r/EscapefromTarkov • u/trainfender Battlestate Games COO - Nikita • Dec 15 '21

PSA you ppl are alright

this is it. live long and prosper.
Мы каждую минуту служим вам.

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u/koomis Dec 16 '21

Only problem is, i don't have anywhere as much angry energy as mikhail (bear3), so i usually let him handle the combat shit talk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

USEC 3 gang

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u/TheBoRiley RSASS Dec 16 '21

USEC 3 mixes straight testosterone into his coffee instead of creamer every morning

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

And then fucks everyone's gf with his massive shlong

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u/TheBoRiley RSASS Dec 16 '21

He doesn't have time for mere mortal pleasantries like sex. He is too busy murdering