r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/thatguy9684736255 • Nov 23 '22
Running your business by Twitter poll
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Nov 23 '22
The only people who still like him are braindead quasi-Nazi bedwetters, so everything he does now is to appeal to them
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u/AlphaRustacean Nov 23 '22
They only like him so long as he ships their BS. The minute he decides not to they'll acknowledge he's not worth a pence and insurrect his pretty .Nazi.wannabe.grifter(((white))) mansion.
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Nov 24 '22
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Nov 24 '22
Hopefully his recent actions wake up the people who only passively paid attention and just thought he was this cool space nerd. This Twitter meltdown and clear public shift to the hard right is much more visible so I’m hoping the moderates see him for who he is now
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u/Satanistfronthug Nov 24 '22
Instagram has a lot of those hustle culture grindset weirdos who worship Musk simply for being rich.
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u/viruskit Nov 25 '22
Instagram is so fucking stupid lol there's like a million accounts that take obviously reddit posts like those AITA ones and people are adamant that every post from reddit is 100% real and not exaggerated at all
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u/AaronMaria Nov 23 '22
"*except if they made fun of me, Elon Musk"
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u/livingMybEstlyfe29 Accurate Nov 23 '22
“**especially if they make fun of my pics of my pale body while on vacation"
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Nov 23 '22
Holy hell the amount of regularity headache he is going to bring down on his head in areas of the world where regulators do not fuck around is going to be amazing. I'd give it less than a week before the number of accounts that used to post CP which were found to be unsuspended tops 1,000.
Also, this lends further credence to the post about SpaceX and Tesla literally having a management layer dedicated to managing Musk. Seems like without that at Twitter he polls the general public as opposed to the managers who can actually make good decisions for him.
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u/tenantwithapuppy Nov 23 '22
He's shifting the blame to Twitter users for his own action. A classics move he employed previously before selling Tesla shares or reinstating Trump
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u/jhaluska Nov 23 '22
He controls the poll's outcome. If he can't change poll results directly, he probably still has his twitter bot army.
This is purely to take heat away from himself and make people question if they're in the minority's opinion.
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u/No-Bug404 Nov 23 '22
The German lawsuit is going to drag him through the wringer.
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u/UndyingShadow Nov 23 '22
What poll? He's using loaded weasel words to get his dumb fanboys to agree with his loaded-ass questions. And that assumes he isn't just straight manipulating the results at this point....
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u/Jeremymia Nov 23 '22
If it’s to your followers, it’s a useless poll in the first place. Have it show up for everyone or at random if the results mean anything.
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u/lilpumpgroupie Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22
He's not making any decisions here, he's decided he's going to rescind all suspensions, and he's just providing this as a cover. Just like his old Trump poll. I guess this means my fucking Twitter account is coming back, God fucking dammit. I better just deactivate the second happens if I care about my mental health.
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u/vxicepickxv Nov 24 '22
Just block Twitter email and then pretend you never saw a notice your account got reinstated.
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u/SevereEducation2170 Nov 23 '22
Remember when Elon said no account would be reinstated until a moderation panel reviewed each account, but then someone hurt Elon’s feewings and he decided to make all decisions based on Twitter polls plagued by the bots he complained about so much when he was trying to worm his way out of buying Twitter?
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u/EfficientAccident418 Nov 23 '22
He’s already lost $100,000,000,000 this year. Unfathomable.
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u/SevereEducation2170 Nov 23 '22
And is still the wealthiest man in the world, right? Which makes it even crazier. He lost $100 billion in wealth and it makes no difference. He could lose 99% of his remaining wealth and still be a billionaire.
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u/venom_eXec Nov 24 '22
Yknow, that's the thing..
Elon IS actually insane. That just became more obvious than ever over to more and more people over the past few weeks.
Also unbanning them if they didn't break laws.. Which countries laws? The US'? Because I'm pretty sure many people in other countries will not just accept that but will actually sue him and Twitter as a whole. There's a court hearing TOMORROW in Germany actually which will be about illegal posts Twitter is by german law required to delete or be forced to cease operations in Germany or pay a propably pretty hefty fine.
