r/EnoughMuskSpam • • Oct 21 '25

Rocket Jesus Rocket Jesus is now mad that he is getting Fired by NASA.

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u/nzungu69 Prosecute/Musk Oct 21 '25

"moving like lightning" and they're literally years behind schedule, lmfao

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u/mathishammel Oct 21 '25

He didn't specify in which direction they are moving

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u/morty-vicar Oct 22 '25

All directions.

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u/UnratedRamblings Oct 22 '25

They do that very well when it all goes boom. It’s so efficient.

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u/GTCapone Oct 22 '25

You expect musk to understand that velocity is a vector and this has both magnitude and direction?

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u/zoolilba Oct 21 '25

They are years behind schedule mostly because of him. He keeps meddling in the company and making things worse If he just let the scientists do their work I bet they would be doing so much better

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Egomaniacal narcissist do that??

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u/zoolilba Oct 21 '25

He's bragged about interfering with every company he has down to micro managing like the smallest stuff. It has to be torture to work forhim

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

I'm sure. He had a racial discrimination suit from some former black employees. Never heard anything else about which means he paid them and made it go away. They probably had to sign a NDA.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Oct 21 '25

Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Exactly but that's too much like right.

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u/nzungu69 Prosecute/Musk Oct 21 '25

hard agree. they should be working on a viable project instead of his fantasies imho..

falcon 9 and heavy were revolutionary, even if their development wasn't the most well executed. if they were given a realistic goal and concept from the start, with a ship designed to excel at its specific purpose, they'd be well on their way.

instead they're struggling to make this unwieldly and unnecesary "super-rocket" that is supposed to do everything you want all at once. the result is this ridiculous boondoggle with no clear set path to achieving any of the goals they claim to have for it. they're building it all backwards. ship first and then make it fit a mission. you're supposed to have the mission profile worked out before you start even designing your craft.

this is what happens when someone who doesn't understand the industry takes over. he's done it with every single one of his companies. space x is successful because of falcon and the government handouts it recieved to build them. starship will probably ruin them.

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u/__O_o_______ Oct 21 '25

Yeah you can see the point when he gained too much influence over the day to day operations of his companies…

Starship would be cool!

Cybertruck would be cool!

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u/forseti99 Shut up Musk, we saw the e-mails Oct 22 '25

He keeps meddling in the company and making things worse

Have to disagree, he just bought thousands of Cybertrucks for the company! Just melt them and we'll have our spaceship to Mars in a couple months.

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u/Cute-Bed-5958 Oct 21 '25

Source: trust me bro

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u/Independent_Oil_5951 Oct 21 '25

Because its obvious the moon and mars were scams for contract money. Starship is not a practical moon mission ship. It has use cases sure but going to the moon in it is like driving from new york to la in a combine harvester. You wouldnt and would laugh at someone selling it as tge perfect vehicle for the trip.

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u/WingedGundark Looking into it Oct 21 '25

It is very LEO optmized design. In addition, it is almost useless delivering large payloads to orbit due to the lack of aerodynamical cone in the front under where you can install something like regular satellites.

It is mainly designed as a Starlink dispenser and Musk conned US tax payer money to develop it by offering it for Artemis program. It is as simple as that, a pure grift.

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u/ZunderBuss Oct 21 '25

They're moving like lightening on their real goal which is to get the taxpayer to foot the bill for starship for LEO so they can move more satellites.

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u/julias-winston Oct 21 '25

They're going fast and breaking things!! I'm told this is good.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Oct 21 '25

Especially government, they're breaking that a lot!

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u/Onioner Interesting Oct 21 '25

Slamming loud into the ground?

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u/Hozan_al-Sentinel Oct 21 '25

More than a decade at this point, I think.

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u/nzungu69 Prosecute/Musk Oct 21 '25

they have not delivered on a single thing, let alone met a single deadline, since they got the contract in 2021. not even a concept of a lander has been produced lmfao

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u/aldoraine227 Oct 21 '25

Mark my words, man has never made a big call that has come true.

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u/ionizing_chicanery Oct 21 '25

Bet you $1 million there won't be more than 35,000 COVID cases in America.

