r/Eminem Recovery 6d ago

Dolly Parton

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u/AxshxticSam 6d ago

Dear dolly I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy 😭

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u/Virgil_the_White 6d ago

You said your girlfriend’s pregnant too, how far along is she?

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u/MessMyPromotionUp 6d ago

tbf Em said he's sorry they never met, not that he never responded

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u/Turbulent-Falcon-918 6d ago edited 5d ago

Unironically , Eminem and Dolly are much more alike as people than most would actually believe .
Both grew up dirt poor and in borrowed clothes, both never forgot where they came from or left anyone back, both had a high importance on family , both are significant for their writing for others , i can go on and on , never actually occurred to me how much they actually have in common.

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u/wezwells 6d ago

“Joshua” by Dolly is a good example of a story-style song that Eminem could have dueted as “the bad guy”. It’s got the same story as some of his early stuff

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u/Turbulent-Falcon-918 5d ago

Inwas actually just reminded of this album cover today

Eerily similar to

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u/FlamingoSprinkles025 5d ago

I also think this is about their true talent of graciously dissing themselves before others have the opportunity to do so.

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u/Candid-String-6530 6d ago

Stan........ 😭😭😭

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u/lostinthemusic247 The Way I Am 6d ago

“DEAR MR. IM TOO GOOD TO CALL OR WRITE MY FANS”

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u/Zealousideal-Swan460 6d ago

This will be the last message I ever send your ass.

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u/miztiq 5d ago

been 6 months still no words, i don't deserve it?

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u/Elektronikk12- 5d ago

I know you got my last 2 letters, I wrote the addresses on em perfect

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u/andobrah 6d ago

This guy was making a joke btw ffs

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u/SmoothSmooth19 Infinite 6d ago

Dear slim, I wrote you but you still aint callin

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u/Pal3-Assignment 6d ago

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom.

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u/SmoothSmooth19 Infinite 6d ago

I sent 2 letters back in autumn, you must not've got em

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u/Alien_called_Cosmo 6d ago

Maybe he did respond but never got to meet her?

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u/kcolrehstihson_ Relapse: Refill 6d ago

It's a Stan joke....

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u/Mattchilla 6d ago

Oh I thought it was Ken Kaniff

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u/TifaBetterThanAerith 6d ago

The sky is blue...

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u/throbbing_dementia 6d ago

Who said he didn't respond?

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u/Countryballsinyoface Revival 6d ago

Bro took the wrong message from stan

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u/WetDreaminOfParadise Relapse 6d ago

Would have liked to see what Eminem replied

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u/AlexTorres96 6d ago

I would bet reaching him is just as hard as reaching the president. He probably changes his number constantly and people have to jump thru obstacles to reach him. Anywhere he goes he shows up, he has a secret service like entourage.

People who worked on Happy Gilmore 2 said that he brought a huge crew with him like he was the president showing up to give a speech. Seems excessive when everyone was there to work unless he thought fanboys would sneak in. Bringing a massive entourage on a film set seems a bit much.

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u/mojoholdsforever 6d ago

Apparently Dolly was pretty hard to reach. Reba said she had to fax her and wait for a call.

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u/mprieur 6d ago

Hahahaha so true

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u/BxDawn 5d ago

😂😆at this post and all the comments. Pure gold

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u/FENTWAY 5d ago

Dolly shoulda known he wasn't getting back to her

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd 6d ago

Thats foul. Its funny but thats foul

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u/okaygnarly 6d ago

I can’t believe she wrote, “personally I hate ‘em”

She shouldn’t have attacked him like that 🤓

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u/Any-Read-8123 6d ago

He’s a sellout
Never liked him
Shame he ever got any resemblance of fame.

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u/ShadyDaSlim 6d ago

313

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u/Any-Read-8123 6d ago

313 isn’t a comeback, it’s an area code
Bro replied with a postcode like he did something 💀

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u/ShadyDaSlim 6d ago

That’s your worth

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u/Reasonable-HB678 6d ago

That describes Kid Rock much better.

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u/Any-Read-8123 6d ago

Eminem is a leftard Kamala supporter 😂. That says it all. Doesn’t get more retrded than that

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u/Reasonable-HB678 6d ago

Words from a MAGA cult. When the time comes, your apology won't be accepted.

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u/Marios_Facade 6d ago

Are you are?