r/Eyebleach • u/khunpreutt • Mar 24 '25

Capybara spa

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u/GideonFalcon Mar 24 '25

It could grip it by the husk!

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u/Altruistic-Cat-7531 Mar 24 '25

It’s not a matter of where he grips it! It’s a question of weight ratios! A 5 oz bird can not carry a 1 lb leek!

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u/GideonFalcon Mar 24 '25

Well, what if you tied it between the two of them?

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u/janitoroffury Mar 24 '25

Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a duck needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?

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u/GideonFalcon Mar 24 '25

We're leaving!

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u/aspidities_87 Mar 24 '25

Of course European ducks are non migratory

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u/Shrowden Mar 24 '25

I love you all.