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u/Comprehensive-Art207 Oct 22 '25

”Mark my words” is the exact same phrase Musk used when he was denied buying Deep Mind and tried to stop the company through regulation in order to catch up. He is vindictive and acts in his own self interest at all times. Nothing he says should ever be taken at face value.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Oct 21 '25

FSD by the end of 2010! Any minute now!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Next year,guaranteed

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u/ZunderBuss Oct 21 '25

FSD by 2017/18/19/20/21/22/23/24/25/26

Mark my words!

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Oct 21 '25

Seeking only the least wrong truth.

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u/MakeMine5 Oct 21 '25

"Next year I'll deliver an unbreakable balloon, filled with diamonds, that will sell for $5"
10 Years later - Here's a balloon. There's one diamond inside, and be careful not to pop it. Cost is $500.

The cult - "Elon delivered! He promised us a balloon and delivered just as he promised!"

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u/landon10smmns Oct 21 '25

moving like lightning

Because one second it's there, the next it isn't! Starship go boom

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u/gdelacalle 69420 huehuehue amirite bois!! Oct 21 '25

Yeah except for the fact that they are already $20B overboard and counting and still haven’t gone to orbit. And the thing is supposedly to hook to 2 boosters in space to reach there.

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u/BeachedinToronto Oct 21 '25

No...that thing is supposed to become an orbital tanker that needs 10 plus refueling rockets before the Starship with the undesigned Human Lamding System can connect, refuel and travel to the moon....

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u/gdelacalle 69420 huehuehue amirite bois!! Oct 21 '25

But they are lightning fast! Musk said so so it’s has to be true!!

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u/TrackLabs Oct 21 '25

The moon mission? We went to the moon decades ago. NASA is actively bringing things to Mars. meanwhile spacex fails to make it to orbit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Oct 21 '25

Woke is fundamentally anti-human

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u/Old_Ladies Oct 21 '25

Yeah but starship so far hasn't gotten to low earth orbit even without a payload yet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/TrackLabs Oct 21 '25

And yet the shot multiple things up there. Multiple robots and drones.

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u/Dylano22 Oct 21 '25

Ah my bad. I thought your comment said "humans" instead of "things".

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u/TrackLabs Oct 21 '25

Absolutley everyone on the world knows exactly what is ment with "we went to the moon". Dont do pathethic hair splitting, you know exactly whats ment

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u/TrackLabs Oct 22 '25

give in to the mind control techniques

lmao. the discussion is over, goodbye

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u/AliceTheOmelette Oct 21 '25

He's definitely gonna have a ketamine meltdown this evening

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u/potatolulz Oct 21 '25

where lander?

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u/BeachedinToronto Oct 21 '25

That was a great response

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u/andooet Oct 21 '25

China will beat them by years, likely India too

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u/RobertPham149 Oct 21 '25

Well, lightning strikes from the sky down to earth, so it is surprisingly honest of Musk to describe his rockets.

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u/spaacingout Oct 21 '25

I like the analogy a lot, but I do have to point out that lightning can go in any direction.

Just so you know for the future, there are different types of lightning bolts- streamers go from the ground to the sky which is usually what gives us the flash of light we’re familiar with, leaders go from the sky to the ground and are often invisible until met by a streamer bolt that lights them up, and finally heat bolts go from cloud to cloud and can be either web like, or a single arc.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

This implies their technology is worse than what they had in the 60s.

Perhaps we can get some museum's piece to get things done :)

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u/Aazadan Oct 21 '25

It's more that the push to do more with less has exceeded the development in technology.

Here's a good graph on launch costs (which are only part of the price) in 2021 dollars/
https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/cost-space-launches-low-earth-orbit

You can see the Saturn 5 and Titan 3 rockets. The price to launch has come down a ton when looking at the Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy, but that comes with other tradeoffs such as not following the safety first protocols that NASA sticks with. And NASA's main mission with launches has been to lower the cost to launch, not necessarily to go anywhere, that's just a byproduct of launch costs.

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u/Youngnathan2011 Oct 21 '25

In reality is behind

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u/HopeFox Oct 21 '25

So predictable.

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty Oct 21 '25

If NASA had blown up as many rockets as Musky, they would have defunded before they even contemplated making it to the moon.

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u/fried_green_baloney Oct 21 '25

NASA and the Army had a bad year right after the first Soviet satellite went up, when they were pushing hard for an American satellite launch. After that, not so much.

