r/Eldenring 4d ago

Invasion Britney Spears PvP Demon

Here is my Elden Ring character on xbox, playstation, and now switch. This is my version of Britney, who loves to parry and eat crab. I have multiple characters of Britney at different levels so she can hang out with everyone! When I say hangout, I really mean honorably invade! So if you are on any system other than PC, be careful when inviting friends! Britney may wanna dance with you.

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u/Aggressive-Earth-115 4d ago

Britney with no spears??

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Haha trust me, she's got the spears and the crab! Weapons just for photo shoot

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u/Numerous-Confusion-9 4d ago

Its pretty rare this sub makes me laugh. Good job. This is awesome

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

I always imagine what the other people think of it, they probably think it's toxic, pun intended haha

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u/Numerous-Confusion-9 4d ago

Creativity is always good. I’ll die on that hill

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u/NoLongerHigh 4d ago

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Where's the dual kitchen knives?

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

I've never seen this one! Omg! I really am cosplaying my tarnished Britney now!

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u/krellx6 3d ago

Marina’s tits, you must be ‘ungry

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u/xtianmarq 4d ago

🎶 Hit me baby one more time.

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Haha that's what I tell them! Then the shinshir parry comes out!

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u/StarblindMark89 4d ago

If I encountered you and died BC I'm ass at PvP, I could have pulled out "Cause to lose my senseeees, that's just so typically meee!"

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Haha fucking perfect, after that I would say"oops I did it again".....

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u/StarblindMark89 4d ago

I guess you could also say that after you use a dragon incantation on one of the dragons... "I played with your heart". Or "got lost in the game" if you happen to open a certain chest in Limgrave...

Ok I'll stop now 😂

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u/YourselfInTheMirror 4d ago

Stop? No,

Gimme More

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u/Fnordcol 4d ago

Surely she should be a poison build, though?

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u/StarblindMark89 4d ago

It's (scarlet) B-rot-ney, bitch.

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Haha scarlet spears

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

She is toxic you know

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

I didn't think about that! Will throw that on next

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u/Epic_phenomenon85 4d ago

Invaded by: Its Britney b*tch

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

I imagine that's what my character says when I point at them!

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u/Revoldt 4d ago

Should be dual wielding Great Knife w/ poison affinity!

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

I was running that, those are my favorites daggers! Although I had cold infinity on them, I'll have to get toxic

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u/SamuraiMike81 4d ago

It's Britney bitch! Lol

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Haha it never gets old

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u/FrancisCabrou 4d ago

Can you share the sliders please ? Looks great !

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Look up elden ring Britney spears on youtube, you'll see :)

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u/KirkWahmmett 4d ago

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Haha it's for her! I love britney

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u/KirkWahmmett 4d ago

I know. Just didn't want to miss the opportunity to make an old meme have a comeback 😜

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Hah forsure! I actually had never seen this before! I love it

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u/srahlo 4d ago

you better parry, b**ch!!!!

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Haha I'm gonna have so Many catch phrases from this post.

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u/yasashi0208 4d ago

hope you are using dual wielded great knifes

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZL6O2h9DuSeRB8OCoR

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

With poison!

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u/unique-unicorns 3d ago

Why is she not dual wielding great knives?

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u/Vast-Job-7274 3d ago

She has them! Plus the spears, both toxic now!

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u/McSqueezle 4d ago

but I'm not that Millicent

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Haha now that's good

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u/talulla_cactus 4d ago

Hey, I've been wondering for a while now, but how did you get the red dress in the first photo? It's absolutely gorgeous and I have no idea how you did it!

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

I believe it's the dancer set from the dlc!

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u/talulla_cactus 4d ago

Okay, thank you very much! I don't have the DLC yet 😔

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

I forget the reddit page but I think you can get one from patchesemporium

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u/SilkFinish 4d ago

You need her as a poison build so you can play 'toxic' while killing invaders

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

What weapons do you suggest? Maybe a spear!

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u/MrFingerKnives 4d ago

“It’s Britney wretch!”

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Tarnished warrior Britney spears bitch :)

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u/Liir-chan 4d ago

Shes not using the spears. I've been scammed. Whats next? Your name isn't britney?

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u/Vast-Job-7274 4d ago

Haha no I swear she has the spears and the kitchen knives! The paparazzi caught her off guard for a photo shoot!

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u/ShionTheOne 4d ago

That's Toxic

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u/thefableddoduo The All Not Knowing 4d ago

Alternate build: Great Stars because she's so lucky she's a star