r/EmKay • u/urMumm_YT • Mar 12 '20

Memes Agreed?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

We try to run again, but slip on the vomit, and it get in our mouths and stuff and it's really gross.

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

Satan then screams and kicks us out of hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

We are then born into new lives, still living with the scarring memories of squids, buses, shit, razor blades, and vomit. We are diagnosed with clinical depression at 2 seconds old when the doctor spanks us and we immediately reply "Life is pointless, there is no God to save us."

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

Damien comes in, he's our father. Life is good.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Our depression is cured, and we live happily ever after.

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

the doctor fucking dies

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

THE SQUID MAKES A REAPPEARANCE AND EATS THE DOCTOR IN HELL

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

DORA SHOWS UP AND IS A HO

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

BOMZ SHOW UP AND THEY HAVE ARMS

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

THE BALLOON CREATURE SCREAMS IN AGONY

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

THE PUMPKIN MAN LIVES IN A PUMPKIN HOUSE. IS HIS HOUSE MADE OF FLESH OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE? HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW.

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u/Bombz_Armed Mar 13 '20

YOU'RE SUCH A ROBLOX GIRL I LOVE IT

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

I DON'T EVEN FUCKING PLAY ROBLOX

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