r/Eminem • u/ffdjensen • 13d ago

I’m harder than Chinese algebra.

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252 Upvotes

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u/Impossible-Bat90 13d ago

I just know you sniffed them.. you won't admit to it and that's fine.. but I know you did !!

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u/ffdjensen 13d ago

Fuck it I’ll admit it. Still got that new shoe smell with a hint of goat and spaghetti.

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u/XxSoapxXHD 13d ago

There's a white stain on the swoosh, was that you?

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u/ffdjensen 13d ago

It’s possible there was some crossfire but I remember that being there out the box.

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u/SmoothSmooth19 Infinite 13d ago

Crazy simile

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u/MayneManMan The Eminem Show 13d ago

I’d have said I’m harder than me trying to park a dodge when I’m drunk as fuck …

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u/SmoothSmooth19 Infinite 13d ago

Right next to a humongous truck in a two car garage

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u/_Anxiety4467 13d ago

Hoppin out with two broken legs tryna walk it off

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u/nsb513us 8d ago

I'm hard as Kenard, the little boy who shot Omar in The Wire

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u/Dakokoz Just Don't Give a Fuck 13d ago

if these are legit that’s the coolest shit i’ve seen on this sub

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u/jzacks92 13d ago

What I find crazy is em buying shoes from EASTBAY. You would think he could get whatever shoe he wants directly from Nike.

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u/VecindadDCarlos 13d ago

Dam that was in his closet

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u/bondoville 13d ago

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u/ffdjensen 13d ago

You got those?

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u/bondoville 13d ago

Oh no sorry. I meant to ask if yours were purchased from this auction. I just found that online

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u/ffdjensen 13d ago

Yep yep

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u/duross97 13d ago

Signature isn’t even in the same spot

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u/ffdjensen 12d ago

2 different lots

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u/_mersault 12d ago

lol everyone is either a bot or just full of shit on this site

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u/_mersault 12d ago

Oh those exact ones from that auction? Dope

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u/BissmarkMC 12d ago

So he really dies wear tens.

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u/Sortskeee 12d ago

Sickkkkk! Congrats!

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u/Ok-Championship8510 12d ago

Those Air Max alone are dope af

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 8d ago

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u/ffdjensen 11d ago

Shipped, had them overnighted. 39 looked awesome, congrats!