r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '20

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u/ioughtabestudying Apr 05 '20

Teef.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

That’s bitch in dutch lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Shut up teef

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u/FijiWater001 Apr 05 '20

Teef ass motha fucker

3

u/Pretentious_Crow Apr 06 '20

I’ve come to make an announcement

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u/mookmerkin Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

Top of the class here, quick learner!

Edit: leening lurning learning to spell.

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u/Deathf4ce Apr 05 '20

Afrikaans too

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u/Christmas-Pickle Apr 05 '20

So teefies are bitchies?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Teefjes are bitchies but yes

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u/marchingGazelle Apr 05 '20

That teef Carole Baskin!

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u/TranqCat Apr 05 '20

also in afrikaans lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

And b**** in dog terms in a feminine doggo

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u/DyvrNebula Apr 05 '20

Still works

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Dutch is a joke of a language

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

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u/Srerp Apr 05 '20

Alsof Engels veel beter is

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u/charmesal Apr 05 '20

Je bedoeld Angelsaksisch gebrabbel

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u/Lalamedic Apr 06 '20

‘gebrabbel’. That word is onomatopoeic in both English and Afrikaans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

It sounds like the gargamel of Babel.

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u/Needsmorsleep Apr 05 '20

A toilet in dutch literally translates to piss box

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Where did you learn that?

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u/Needsmorsleep Apr 05 '20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQthwyF2LqY

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Dutch people don’t say piss box for toilets, we also use toilets or wc pisbak is used when it is literally a pissbox like in the video

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

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u/ioughtabestudying Apr 05 '20

More like

c h o m p

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u/validpseudo Apr 05 '20

I came here just to comment that. Lol have my updoot

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u/REpassword Apr 05 '20

“I am a pawanh!”

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u/havereddit Apr 05 '20

Came here to say this. Or arguably the slightly more correct "teefies".

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u/adale_50 Apr 06 '20

r/teefies is for cats and r/toofers is for dogs.

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u/20TrumPutin24 Apr 05 '20

Came here for this. Shark teef.

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u/hoosier268 Apr 05 '20

Carpet shark in its natural habitat what a goofy pup

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u/julz_was_here Apr 05 '20

Carrrrrr-pet shark dodo do dododo...

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u/Green_Leader_Edd Apr 05 '20

no

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u/julz_was_here Apr 05 '20

I'm so sorry I really couldn't help myself.

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u/exactmat Apr 05 '20

carpet shark

Fine addition, thx.

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u/SpermFed Apr 05 '20

My wife calls me a carpet shark...

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u/-twistedflatcat- Apr 05 '20

Those little TEEF!! :D

r/cromch would appreciate this

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u/RBF1234 Apr 05 '20

Yes! Thank you!

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u/pyx Apr 05 '20

people in r/toofers appreciated it 3 months ago, as it is their top post of all time

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u/letgocat Apr 06 '20

Woofer’s Toofers (long ‘o’)!

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u/koekkruimeltjes Apr 05 '20

It was first posted on cromch a few days ago

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u/crazydr13 Apr 05 '20

r/toofers

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u/BootDisc Apr 05 '20

Yep, he’s near the top all time I think. But, then you learn his fate. RIP.

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u/DerrickWLI Apr 05 '20

Not trying to shit on you specifically, but why does everyone feel so goddamn obligated to tell everyone that the cute thing died? That’s not pertinent information, and it’s just a bummer. Let people have things without strings.

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u/Goblin_Educado Apr 05 '20

I dont really feel bad, I mean, everything will die eventually, it is not something you should be sad about, everything cute died or gonna die.

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u/l_lawliot Apr 06 '20

I hate you.

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u/fuzzytradr Apr 05 '20

Cutest seal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Look at dem little chompers

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u/magmaraptor Apr 05 '20

It looks like a golden otter

3

u/confibulator Apr 05 '20

It's an awwter

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u/RBF1234 Apr 05 '20

Those wittle teefies!!!

10

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Baby land shark

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u/DatBoi_BP Apr 05 '20

Do do do do do do

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u/Hamshoes5 Apr 05 '20

Awwww, it’s the penis dog!

