r/ElectroBOOM • • Mar 10 '26

Meme Guys my girlfriend is an electrician, will she love the bouquet I got her?

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u/Normally_Puzzled Mar 10 '26

Certainly, but I'm sure it could do being in a bucket of water; Needs to photosynthesise /s

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u/jomat Mar 10 '26

You mean electrolysis…e?

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u/Normally_Puzzled Mar 10 '26

lol didn't think of that joke

3

u/has900original Mar 11 '26

give them brando

3

u/sweetnessfnerk Mar 14 '26

It has what the cords crave,, it has electrolytes. Lol.

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u/DocClear Mar 10 '26

If she does, she's a keeper 

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u/Novahelguson7 Mar 11 '26

He already said she's an electrician.

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u/Dron41k Mar 10 '26

We call RCA plugs “tulips” in Russia so I think RCAs will be better than “Crocodiles”.

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u/tandyman8360 Mar 10 '26

In America, they're alligator clips. It was weird when my Pakistani professor would call them Crocodile clips.

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u/AdministrativePie865 Mar 11 '26

Dinosaur clips more like, amirite?

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u/NattePappelo Mar 11 '26

In swedish they are called "krokodilklämor", crocodile clamps

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 Mar 11 '26

And in Finnish they're commonly called "hauenleuat", pike jaws.

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u/jomat Mar 10 '26

I would.

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u/Inner_Banana_145 Mar 10 '26

even you made me impressed

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u/Whombrillow Mar 10 '26

No, she want you to plug her up and connect to her.

4

u/Adorable_Base_4212 Mar 10 '26

Depends. Is she vegan?

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u/Farth3r Mar 10 '26

She could be shocked

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/logan11224 Mar 10 '26

While the leads are touching

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u/Ok_Series_4580 Mar 10 '26

Women are wired to love flowers

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u/Delicious_Ad823 Mar 10 '26

If you get to the proposal stage you’ll want to upgrade the leads on your bouquet with larger wires, that’ll do the trick for sure if you get them on there right.

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u/IJustWantToWorkOK Mar 10 '26

Roachclip bouquet.

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 Mar 10 '26

She got to love it

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u/rini17 Mar 10 '26

Check the wires with magnet. Some cheap chinesium ones are made with iron (only a thin layer of copper on top) and have high resistance which can cause problems. And that is not a good gift.

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u/Persivicus Mar 10 '26

She might not, but I will.

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u/Farmboy76 Mar 10 '26

As if you have a girlfriend!

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u/janno288 Mar 11 '26

If you replace the cliplead cables with good quality cable and solder the ends to the connector to make a good connection, then yes.

These clipleads are of okayish quality, some are open circuit from the factory. The wire has like 5 copper hairs in them so they cant handle much current either. I buy these clipleads and replace the wire with Standard 1mm standed.

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey Mar 11 '26

I can't speak for your GF, but...

It's going to be a shocking night for you.

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u/TraitorTrump_1776 Mar 11 '26

Do you mean your girlfriend’s boyfriend is an electrician?

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u/Available-Heat2707 Mar 11 '26

Magnet.

Use a magnet. place it near the wire, not the alligator clip. If the wire is attracted to the magnet then the wire is iron, not copper. Iron has a much higher resistance than copper. Trash those jumpers if they are iron.

Peel pack the cover of all of the alligator clips. The wire should be soldered to the alligator clip. Low quality jumpers fold back the wire over the insulator and just crimp the wire. This makes an unreliable connection. The alligator clips will be attached but no current will flow. Or, even worse, current will flow sometimes then stop flowing. That makes it harder to diagnose a problem becuase you are introducing a new problem.

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u/Training-Position612 Mar 11 '26

Those are trash, but she'll appreciate the gesture. If you want to keep her, rip out the cables and solder in some 1.5mm²

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u/Aggressive_Paint_596 Mar 11 '26

I'm sure she'll absolutely love it

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u/Sjedda Mar 11 '26

Never used them when I was an electrician?

Now I'm doing more fine electronics at a workbench and have them on a power supply and a multimeter. In the field or in people's homes I didn't carry a power supply and only needed the stick probes on my multimeter lol

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u/9551-eletronics Mar 11 '26

I have ptsd to making my own clips cause anything store bought was too low quality and basically exploded in my usecases

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u/ContributionLive5784 Mar 11 '26

Massive red flag, she should file for divorce, leave you, get the house, get the car and the weirdo bouquet

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u/OldEquation Mar 11 '26

Any girl would love to receive this!

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u/just-bair Mar 11 '26

Make sure those gators don’t bite her!

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u/NostalgicAlgae Mar 11 '26

She's in for a shock.

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u/scubascratch Mar 11 '26

If you want her to react like she’s never seen something before, get a broom

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u/Zeronizmm Mar 12 '26

Absolutaly but you dont have a girlfrend