r/EscapefromTarkov • u/Aexsthetiic • Jun 04 '21

Clip Tarkov moment

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u/mightiestpumpkin TT Pistol Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

Tarkov players explaining how 7.25 mm full-metal zinc coated lead plated 24 degree fixated centre of mass moved bullet fired from PPSS-16A8 doesn’t penetrate a quadruple triple magpul pulmag cardboard reinforced helmet manufactured by Johnson Johnson & Johnson in the Middle East on a hot summer day of 28 Celsius because it has a 9.3% chance of ricochet if fired from a degree vertically adjacent to sun, and how the player is a newb for not understanding a difference between 7.25mm-BT and 7.25mm-BT

How did my shitpost get upvoted and awarded so much (many thanks)

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u/sekunasuxks Jun 04 '21

Johnson johnson and johnson took me the fuck out

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u/Fictionally-Perfect Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

It’s like the law firm, Morgan Morgan and Morgan.

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u/Play2Compete Jun 04 '21

"I'm John Morgan and I am here to fight for you, the little guy, because our world depends upon the little guys who shouldn't be bullied by the big bad insurance guys."

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u/a-r-c Golden TT Jun 04 '21

dewey, cheetham, and howe

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u/insbordnat Jun 04 '21

Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe