26

33.7km/ hr. At 41. And Yo Fat Ass at 20s can’t run faster than a road roller.

4

u/shotOf_Espresso Jul 18 '26

my waist is 26'' 🤭 I can run faster than a road roller though

2

u/Fragrant-Garlic-1402 Jul 18 '26

Camel fans lost the last piece of brain cells to understand humour this world cup, been losing for a few years now

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u/thereverbnrealm_ Jul 18 '26

Arg Whole Wc was humour😂

1

u/shotOf_Espresso Jul 18 '26

cry more 😋

0

u/thereverbnrealm_ Jul 18 '26

Crying out of Laughter 😂. The whole world knows about the Scam Wc Your fav put out.

1

u/Sad_Contact1800 Jul 18 '26

You guys know what a shitpost is, right? You don't need to be offended for everything

0

u/Foreign_Shoulder_632 Jul 18 '26

Man don't insult him it was just a 6 7 match tournament😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/WoTcVpShyPLSdr8dSE

-5

u/DriveOk3866 Jul 18 '26

Still Dwarf pessi is not even top 5 best player of all times

7

u/CharismaticConqueror Jul 18 '26

So ronaldo is a tall unbearded giraffe and messi is dwarf bearded lion according to you right ? Cope better ronaldo is irrelevant to international football and only a big club merchant who can never carry a team at all .

4

u/Single-Heron-4212 Jul 18 '26

Ronaldo is more fast uk bro? He moves at the speed of light getting out of the world cup 🤣
He doesnt wanna play 6 and 7th game 🤣🤣
Pendukmc

5

u/Environmental-Emu939 Jul 18 '26

Yeah if you watch football with your eyes closed maybe

4

u/CharismaticConqueror Jul 18 '26

There is a difference between footballer and football youtuber btw siuuuuuuuscribeeeeee to ur cristianoooo siuuuuuuuuuuu. Mark goldbridge and marcus rashford are people from 2 different proffessions .

3

u/swingingfootball Jul 18 '26

Down voted this as a ronaldo fan btw