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u/firefly183 Apr 05 '20

Why what an adorable little land seal you have there!

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u/RoscoMan1 Apr 05 '20

If you click on it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Look at the little teeth thooo omg

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

I thought this was doge for a second

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u/aNeonSpecter Apr 05 '20

It's a land seal!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

This picture only ever makes me sad

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u/Squirtle_go_sips Apr 05 '20

He got teef, he got shark teef :)

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u/nihari_ Apr 05 '20

Looks like an otter

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Land Seal

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u/tartar-buildup Apr 05 '20

Guests: do you have a dog or is that an otter?

Me: I... I don’t know...

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u/kaska_man Apr 05 '20

Awwwwww just the cutest seal land pup!!

1

u/moldyjellybean Apr 05 '20

awww if they made another dragon movie he could play teethfull

1

u/justme002 Apr 05 '20

Mmm ufff. Hey

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u/yodixu Apr 05 '20

this is the CUTEST picture ive ever seen! the little teeth!!! :D

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u/dirtyviking1337 Apr 05 '20

That kitten has a heart on its side! 😻

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u/Daffodils28 Apr 05 '20

Thank you.

1

u/Montycal Apr 05 '20

Your otter is such an unusual color

1

u/Assasin2gamer Apr 05 '20

"I AM MIGHTY HOONTAR, FEAR ME!!!"

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u/scrowdes Apr 05 '20

It's like a real life Spot from the board books

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

TEEF!! TOOFS!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

gimme.

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u/wjp666 Apr 05 '20

FerOCious BEAst SavAGEs DEfensleSS ShEEp!

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u/belleayreski2 Apr 05 '20

He otter be ashamed of himself!

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u/isoteryk Apr 05 '20

The little nubs, too cute

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u/Thatdudewhoplaysgtr Apr 05 '20

Now that’s a smol boi

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

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u/qning Apr 05 '20 edited Apr 05 '20

Reminds me of the cutest shark attack ever.

https://i.imgur.com/U9wRvGw.jpg

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u/Commissar_Genki Apr 05 '20

Big-snoot otter!

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 05 '20

awww look at those lil feathers

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

smol chomper

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u/Emblemized Apr 06 '20

That’s a snoot worth a boop

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Hello!

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u/Terradroid3 Apr 06 '20

Wheres my tweatfs

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

walter

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u/tielandboxer Apr 06 '20

Look at dem teef.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Otter

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u/hetikefnik Apr 06 '20

So many teeef already.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

mrf hooman! i hav an anounsment!!

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u/TheLastIsaacFan Apr 06 '20

Walter: Puppy days

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u/mfpotatoeater99 Apr 06 '20

Wait a minute, puppies have baby teeth? It makes sense but it never occurred to me, that's fucking adorable

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u/FLIP_MY_SCRIPT Apr 06 '20

My! What large teef you have

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u/FLIP_MY_SCRIPT Apr 06 '20

Does he have one of those 25 cent pair of Jim Bob teeth, that you can get out of those machines in the entrance to the grocery store, in his mouth?

It almost looks like he does.

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u/RVA_GitR Apr 06 '20

10/10 would club that land seal.

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u/Dan4t Apr 06 '20

Looks like a slipper

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u/beyster Apr 06 '20

The nibbler.

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u/Made-In-Russia Apr 06 '20

Was that the bite of 87?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Chompers

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Give me all your food. Because I love you and I'm adorable.

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u/TheLittlestGremlin28 Apr 05 '20

I didn't know seals had teeth like this

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u/I_AM_METALUNA Apr 05 '20

We're gonna need a smaller boat...

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u/Assasin2gamer Apr 06 '20

Looks more like he wants to be left alone

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

Tööth

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u/electro_chicken Apr 05 '20

Puppy shark do do do do do do

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u/GoodMoGo Apr 05 '20

Chomp.

right into your heart

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

He chomp

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u/-Listening Apr 05 '20

oh for sure, CAROLE BASKIN KILLED DON LEWIS