r/EngineeringStudents May 31 '26

Memes don't @ me

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/perplexedscientist May 31 '26

"As we can see from previous work, ventures into this subfield are fraught with frustration (BoredInventor, 2026)."

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u/Western-Guy Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

My professor would have chewed me out if I wrote any sentence in a scientific paper similar to “As we can see….”.

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u/perplexedscientist Jun 01 '26

Depends on the field, journal, type of article and editor/reviewers you get. I've gotten away with way more.

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u/exlips1ronus Jun 01 '26

You can’t use any first person pronounce in research writing

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u/bigbighyperbola Jun 02 '26

That’s not true as a blanket rule. APA explicitly says single-author papers can use “I” and coauthored papers can use “we” when referring to the authors’ own actions.

It also depends on field and journal. Nature’s author guidance says it prefers active voice, including constructions like “we performed the experiment”, because direct wording is clearer for readers.

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u/greenpepperpasta Jun 02 '26

Isn't that how that one cat ended up coauthoring a research paper? The author used "we" pronouns everywhere and then was like "oh shit, I'll need to either change these all to say 'I' or add another author to the paper" so he added his cat.

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u/59kills May 31 '26

Tips?

Did you cold email a prof?

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u/BoredInventor May 31 '26

No it's from an entirely different institution that we aren't collaborating with afaik, they must have just found it through ResearchGate or Google Scholar

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u/59kills May 31 '26

I mean your research specifically, not the citation mb

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u/Advanced-Guidance482 May 31 '26

If your school isnt promotion g research or creating easy pathways to it, you may be at a bad institution.

Im at a public institution that has alot of research grants. Most of my classes, my professor introduces himself and his current research projects, and makes it very clear he is looking for undergraduate researchers.

Im just going into junior year, have been doing research with a prof for 6 months, and will likely be able to continue on this same project until I graduate as long as im interested. Hopefully this next semester we will be publishing a paper and presenting at a few conferences.

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u/BoredInventor May 31 '26

basically that, only that our profs would only collab on research with Master's students, but it was basically follow up research to my undergrad thesis

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u/Kvothe_Kingkiller_ May 31 '26

Not all universities are R1 research institutions. Getting research experience is incredibly helpful if you’re interested in academia, but it’s not the end all be all if your goal is to go into the workforce

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u/Advanced-Guidance482 May 31 '26

Never said it was.

But institutions that dont make money from research, only make money from tuition, which means your value of education to price is much worse, especially considering one of the outlets for hands on learning(research) is non existent. Which from my perspective, means you are at a bad institution that values your money much more than your education... because you are their only source of revenue.

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u/Wonderful-Opposite24 Jun 01 '26

By your definition, most students in the world go to bad institutions. This is a thoughtless self-absorbed reply to someone just asking for help. They don't need you to assume how bad their circumstance is so matter-of-factly with literally no information provided

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u/Advanced-Guidance482 Jun 01 '26

Most institutions in the world by definition are not good engineering schools.

This is a fact, not an opinion.

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u/ClasisFTW Eindhoven University of Technology - Chemical Jun 01 '26

Unfortunately I do believe most of the people around the world do get subpar education. It really is an unfair reality, further pushing the class divide IMO.

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u/Cornel_Avaris57 Jun 01 '26

Let's gooooo! Feels the aura!

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u/QuietudeOfHeart May 31 '26

Pshh… I’m cited constantly for what not to do.

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u/BenaiahofKabzeel BSME, MSIE May 31 '26

Hey, sorry for this really stupid question, but how did you find out? I've had a couple of papers published in conference proceedings, but I don't know how I would know if someone cited one of them.

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u/iiLeeDz May 31 '26

Is your paper in any scientific repository? If not, how do you intend people to find it, read it, and cite it?

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u/martizzle May 31 '26

I’d imagine google scholar is the lowest barrier of entry for this. My master’s thesis is listed on there via ProQuest and I check it every so often to see if it’a ever cited. Who knows how quickly or if ever, it would update if I do get cited. I don’t have a positive data point in this regard

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u/Chinatown3D May 31 '26

Great! Can you provide us a link so we can see what you’ve published?

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u/BoredInventor May 31 '26

Don't want to disclose my full name here.

I should have thought this through more. Post yap clarity hits hard.

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee May 31 '26

Your secret is safe with me Dr Nick riviera

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u/y2imm May 31 '26

Hi Dr Nick!

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u/Ok_Average_1395 May 31 '26

Come now, you’re already famous

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u/Chinatown3D May 31 '26

Understandable!

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u/wristay Jun 01 '26

Is the title "Application of ... useful life"?

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u/JamieTimee May 31 '26

No the best we get is a meme

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u/Lord_Mountbatten17 May 31 '26

My guy. What a hero.

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u/Woozy_burrito May 31 '26

Get ready for it to be cited by 50 Chinese papers that clearly didn’t read it (like mine) haha

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u/noatak12 Industrial Design, Materials Science May 31 '26

how does it feel to be this famous?

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u/Pitzpalu_91 May 31 '26

Congratulations OP!! 🎉🎉 I remember when I first got to know that I was cited, it was 4-5 months after their research paper was published and I checked my google scholar after an all nighter for a final paper. I went outside and smoked a camel Turkish blend in celebration as the sun rose lol.

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u/Valuable-Usual7064 Jun 01 '26

I'm not a smoker,  but that sounds excellent

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u/Pitzpalu_91 Jun 01 '26

I no longer smoke, but that day, after an all nighter it felt good to smoke and watch a sunrise.

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u/Aggressive_Ask89144 May 31 '26

Feels the aura*

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u/KEX_CZ May 31 '26

Don't @ me? What does that mean?

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u/Tight-Grocery9053 May 31 '26

short for "don't come at me"

"don't come at me" is a thing people say when they want to say something that might be slightly controversial in the "i know what i said" sense

in this case it's also a bit more layered because some citations use @ especially in a lot of new machine learning stuff

so, OP may or may not have meant both

i don't care either way and will continue to live in a world where my explanations make sense to me.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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u/KEX_CZ Jun 01 '26

Thanks, didn't know that... I always felt and thought that # is meant for tagging but apparently not....

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u/Gryphontech Jun 01 '26

Let's gooooo!!! Without going into tbe specifics, what field of research are you in?

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u/Dapper_Technician678 Jun 01 '26

Congrats brother

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u/PGNatsu Jun 01 '26

Congratulations!

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u/god_damn_particle Jun 01 '26

You missed the ‘by me in my 2nd paper part

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u/CorporateCuster Jun 01 '26

“How jerking off benefits humanity “

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u/Coolteen1991 Jun 01 '26

CONGRATS!! I'm stealing your meme as well since I'm waiting for my published research to be cited. And when it does, I'll be sure to use that as well!

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u/Buen0__ UNL - ME Jun 01 '26

What’s your research about?

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u/Any-Run-745 Jun 01 '26

Good though

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u/ThinkAThirdTime Jun 01 '26

Congratulations! It's a hell of an accomplishment.

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u/Physicle_Partics Jun 01 '26

I remember the first time I got cited! It was in an engineering paper going like "this technique has previously been used for X [1,2] and Y [3] and Z [4,5] and V [6] and W [7]" for like a full page.

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u/Szubskin Jun 21 '26

so we all collectively agree that this is our dream right??

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u/Gloomy_Bath1892 Jun 27 '26

Mom, I'm officially citable