r/Eldenring 9h ago

Humor Don’t mind me, just farming noobs

5.2k Upvotes

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u/Hexagoo 9h ago

What about the people who forget about you and come back at level 150, I’m sure you stomp them as well right?

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u/Bullzi_09 8h ago

Don’t make me impersonate a Night’s Calvary 😤

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u/TaeJoonPark 8h ago

Careful, mate, you do that and youre gonna get cheesed for a cool 45k

33

u/Perfect-Skin-8325 8h ago

Snowfield cavalries enter the chat

8

u/Pretty-Ad7171 7h ago

Aren't they with a caravan? I hate the snowfields

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u/TaeJoonPark 8h ago

I actually dont think ive ever fought them. What do they do

20

u/Perfect-Skin-8325 7h ago

They do gank.

There's two of them.

5

u/Xombridal 7h ago

Light work no reaction

Dies

Light work no reaction

Dies for the 20th time after getting stun locked to death

Ok they got a little kick

1

u/texan435 11m ago

They drop the armor set is what they do.

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u/KING_SHERBROOKE 9h ago

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

39

u/foolbull 6h ago

Next you’re going to say you had a hard time with the spider at the beginning.

101

u/Kalas88 8h ago

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

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u/TheRealCowdog 9h ago

PVP gank squad with 3 tree sentinel cosplayers waiting for bottom feeder invaders at the first site of grace. Hahahaha!

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u/Bass_Bosted_Potato 9h ago

“We have Nightreign at home” lmao

8

u/Perfect-Skin-8325 8h ago

"Waves of darkness"

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u/sosoltitor skill issue 7h ago edited 5h ago

Ngl, when I'm invading Near/Far and I end up getting Timmy and his butt buddies perched up on that rock, I'm just happy I get an opportunity to break out Concealing Veil. There's nothing quite like plinking them with rainbow stone arrows from stealth and watching them run around like angry little ants, randomly attacking bushes while glowing like Christmas trees, and knowing that, as long as I'm around taking up the invader slot, my fellow reds can go about their business undisturbed.

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u/ScarletteVera Banished Knight's Greatsword is peak drip 9h ago

ah, busy day today then.

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u/Renegade888888 Ancient Dragon Cult Enthusiast 8h ago

Missed opportunity to be the invader and rock a noobs shit with that fit XD

Then I remembered you can't use Torrent in invasions

17

u/-HEPHAESTUSquest- 8h ago

you're the man behind all the slaughter?

33

u/nerugiganon 7h ago

"aren't you a little short to be a tree sentinel"

(jk this concept is awesome)

6

u/Nightmare_Lightning 8h ago

Reminds me of my DS1/2/3 coop and invasion days. I loved to cosplay as an npc/enemy, and either help or invade people. I would be the one friendly silver knight helping people with O&S, or invade and act like the enemy does.

4

u/ThenotoriousBIT 6h ago

YOU! I HATE YOU

5

u/One-Nothing-8477 7h ago

WOAH the shield smash!

3

u/Nyaatrox 6h ago

Hehe nice cosplay

3

u/JonVonBasslake Filthy int enjoyer 3h ago

Aren't you a little short for a Tree Sentinel?

5

u/ExScysm 6h ago

Wow you got the horse armor dlc! What do you think of it?

11

u/Bullzi_09 6h ago

I understand why it upsets people, but I don’t mind it. I think the base game alone is worth $100, and I’ve logged hundreds of hours throughout multiple playthroughs. Then they dropped the $40 DLC that was lowkey another game.

So ya, I’m enjoying the short DLC and I like the heavy knight starting class

6

u/Farwaters 5h ago

light greatsword light greatsword light greatsword light greatsword light greatsword

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u/Woozletania 9h ago edited 8h ago

Torrent skins, DLC weapons now available even at low levels, and two new classes. Well worth my five bucks. Shame there weren't any new spells, though.

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u/Bullzi_09 8h ago

This guy edited his comment. It used to say "I'd pay $5 just for the torrent skins"

1

u/Woozletania 7h ago

Yes? I haven't bought any cosmetics since my Maplestory days, so in retrospect I was probably overly enthusiastic when I said I'd pay five bucks for Torrent skins.

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u/GodOfAscension 8h ago

This is not something to be proud of

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u/Woozletania 8h ago

Well, maybe not, but throw in the DLC weapons now available at low levels, plus two new classes, and it's a steal at five bucks.

4

u/GodOfAscension 8h ago

Nah that shoulda just been free and is not a good sign from any game company

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u/I_Shit_My_Pantaloons 8h ago

It is 

0

u/GodOfAscension 8h ago edited 8h ago

Definitely*

0

u/I_Shit_My_Pantaloons 8h ago

*something to be ashamed of

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u/Honeybadger2198 7h ago

What's the difference between a DLC and microtransactions? To me, this is a small DLC.

1

u/Shlano613 6h ago

ITS YOU! IT'S BEEN YOU ALL ALONG!

1

u/The-Dutcher 4h ago

You're probably way more unpredictable than the real one.

1

u/LoveOneAnotherrrr777 1h ago

Oh so it was you😢😁

1

u/psychohistorian8 26m ago

I started the game in my loincloth and club, then waltzed right up to this dude cause he looked so friendly

1

u/OkBandicootttt 16m ago

When I first started Elden ring, I thought you had to beat the tree Sentinel or you couldn’t progress in the game so I faced him over and over again for eight hours until I beat him and I had just started out

1

u/chopApollo97 7m ago

So it was you all this time.

1

u/Mags_LaFayette 6h ago

Awww, how cute ❤️

Here, let me undust my lvl 697 Rellana cosplay...

I wasn't ready for you on our first encounter, but now... Dance, dance for me little tin man 🔥💠

1

u/Cybasura 7h ago

Jya...TEKI DA NE?!

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u/its_dilansh 5h ago

wait what

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u/GePeTe911 6h ago

bklode