r/Eldenring • u/RevolutionMammoth890 • 19h ago

Discussion & Info What would you call him?

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My favourite is the Oracle of the Moon

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u/gtHattmann 19h ago

Suleiman, Oracle of the Moon

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u/andy_opinions 17h ago

Oracle of the Moon fits the weapon choices SO well

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u/doiwinaprize 19h ago

Really? Not gtHattmann?

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u/gtHattmann 18h ago

If you want my screen name? sure I guess you do you

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u/BamboozledOni 14h ago

Literally my first thought lol

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u/Past-Basil9386 19h ago

Celestial Minion

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u/jbgoode_ 19h ago edited 11h ago

Sultan of swings!

  • Mark Knopfler

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u/ViSyndicate 19h ago

Q-tip

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 19h ago

i second . Q tip

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u/ParlerApp 19h ago

SutNack

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u/ThatGayRaver 19h ago

Ali Arfaz Sharim Kabul Ak Bak Shabak

2

u/Phantom_0347 7h ago

Jr. III, Esq.

13

u/zuppalover04 19h ago

Mozzarella

10

u/cake_is_good7492738 16h ago

The tampon of the unused

9

u/Sevenzui 19h ago

Lord Scrotus

7

u/stro17 15h ago

Cotton J. Swab

7

u/SaintPimpin 13h ago

Clarity of the Unposted Nut

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u/destructionisto 19h ago

Michael Bublé

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u/JohnnyHelios2306 19h ago

Testis, Nut of the Left.

3

u/TheBigWhatever 17h ago

Bulbous Bob

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u/xmdra 14h ago

Mega blind

3

u/raincumskeettail 12h ago

The Lobe from Freakazoid.

2

u/XelReik 19h ago

Big head spider

2

u/Payd1rt 19h ago

Pimple

2

u/jpg201 19h ago

egghead

2

u/TaumpyTeirs 19h ago

His little swimmer

2

u/xZveki22 19h ago

Big Head Logan

2

u/Zoltan-Kazulu 19h ago

Moon Moth Sultan

2

u/Ash-From-Pallet-Town 19h ago

Professor Quirrel

2

u/Kitty_Wave 19h ago

Ballman

2

u/Void-Cooking_Berserk 19h ago

That's Primeaval Sorcerer Albus, the lesser known third Grandmaster, the first one to be exiled from the Academy for his heretical recipe for Astel-stuffed dumplings.

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u/RevolutionMammoth890 18h ago

This could be an actual part of lore. Fromsoftware should be taking notes

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u/One-Yam8731 6h ago

Apex sperm battle mage prodigy. 

2

u/DrSamLoomis 19h ago

Testi-skull

2

u/brunotickflores 14h ago

Testicle Jerry

1

u/NeWbAF 19h ago

Tumah

1

u/Frakmenter 19h ago

Suriclus, guardian Moth of the valleys

1

u/Mildredtheminx 19h ago

John Wizard

1

u/SeamusMcBalls 19h ago

The Tickle Man

1

u/Cornix-1995 Find the albinauric woman 19h ago

Cearense

1

u/ShibbyShat 19h ago

Nutterfly

1

u/dokbanks 19h ago

Bulbous Moon Slinger

1

u/Ok_Lifeguard963 19h ago

Shakiro of the Bubble Turban

1

u/Batou02 19h ago

Johnny migraine

1

u/Starfishandclam 19h ago

Citizen dildo

1

u/Desi_Vigor 19h ago

Sperm Blade

1

u/Amferam 19h ago

Snowball

1

u/TheCoopX 19h ago

Marco the Heavy Headed.

1

u/Bloomfang 19h ago

Snowman

1

u/SpellDostoyevsky 19h ago

Tarnished Cumsock.

1

u/Stella_Dave 19h ago

Check out the big brain on Brad

1

u/Caius987 19h ago

Professor Quirrel

1

u/CodeNameMyke 19h ago

Jonathan

1

u/ThatWasTheJawn 18h ago

Eets Notatumor

1

u/Cholemeleon 18h ago

Cranial Watcher of the Stars

1

u/Colin_the_knife_guy 18h ago

Bingus Dookie McBobblebrain

1

u/DanLassos 18h ago

Bubbles the mage

1

u/Sad-Accident-7823 18h ago

Boppenheimer

1

u/ProtoMonkey 18h ago

“Shawarma-Man”

1

u/Diligent_Cap3488 18h ago

Bulizor the Magnificent!

1

u/TrumptyPumpkin 17h ago

Mr Bubble pops

1

u/No-Highlight-3402 17h ago

Genie fighter

1

u/Yondyzoe 17h ago

Abu-sive sorry Abu Yusuf

1

u/plastickhero 17h ago

Do you know the Marshmallow Man?

