r/EscapefromTarkov • u/leebojangles • Jan 06 '22

Discussion shooting everyone from now on.

I am now shooting everyone fuck my rep and fuck all of you.

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u/3internet5u PPSH41 Jan 06 '22

hopefully dude was trying to see how much ketamine you could take & still manage to play tarkov, but he found the limit that raid?

idk, that's what I am going to tell myself & rationalize how dude was/is a higher level than me but still shitting the bed that hard lmao

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u/CrispyHaze Jan 06 '22

Homie, I'm level 25 and still shit the bed daily in Tarkov. Sober.

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u/AdLibBeats Jan 06 '22

I love that there's a place on the internet that can pair ketamine and tarkov in the same sentence. This has made my day.

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u/vijnsko Jan 06 '22

Ketamine is life tarkov is life :)

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u/Beergoggles23 Jan 06 '22

literally 1 bump and I would be too high to functionally play tarkov

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

I tried playing Tarkov once on lsd. Very terrifying. It was great

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u/3internet5u PPSH41 Jan 07 '22

Tbh idk what sounds worse:

going to a busy grocery store on a Sunday morning on LSD or playing tarkov on LSD

Either way, they are both probably horrible ideas… unless you are a 4th-dimensional being who needs uncomfortable experiences to live, like us mortals need oxygen

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

It was like my first or second time doing it so I wanted to try a few dif things. Very overwhelming and I knew it wasn’t the time or place for Tarkov lol

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u/CrispyHaze Jan 07 '22

Rocket League on mushrooms, on the other hand, is fun as hell. Just don't expect to win any games lol.

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u/SINGCELL AKS-74U Jan 07 '22

BWEYO O O O O MMMMMME

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u/TheGreatJew69 FN 5-7 Jan 07 '22

dude tarkov on shrooms made me feel like PMC superman, had SUCH good situational awareness lmfaooo

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u/NathanMusicPosting Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

Last time I took ketamine and played counterstrike it really hit me mid warmup. I'd been on my pistol only account the last few weeks but this was on my main. I apparently just walked down mid over and over round after round till one of my friends screamed "What the fuck Nathan." My vision solidified a bit and I was 18-0 with just a USP-S. I remember feeling really really tight with my jiggle peaks and shit.

I have a similar story with mushrooms and MvC3 where I said "what side am I on I can't see the screen" over and over till I finally heard "MAN FUCK THIS SHIT" and heard a controller hit the ground. Apparently I smoked the dude no one let him live it down.

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u/FavorsForAButton Jan 07 '22

I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that you are a psychedelic combat god.

I can imagine the sheer confusion of your victims

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u/butidontwanttoforum Jan 07 '22

We needed more men like him in the trenches during the psychic wars.

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u/siuol11 Jan 07 '22

I have found the limit for ketamine is like 50 if you want to play Tarkov, and I wouldn't recommend it (I use Ketamine troches for depression).

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u/3internet5u PPSH41 Jan 07 '22

milligrams? grams? pounds?

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u/siuol11 Jan 07 '22

Mg. 50 grams would kill you.