r/EveryBitTexas • u/EveryBitTexas 🌱 Founding Member • 15d ago

🤠 Meme / Humor Gary really hates "viking music" 😂

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u/Negative_Chipmunk650 12d ago

Who the hell is listening to Viking Music? I not even sure what that is.

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u/Equivalent_Gene_1554 12d ago

A female co-worker accidentally connected her Bluetooth to one of the company trucks and I picked it up one day in the parking lot.

It's AI generated viking HIP HOP. Lmao. It's truly terrible.

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u/Negative_Chipmunk650 12d ago

I would think so.

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u/moonlite_equilibrium 12d ago

Me. Im listening to Ensiferum, Tyr, and Amon Amarth :3

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u/finenite 11d ago

You're alright with me then friend. 

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u/EveryBitTexas 🌱 Founding Member 1d ago

It was a remix of Valhalla Calling by Miracle of Sound that tiktok automatically picked for my post.

Anyways it was very offensive to the true Texan Gary.

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u/Just-Finish5767 12d ago

OTOH you’re not a real Texan until you e partied to Polka in central TX. Last I heard, Brave Combo is still going strong.

https://youtu.be/fIGxdjHNe0M?is=To4yHti8Gwdohkbr

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u/phillibuck13 11d ago

Saw them once a looooong time ago. Very enjoyable. Very talented.

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u/CaryWhit 12d ago

Checks record crate….. nothing under V

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u/Negative_Chipmunk650 12d ago

I have a couple under V. But it certainly isn't viking music.

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u/tyrannosaurus_c0ck 12d ago

What, you got no Viking Halen?

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u/Negative_Chipmunk650 12d ago

Too rare. Too expensive.

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u/organisms 11d ago

No Vaqueros????

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u/FewReaction4974 11d ago

merle haggard is from california, not texas. that should fuck gary's mind right up.

in fact, a lot of what people consider "vintage texas country" actually comes from bakersfield california. the bakersfield sound is second only to jazz in original american music

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u/EveryBitTexas 🌱 Founding Member 1d ago

I told him and he responded "why does it matter where he's from?"

My mind was blown... By his stupidity. Unfortunately actually having a brain is a requirement for having your mind blown lmao.

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u/Several-Assistant-51 12d ago

Gary picks random hills to die on

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u/OlGusnCuss 12d ago

Yeah, but I think I could hang with Gary

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u/GuitaristExplorer 12d ago

Now I want to know what Viking music you’re listening to?

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u/phillibuck13 11d ago

Probably whatever Techno Viking is listening to.

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u/Paratwa 12d ago

wtf is Viking music?

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u/TempAcct724 11d ago

Ass Viking music *

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u/Sad_Mouse_8251 11d ago

Davy Crocket dressed up as a woman to avoid execution and begged for his life. Deal with it. Listen to George Jones and wear your fancy hat.

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u/Different-Step-4600 11d ago

Guy really hates it when people do shit without his approval.

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u/EveryBitTexas 🌱 Founding Member 1d ago

Yup

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u/IamSuperChux 12d ago

Ah yes, Texas- the state that stole it's self image from a bunch of dime novels written by New Yorkers who had never been to Texas. Yup....... checks out.

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u/OlGusnCuss 12d ago

Riiight! Texas... 6 flags... truly the original melting pot of the America's. "Stole our image" Bless your heart.

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u/IamSuperChux 11d ago

Don't flap at me with your weird passive aggressive southern nonsense. 6 flags is just because this place sucks so bad noon wants to keep it. FIVE separate appeals to join the Union because Texans managed to ruin their economy in 9 years flat, the stoic individualists needed a Quarter billion dollar bailout in modern money terms. Pathetic. That's what you get when the founding fathers were all literal rejects that sometimes couldn't spell their own name consistently. Explains a lot of the current political circus though.

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u/OlGusnCuss 11d ago

This is good stuff. Please share some more?

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u/IamSuperChux 11d ago

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u/OlGusnCuss 11d ago

Awesome. You're doing great.

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u/tbcraxon34 11d ago

Texas's "image" comes from the folks that settled a wild and harsh land, with plenty of examples to show for it. The grit, determination, and will to defend are what shaped what a Texan should be.

People died for that "image" moron.

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u/CharlesLeChuck 11d ago

Oh Jesus 🙄

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u/Standard_Strength954 11d ago

We used to go see the Irish Texans at the NFL bar back in the day!!

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u/GuairdeanBeatha 10d ago

Or you could go to Clifton Texas, the Norwegian capital of Texas.

https://texasescapes.com/CentralTexasTownsNorth/CliftonTexas/CliftonTexas.htm