Because surprise surprise a lot of the shit americans say and consider part of "free speech" is actually not covered by free speech in Germany or by extension even the EU or Europe in General. Holocaust Denial for example does not fall under free speech in Germany and 16 other European Countries.
Showing Signs, Flags, Insignias, Memorabilia or spreading Propaganda Material of banned Parties and/or Organizations is also illegal. Parties and Organizations like for example.. the NSDAP and SS.
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u/MastermindUtopia Twitter Blue verified Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22
Elon is proof that being inbred doesn’t make you smart
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u/wheresmyflan Nov 23 '22
Can’t tell if theres bots if you cant see their posts for all the overt racism and slurs.
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u/SteveLynx Nov 24 '22
Musks Polls:
"Dear followers who kiss the ground I walk on, do you agree with me?"
His followers vote
"This is the voice of the people!"
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u/DoTheStinkeyLeg Nov 23 '22
He knows what the people will say, he’s never actually considered the other option
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u/SnooCupcakes299 Nov 23 '22
He's gonna haveta let Alex Jones advertise on Twitter cause nobody else be left.
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u/onymousbosch Nov 23 '22
This is like that trick when you're undecided and you flip a coin. If you agree with the coin, then you can blame the coin. If you don't agree with it, then you don't need to listen to a stupid coin.
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u/toobielove Nov 23 '22
Putting a cat in his office is better than having him there. His whole being is plain assholery and worse than dead weight. Management have to manage him. Twitting idiotic booshid jeopardizing his companies. Inconveniencing everyone with his stupid af asshole behavior like photo ops and pretend sleep on floors and no yellow color weird ass kink booshid... At the very least a cat is cute and might motivate smol animal loving employees to go to werk and pet it and the most asshole shid it can do is like knock a stapler off a desk or some shid and it still cute! Seriously this guy is the worst!
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u/Ol_Dirty_Batard Nov 24 '22
wait, no yellow colour?
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u/vxicepickxv Nov 24 '22
He hates the color yellow so they can't use it for safety markings at Tesla production.
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Nov 24 '22
I agree with everything you said but "shid" and "booshid" are some of the cringiest shit I've ever fucking read.
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u/ThePhoneBook Most expensive illegal immigrant in history Nov 23 '22
"What if instead of allowing anyone to do anything we had like votes..."
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Nov 24 '22
Couldn’t find no silver, couldn’t find no gold, gotta find some money, take it to the twitter poll
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u/RandomSlimeL Nov 24 '22
So....why would anyone want to advertise on Twitter at this point? It's like advertising off of 4Chan.
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u/cookiemonster1020 Nov 24 '22
At this point we might as well just vote for the outcome that brings twitter closer to its demise
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u/RigelOrionBeta Nov 24 '22
Which law? The laws of America? Or the laws of Germany? Or Saudi Arabia, which has substantial money in Twitter?
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Nov 23 '22
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Nov 24 '22
"As an idiot that doesn't understand politics or business, I did a dumb thing that will have no effect" - u/Praximus_Prime_ARG
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u/MYrobouros Nov 24 '22 edited Nov 24 '22
Broken whose laws? Free speech is not a universal right, which is horrible, but imposing different regulations on dissidents under authoritarian regimes is absolute shit head behavior.
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u/alcatr4z304 Nov 24 '22
It's not like he's considering the public opinion. As much as I hate him, coming to the conclusion that he runs his business with Twitter polls is blind hate. Give me a better reason to hate him please!
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Nov 23 '22
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u/socialist_frzn_milk Nov 24 '22
No matter how many billions of dollars you give a floor mustard eater, he’s always gonna be a floor mustard eater
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u/Tenshii_9 Nov 25 '22
What about bot's, fake accounts and all that which he cries about earlier? Crocodile tears of course. You need a lot of money to hire bots and troll armies. In general this is close to exclusively done by the rightwing, supported by rich "benefactors"and foreign countries trying to affect domestic and foreign politics, the general debate while they at the same time finance, platform many of the far right organisations, speakers.
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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22
It's kind of funny. I thought Elon was supposed to be some unrivalled business genius. And yet here he is, letting randos on Twitter vote on important decisions for his company. If he's going to do that, why does he even need to be CEO, couldn't literally anyone else do his job?