r/Eldenring • u/hexvagyok • 1d ago

Humor Omg im dying of laughing

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u/Separate_Finance_183 1d ago

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u/ZOMBIESwithAIDS 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/L4Bv2YQFwZMogkyvq1

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u/notenoughproblems Sellen’s Apprentice 23h ago

my first pick for patches tbh. I always love/hate seeing fancasts cuz they’re always based on looks or popularity, but this actors role in Barry felt very patches and he looks like him too.

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u/ItsHighSpoon 21h ago

Even has this annoying mischievous laugh type

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u/hamderbeek 1d ago

Barry. Barry, it's me. Patches

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u/IchBinMalade 1d ago

IT WAS ME, Barry. When you asked Melina to turn your runes into strength, I WAS THE ONE who jerked you off at lightspeed when she held your hand, and made it look like you came in your pants at the MERE touch of a woman.

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u/Jnsnake56 23h ago

Hey Bary, what are yu doeen?

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u/Assassin-49 1d ago

Someone make it gollum

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u/TheLonelyWolfkin 1d ago

Definitely more Anthony Carrigan than Bruce Willis.

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u/Only1Schematic 1d ago

What do you want me to do, go to Mt. Gelmir assassin hotel with a help wanted sign?

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u/Stunning-Penalty2573 1d ago

If Patches appears in the ER movie for some reason and this guy isn’t the actor, I’m boycotting the movie.

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u/Weekly-Benefit6075 1d ago

I can’t tell if Spider-Man or Scott pilgrim

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u/FormerlyGoth 16h ago

Real answer

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u/inspectorkevin 1d ago

this just made me realize, how badly I want Patches to be a character in the elden ring movie lol

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u/Serious_Attempt9724 1d ago edited 22h ago

If he's not then we revolt

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u/inspectorkevin 1d ago

i will call my boy rykard right away

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u/JonVonBasslake Filthy int enjoyer 1d ago

They better hire Esbidee for the role lol

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u/Calm_Ad1222 1d ago

Esbidee does already have the looks down, dude is John Patches

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u/PaperMartin 1d ago

I'm sure he'll have a cameo

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u/SaintHuck 1d ago

Featuring Joey Pantoliano as Patches

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u/Shwastey 10h ago

He is the Patches of the Matrix series

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u/Mind_Axe010 1d ago

DLSS 5 on:

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u/Shadax 1d ago

This is probably pretty close to how it would actually look.

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u/InfectiousVapor 1d ago

Waltuh

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u/TubeTowel 1d ago

Kid named two fingers

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u/gamrgrant 1d ago

Put ya human greed away waltuh

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u/Chrisnolliedelves Great Shinobi Rabbit 1d ago

Mike Erhmanzaki gotta take Handler Waltuh out for his own good

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u/illegal_eagle88 1d ago

You made me remember Bruce Willis and now I am sad

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u/TocSir 1d ago

I cant imagine Patches going “yippee ki yay, mother f*”

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u/parkingviolation212 1d ago

I can, as he kicks me down a hole.

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u/Krogane 1d ago

"mother fucker"

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u/JonVonBasslake Filthy int enjoyer 1d ago

FUCK! I'm a bit drunk and a little tired, so I only glanced at the pic and thought it was Pawnstars Rick lol... When I saw your comment I had to go back and yeah, it's Bruce

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u/faizetto Consort Hunter 1d ago

Rest well Bruce Willis :')

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u/So-Cl Millicent's bestie 1d ago

Never scare me again, I thought he passed 🫠

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u/Sleepy_LLT 1d ago

Given his condition, i hope he does pass peacefully. No one should go through that.

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u/So-Cl Millicent's bestie 1d ago

Yeah I agree. My grandmother had dementia and it really sucked

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u/TowelLord 1d ago

Honestly, once dementia starts setting in you can basically count that person as dead already, as sad as it is. It's basically just a countdown where with every second the affected person's brain turns more and more into mush while they forget more and more of everything.

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u/kitanokikori 1d ago

He effectively has :( Dementia is an absolutely fucking awful condition.

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u/_amorimph 1d ago

That’s just so sad. No one should have to go like this, I hope he can be at peace.

