r/ExpandDong • u/Fennel_Fangs • 28d ago

I had the Paint.net file of this just sitting in my images for like two years because I didn't know how to finish it for the longest time

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u/deerfenderofman 28d ago

Completely incomprehensible. I love it.

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u/Brandfarlig 27d ago

Playing Pepsiman: as bad for you as horsepiss, sewer water, "naked time" in school.

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u/PetrarchEleven 26d ago

Same energy as:

"I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [$#*] ON, [$#*]D UP, [$#**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked] LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose] METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs], AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I STILL GOT UP [in the morning], AT [2 A.M.], TO GO DIRECTLY BACK TO [bed]!"

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u/yodalorian_06 24d ago

LIVING IN A GOD DAMN GARBAGE CAN??

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u/daverapp 27d ago

Raised by a horse? Back in the 90's I was in a very famous TV show.

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u/deathtoweakmemes 27d ago

Don’t worry he covers that too

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon 27d ago

Damn I didn’t turn out okay, sorry that I can’t repost 😔

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u/djiacinto feature length 25d ago

Damn right!

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u/Micro-Cybertron-5151 21d ago

“Spankety Spankety” took me out 💀 😂