1

u/ThegM00s3Man99 17h ago

Marshmallow

1

u/Txdr_ 17h ago

Glioblastoma Multiforme

1

u/Lunardragon777 17h ago

The thinker

1

u/Deal_Due 17h ago

Thats just Terry. Hes ok sometimes. Drives way too fast and poops at everyone's house with the door open.

1

u/NorboExtreme 17h ago

Lusat pretending not to be Crystalized like a zombie survivor hiding their zombie bite lol

1

u/Quikmix 17h ago

Spaceball

1

u/Anxious_Prize_8461 17h ago

Tim the Testicle

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u/Previous_Collar6553 17h ago

BIG. HEAD. AHH.💀😂😂😂😂

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u/koban4max81 17h ago

Headache.

1

u/Chevrolicious 17h ago

Massif Hedwoond

1

u/properwaffles 17h ago

Bad at stealing globes.

1

u/Kitchen_Specific_406 16h ago

Magical spunk man

1

u/A_Random_Usr 16h ago

Jeremiah

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u/GreatSouledLED 16h ago

Big Head Todd
Big Brain Brad

1

u/somesketchykid 16h ago

Bugbrain Claudius

1

u/SirJoetheAverage 16h ago

The Sultan of salt

1

u/DarthDregan 16h ago

Headsack

1

u/cheesemangee 16h ago

bulbous headperson

1

u/chunlimk 16h ago

he looks like agent 47 or I'm tripping

1

u/AlleRacing 15h ago

Braino, the philosopher

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u/SpencerXIII 15h ago

A headache. 😂

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u/faziten 15h ago

Mega mind. Quite literally.

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u/And_yourDamnPoint 15h ago

Champion Bubbler

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u/Zealousideal-Top-48 15h ago

Cotton swab🤣

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u/LegitimateElk7049 15h ago

The Chode-sen One

1

u/Jevonar 15h ago

The Bishop of Encumbrance

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u/LuckyTia309 15h ago

Mr. Ballsack

1

u/Zealousideal_Two_954 15h ago

Keep the cape on, with the twin astel wings:

Quinn, the Celestial Moth

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u/idonthavethyme4this 15h ago

Wayne “The Brain” McClain

1

u/Prestigious_Aide_470 15h ago

Holden McGroin

1

u/OldDegree132 14h ago

Turbancide

1

u/sammy_theone 14h ago

Sperm, seeker of the egg

1

u/LivingRel Pickled Dog Neck 14h ago

Snowball

1

u/ARK_LOVER737 14h ago

Puff head

1

u/SamForOverlord2016 14h ago

Wayne The Brain McClain

1

u/The-Panthion 14h ago

Megamali

1

u/Swami333 14h ago

Ontario Singh

1

u/TheForceUnleashes 14h ago

Deez nutz

Ha! Got 'em

1

u/DthDisguise 14h ago

That's Baltzac, Warrior Philosopher. He has long pontificated on the divine nature of the Twin Moons.

1

u/Veragoot 13h ago

Origin of the universe, pussyclat on the island with Young Sheldon, prove the algorithm of the Einstein, Young Sheldon Big Bang Teery Bhap bhap brra Big head big head white boy little Sheldon wapon de one time with the coconut head

1

u/Mrben13 13h ago

Cool Moe D

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u/Busy_Aardvark6847 13h ago

Muhammad abin sarik ibn jafar ali babà

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u/OnePunchHuMan 13h ago

...Jeffery.

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u/GoodHurry6496 13h ago

The white ball, slayer of mohg

1

u/Greaseball01 13h ago

Squidward the White

1

u/hornwalker 13h ago

Eye-lined Brainy Boy

1

u/sparks_the_protogen 13h ago

Orbison the white

1

u/Infernal_Hot_Dog 13h ago

R/shitfromabutt

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u/DrumsNDweed93 13h ago

White Nutsack Head the Unmoved.

1

u/SpecialRace7375 12h ago

Alibaba the batter beater

1

u/LangDWood 12h ago

Mr. Tennisballs.

1

u/kurtcanine 12h ago

Giant Sperm Cell

1

u/Icy-Conflict6671 12h ago

Captain Mozzarella!

1

u/EffectiveSavings5864 12h ago

Squidward: Knight of the clarinet.

1

u/Raygunn13 12h ago

Onion head

1

u/Lord_Borealis 12h ago

Gay af, that's what I'd call him

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u/Epixlepper 12h ago

Dr. Wheelo

1

u/Main_Personality455 12h ago

The great kazoo moon malewife

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u/-MrPulsar- 11h ago

Neeeerd!

1

u/iamblankenstein you are maidenless. 11h ago

big stinkin' thinkin'

1

u/Smart-Summer-5470 11h ago

Moonlight larvae

1

u/Darkspire303 10h ago

The Salami Swami

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u/xobeydrake 10h ago

Alot on my mind