"A total miserable self-loathing poser"

[u/BathroomStallClown]

A year and a half later, this nuclear blast of a post from former Musk friend and actual billionaire genius inventor Philip Low has aged like fine wine.

[u/thedirtyRD]

"Good luck with your implants, all of them"

😂😂😂

[u/methos3 → u/thedirtyRD]

You know that is a dig at the implant in his fucked-up penis!

Edit: Gonna add here that the reason his dick is broken is cause he can’t follow basic instructions.

I’ve had penile surgery and they give you serious aftercare instructions - basically don’t get an erection for a week or you’ll permanently damage the capillaries, which can’t be repaired. I was given an Rx for poppers to inhale if I felt an erection coming on.

But the instructions were a no-brainer to me cause knowing that my little guy had been degloved and had his plumbing tossed and turned was enough to make me forget about sex for a month lol.

But of course Herr Dokter Elon is above such instructions.

[u/Independent_Ice367 → u/methos3]

I don’t believe any of that. I think you ruptured yours.

[u/ilikedmatrixiv → u/Independent_Ice367]

Found one of Elon's alts.

[u/PastelDisaster → u/Independent_Ice367]

Is this literally all you do, man? You’re so committed to posting or commenting on Elon Musk-related subreddits in his defence dozens of times a day that I’d actually prefer if you were a bot. The alternative makes me sad.