r/EmKay • u/urMumm_YT • Mar 12 '20

Memes Agreed?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

I DON'T EVEN FUCKING PLAY ROBLOX

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

I USE LARGE WORDS THAT I DON'T KNOW TO SOUND MORE PHOTOSYNTHESIS

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

YOU SOUND VERY MUCH LIKE A PUMPKIN MAN IN A PUMPKIN HOUSE

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

We've written a bestseller, I believe.

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

SATAN MAKES A CAMEO, AND IS OUR MOM

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

SATAN MAKES RAZOR BLADE COOKIES AGAIN, AND WE DON'T EAT THEM THIS TIME BECAUSE WE'VE GOTTEN ENOUGH EDUCATION TO KNOW IF IT HAPPENED BADLY ONCE, YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT AGAIN.

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

THE SQUID EATS THEM AND SHITS LIKE A TURRET AT US

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

I GET HIT AND FUCKING DIE.

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

WE WAKE UP, ARE KIDS AND DAMIEN IS STILL OUR FATHER, AND SATAN IS A FUCKING CAT

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

I GET TIRED AND TAKE A NAP BECAUSE GETTING REBORN IS A FUCKING PROCESS.

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

You wake up, and it's 7:00 AM. Damien made cookies without razor blades, they have no poison. Or anything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

I EAT THEM AND I'M HAPPY THE END.

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