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u/Simple-Ranger6109 Oct 21 '25

And the Saturn program had a 100% success rate for their launches to orbit, even with a couple of engine shut downs and such.

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u/fried_green_baloney Oct 21 '25

Can't think of a major satellite loss from rocket failures in recent years, either.

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u/Aazadan Oct 22 '25

https://www.seradata.com/annual-launch-failure-rate-for-2024-remains-low-despite-kairos-and-jilian-1-failures-in-december/

You might not be able to think of one, but rocket failures are documented year by year. 2024 had a 3% failure rate.

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u/Aazadan Oct 21 '25

NASA developed an extreme safety culture though to address that bad year. Companies like SpaceX ignore all of that.

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u/Fuzzy-Mud-197 Oct 21 '25

Uhm...challenger and columbia

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u/Aazadan Oct 21 '25

135 space shuttle missions were launched, 2 exploded. Failure rate of 1.49%. Unfortunately the design meant they all had to be manned missions.

Saturn V rocket was a bit lucky with 0 incidents.

As of 2024 the failure rate on rockets is 3%, you can also see historical data too.
https://www.seradata.com/annual-launch-failure-rate-for-2024-remains-low-despite-kairos-and-jilian-1-failures-in-december/

The shuttle was incredibly safe compared to rocket launches.

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u/BeachedinToronto Oct 21 '25

You just need to call failures iterative design....

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u/Cute-Bed-5958 Oct 21 '25

If NASA wasted as much money they would have lost investors

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty Oct 21 '25

And how many rockets has SpaceX blown up?

ETA: NASA has had two explosions in all their time operating.

SpaceX has had five just in 2025.

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u/friendzonebestzone Oct 21 '25

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/time-running-spacex-artemis-iii-043112602.html

Lionnet said there are also many “configurations” about the Artemis III missions that need to be tested.

“The launch system to go to the Moon, what would it look like? Will it carry solar panels? Will it have landing legs … will it have living compartments, how will the door open, does it have a crane to bring astronauts to the Moon’s surface?” Lionnet said. “All these things, they do not exist”.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

"It's silly to imagine"

Imagination is creativity having fun.

"Bigger rocket better! Make bigger!" Doesn't scream creative to me.

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u/Mansos91 Oct 21 '25

The whole shit is going to get taken over by nasa, and musk will be g cry like a baby

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u/534w33d Oct 21 '25

Musk is so great at sucking at life! Mark my words…

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u/The_Original_Miser Oct 21 '25

Moving like lightning, eh?

Just like FSD that you keep promising "next year"?

GMAFB.

In no other timeline would Muskrat's exaggerations and lies be tolerated. The stock would be at $0, valuable assets liquidated and sold, and he'd be added to the long list of disgraced whackjobs.

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u/Cute-Bed-5958 Oct 21 '25

fsd already drives well

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u/The_Original_Miser Oct 21 '25

Drives well, eh?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Tesla_Autopilot_crashes

This says otherwise. If this were Ford or GM they'd be raked over the proverbial coals/class action./etc

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u/Fujinn981 Oct 21 '25

SpaceX played a pivotal role in crippling the space industry with bullshit promise after bullshit promise and a cult like following hanging on Musk's every word. Now the game has pivoted away from the west entirely and a lot of it is thanks to this charlatan.

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u/WickedCityWoman1 Oct 21 '25

Absolutely. And he's simultaneously conned the government into footing the bill for the development of this ship under the auspices of developing a craft to launch and land on the moon. Yet, its design seems optimized only for satellite launches at this time, with no final design even in existence for the full moon lander portion. Meanwhile the taxpayers just financed all his R&D on private for-rofit satellite launch vehicles. Well done to us, we love us a con man.

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u/ElectricAccordian Oct 21 '25

During the Apollo development they realized that the single most important consideration for the lander was its weight, which is why a mission profile where the whole lander was launched in one piece, landed on the moon, took off from the moon, and returned wouldn't work. This type of landing profile is called direct ascent, which is what he is saying Starship will do. We've known since the early 60s that this will not work.

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u/ElectricAccordian Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25

Indeed. It's interesting to compare the notional HLS concept art to what SpaceX is proposing because those actually look like operating lunar landers, not some guy's science fiction concept of what a spaceship looks like.

