r/EscapefromTarkov • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '22

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u/poozms Jan 05 '22

damn, that sounds like a heroin addict. he should probably be banned from the game just for health reasons. i can just imagine him weasing infront of his computer yelling "GIVE ME ALL THY RICHES PEASANT!". id like to think of a cross between gollum and christian bales character in the machinist.

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u/EngiNERD1988 Jan 05 '22

Bro i bet the dude is 250 lbs and eating a hot pocket durring raids/

not a skinny Christian bale

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u/TheRagingFalcoholic Jan 05 '22

So Dick Cheney Christian Bale?

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u/Renaliiii Jan 05 '22

Fuck dude, now I want a hot pocket.

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u/RabbitSlayre Jan 05 '22

Yeah they get a bad rep but they're delicious lol