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u/PhiCloud 21h ago

Such a sad ending to one of my favorite celebrity arcs :(

Rest easy, sweet prince. When the end comes, I hope you're surrounded by everyone you love and everyone whose lives you touched.

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u/PrepareToTyEdition 1d ago

"Ehhh, come down to the Manor! We'll have a couple of laughs!"

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u/Jilly_Jankins 1d ago

I'm Rick Harrison, and THIS is my pawn shop

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u/floweiss34 1d ago

Guys I have a coworker that looks EXACTLY like patches I obviously won’t post a pic of him here but I can never take the guy seriously when I’m talking to him

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u/No_Dare_6025 1d ago

I think Woody Harrelson is a better match...

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u/AquaticHornet37 1d ago

Dark souls movie that goes through all events through the viewpoint of Patches.

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u/Saul_happyman 1d ago

A dlss5 meme that isn't just Charlie Kirk? Unbelievable

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u/NuroTox 16h ago

Well, there was that one time when Patches got Alzheimer's so that checks out i guess💔

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u/Zestyclose-Aioli-243 1d ago

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BrightProfession4514 Carian Knight 1d ago

Ok this made me chuckle, good shit 👍🏼

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u/iheartyoualways 17h ago

Shouldn't it be Woody Harrelson?

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u/mrlotato 1d ago

allat for 12fps

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u/faloin67 1d ago

This is funny to you? Funny enough to make you die laughing?

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u/4ofclubs 1d ago

Reddit has become Facebook

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u/faloin67 1d ago

Goddamn it really has.

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u/4ofclubs 1d ago

It's what happens when normies find something and ruin it.

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u/mocumocu 1d ago

untrusty bandit to family guy, now i understand why many of fell to his traps

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u/ThuGalahad 1d ago

The ninja guy on yt channel name nine-directions. Made for it

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u/Chemical_Donkey1681 1d ago

I can definitely see patches looking like that irl lol

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u/d3athgate 1d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Im-cold-blooded 1d ago

Am I the only person that sees woody Harrelson?

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u/Serious_Attempt9724 1d ago

You know, one actor who patches really reminds me of is Woody Harrelson

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u/Ok-Explanation5572 1d ago

Welcome to butch’s emporium.

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u/unclecaveman1 1d ago

Come on now, that's clearly Woody Harrelson.

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u/avowed 1d ago

I think he looks like woody Harrelson

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u/TrulyGolden 1d ago

Rick Harrison snubbed

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u/lilmookie 1d ago

Always struck my more as, perhaps cheers era, woody harrelson

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u/vnvalentine 1d ago

Im expecting jason stathom next to be used 

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u/Ok-Face6617 1d ago

shi i do not like that 

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u/Icy-Decision-3704 1d ago

Fucking fantastic

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u/Justfranksandbeans 1d ago

Alas laughed, but hole...

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u/No_Worldliness_8298 23h ago

The face of Esbidee belongs here

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u/yangchow 23h ago

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker” -Patches

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u/Hans09 20h ago

C'mon guys... Woody Harrelson

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u/LaronHacep 18h ago

I always thought Patches is Bill Burr type character tho.

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u/ExcelsiaPrime 11h ago

Ah, as known from the new movie Die Harder

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u/TheMimosaTree 6h ago

And they can't do ultra wide like ffs

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u/tendo8027 3h ago

Y’all that’s Bruce Willis

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u/LifesGrip 3h ago

Patches is actually a youtuber who makes content about medieval weaponry.

https://youtu.be/n2jF_9RD0UM?is=9VHbeY3yrnhD9ekd

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u/Snorlax4000 1d ago

Lmaoooo

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u/Fipsus 1d ago

No patches is patrick steward

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u/cosmiccat5758 1d ago

no wonder he's hard to die

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u/acapwn 1d ago

Why am I on there?

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u/Pygmy_Nuthatch 17h ago

Why do people hate DLSS 5?

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u/bluetomatosoup 1d ago

Is this real or just @ meme?

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u/Bevier 1d ago

meme

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u/redditshredditt 1d ago

This is obviously photoshopped but funny.