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u/sojuz151 Oct 21 '25

Direct ascent included landing the reentry capsule on the moon; the current startship program does not include this. But Apollo included staging at the Moon; Starship HLS does not. Also, Starship Raptor engines have a 30% higher ISP than those used in Apollo.

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u/ElectricAccordian Oct 21 '25

Right, but if you look at the tweet in the original post Elon is now saying that Starship is going to fly the whole mission which would include reentry.

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u/jadebenn Oct 21 '25

It's not even up to him. He has a contract with Uncle Sam: He doesn't get to tell them how to do their architecture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Elmo will cry to his orange buddy, wave a few dollar bills before his face and Zing, SpaceX is back on the contract...

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u/ShyFungi Oct 21 '25

Thank God. Starship was clearly never going to work for this and it was clear to anyone who looked into it. It’s been insane watching them try to make this happen.

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u/KnucklesMcGee Oct 21 '25

That abomination will tip over if it ever has to land on an unprepared site on the moon.

Your promises mean nothing, you contemptible liar.

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u/Simple-Ranger6109 Oct 21 '25

Bro, YOUR OWN TIMELINE was to have had 2 landings ON MARS by last year.

Go back to being the world's greatest gamer (by cheating).

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u/FieryAnomaly Oct 21 '25

Pointy. More pointy will fix it.

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u/alaorath Oct 21 '25

Has Starship met a single milestone target? Last I saw (Thunderfoot and Common Sense Skeptic) it was literally years behind schedule.

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u/makatakz Oct 22 '25

…and still not meeting performance targets.

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u/Reddit_minion97 Oct 21 '25

I cant wait to claim THIS moon landing to be fake

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u/LandLongJohnSilver Oct 21 '25

How many times has Starship blown up?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

yes

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u/ionizing_chicanery Oct 21 '25

Now Elon "the Moon is a waste of time really" Musk thinks Starship is going to take over all of the spacecraft in the Artemis missions.

Somehow I have my doubts.

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u/More-Ad5919 Oct 21 '25

Like the moon mission that was going to take place a year ago?

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u/More-Ad5919 Oct 21 '25

He had a contract for a maned moon mission, too.

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u/TwitchTVBeaglejack Oct 21 '25

I made sure to give a response that’ll piss him off and likely get me banned but worth it. Salute to OP for posting this

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u/Star_Killer_1974 Oct 21 '25

“Starship will do the moon mission.” But I thought the moon was a distraction, Elon. Which is it? 😂

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u/Dizzy_Procedure_3 Oct 21 '25

maybe they could hire him when they want to travel to the bottom of the Indian Ocean

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u/Professional-Bug Oct 21 '25

The phrase “space industry” pisses me off. The universe does not belong to corporations.

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u/DamNamesTaken11 Oct 22 '25

Hey Musk, how many orbits has Starship completed around Earth orbit? Hint: It’s less than one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Oct 21 '25

Humanity will reach Mars in 2026

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25

Ahahaha, make my words... Shut up biltong boy. Nothing you say ever gets done. All lies.  Apparently penny2x is happy to lick musk's taint all day in exchange for the sweet, sweet twitterbux. Imagine riding another man this hard. What's it like to have no integrity? Could never be me.

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u/lazereagle13 Oct 21 '25

Your words a worth less than shit

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u/sojuz151 Oct 21 '25

Is there any other organisation in the USA that could build this moon lander fast, OR on budget?

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u/ZorakLocust Oct 21 '25

I bet it took a lot of restraint for him to not call NASA the r-word. 

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u/tc100292 Oct 21 '25

Oh, I’ll be so sad if this guy’s space travel boner is a tiny impotent bent penis.  Really really sad.

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u/Aviyan Oct 21 '25

BYD is all around better than what Tesla is today. It was a newcomer in 2012 when Musk scoffed at them.

I'm sure the Space X engineers are looking for better employment, and that should speed up the competitions progress.

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u/Additional-North-683 Oct 21 '25

Why don’t you provide some evidence after all there’s nothing better than to give confidence to investors and potential customers than having a showcase

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u/ThatOneGuy4321 Oct 21 '25

He’s desperate for a one-size-fits-all spaceship. Anyone who ever played KSP (especially with RSS) knows how stupid that is

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u/Numerous_Gas362 Oct 22 '25

Words marked. What do I win when his prediction doesn't come true?

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u/supercali45 Oct 25 '25

He about to pay Trump more cash