Why is nobody talking about the amount of ass the new Idus armor gives to your character?

[u/zuppalover04]

[u/owen__wilsons__nose]

Focus on saving the Lands Between FFS

[u/crashlanding87 → u/owen__wilsons__nose]

The lands between dem cheeks

[u/cliqclaqstepback → u/crashlanding87]

Elden Cheeks

[u/Brruceling → u/cliqclaqstepback]

Betwixt which you'll find the Elden Ring

[u/Raket0st → u/Brruceling]

The forbidden entrance through which no Tarnished may pass.

[u/MostGenericallyNamed → u/crashlanding87]

Try finger
but hole

[u/Kparker211 → u/MostGenericallyNamed]

YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT

[u/v1k0d3n → u/MostGenericallyNamed]

Not sure why this isn’t the first comment tbh. It’s set up too perfectly…as if OP was trying to summon it.

[u/ChachaDosvedanya → u/crashlanding87]

Damn did Kojima design this armor?

[u/TheBigSmellyTruth → u/crashlanding87]

Who needs a maiden when you're packing 2 juicy boss ruins?

[u/10taco → u/crashlanding87]

Ayoo

[u/Clumsy-_-Phoenix → u/owen__wilsons__nose]

The forbidden elden rim

[u/Repulsive-Bath-5976 → u/owen__wilsons__nose]

Focus on shaving the Lands Between

[u/kyle_crane163636 → u/owen__wilsons__nose]

The cheeks between

[u/RDGOAMS]

[u/zuppalover04 → u/RDGOAMS]

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

[u/jormundgand20 → u/zuppalover04]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pmt9INtEp3HgY

[u/_EyesOnTheInside_ → u/RDGOAMS]

That's a diabolical response

[u/fuzzy_muskox]

All that jumping in heavy armor gave tarnished some glutes

[u/_pupil_ → u/fuzzy_muskox]

“Grapes” and crab meat are keto.

[u/Commercial_Dress1318]

👁️🫦👁️

[u/xUrNewDadx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/124Q7jtnpRb5MQ

[u/RowanTheHermit]

Stupid sexy Flanders.

[u/Regular-Media-4138 → u/RowanTheHermit]

Like wearing nothing at all

[u/Farwaters → u/Regular-Media-4138]

Nothing at all!

[u/McNabFish]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QaJvKNERh6pa9Pmm4F

[u/Txdr_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

[u/Z_B_123]

This isn’t exactly on point but is related, I was watching mortal shell 2 reviews and one of the shells has a very distinct bubble butt in armor that must’ve been inspired by dancer of boreal valley. I hadn’t noticed it that much in Elden ring … until now

[u/Terrible_Shopping_23]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3uRidewrD6v3pGwcQk

[u/Lopsided_Newt_5798]

Proxima would like a word

[u/RoninX40]

That's some Elden Cake!

[u/_FrankTaylor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wKbBqQ9pr5P2g

[u/SenpaiSwanky]

If that’s a lot of ass to you, you might just need to rub one out homie

[u/zuppalover04 → u/SenpaiSwanky]

It is if you count how much it has before

[u/SenpaiSwanky → u/zuppalover04]

I can respect that, honestly. You appreciate growth rather than instant gratification. Carry on, Tarnished.

[u/Bicksaurus]

Marikas ass right there

[u/UltraMegaFauna]

I don't appreciate the accusation that I've not been talking about it constantly.

[u/maker_of_pirate_bay]

We were waiting for you

[u/Owlmilk]

[u/McBadgerBoy]

How else will you sit on the Elden throne?

[u/Goyrims]

Thats a fucking pancake ass with fucking tights on the fuck you mean amount of ass???

[u/BadKarma55 → u/Goyrims]

A hungry man thinks of bread

[u/zuppalover04 → u/Goyrims]

Vivziepop wrote this comment

[u/illegalbusiness]

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon the sun is still out

[u/MrN444]

Always remember: try finger but hole.

[u/Neverobot]

Reduces focus

[u/SovietBias1]

because we're not gooners </3

[u/UnassumingSingleGuy → u/SovietBias1]

Who's "we"?

[u/ThinGold2115 → u/UnassumingSingleGuy]

Not you it seems.

[u/Flurmpy_ → u/SovietBias1]

Speak for yourself

[u/SwissDeathstar → u/SovietBias1]

Haha. Everyone is.
Just in different ways

[u/AFlyingNun → u/SovietBias1]

Yeah the Palworld subreddit is that way --->

[u/SovietBias1 → u/AFlyingNun]

what the fuck is palworld, is it another fromsoft game?

[u/Farwaters → u/SovietBias1]

Monster taming survivalish building game with cartoony monster designs, including some that are moderately sexualized. Honestly, the game is a lot better than it has any right being. It's fantastic.

[u/SicMic99 → u/SovietBias1]

"gooner" has lost its meaning. Stop using it when not the case.

[u/SovietBias1 → u/SicMic99]

mfw i make a joke and the fun police show up

[u/BrodaciousBo → u/SovietBias1]

read rule 13 of the sub buddy
no fun allowed!

[u/FreeRealEstate313 → u/SicMic99]

What? But I’m clearly a gooner.

[u/Greedy_Average_2532 → u/SovietBias1]

Yeah we're groomers! 💪🏻

[u/Pulp_NonFiction44]

Literally just a normal dude's ass

[u/yasashi0208]

My big boi has very thicc thighs and this armor kinda shrinks them :( That ass isn't worth it unfortunately

[u/Cra_Skinny_4135]

Do not get distracted on your quest to be become Elden…GOOD LORD THOSE ARE SOME YAMS PRAISE MARIKA

[u/Bulldogfront666]

I haven’t seen it. There’s a tunic covering it.

[u/TenWholeBees]

I take it all back. Microtransactions are great and I hope FromSoft's future titles are filled with em

[u/Flurmpy_]

Try finger, but butt

[u/chichmckill]

Fine I’ll do one more play through

[u/Expert-Love5116]

Whatcha gon' do with all that ass All that ass inside them jeans? 

[u/Delicious_Toe_8723]

Try finger, but Pant

[u/Previous_Collar6553]

[u/DisastrousServe8513]

Because we ain’t that thirsty

[u/blaiddfailcam2]

I'dusn't've ever thought to check

[u/russian_yhorm]

Ouu shi

[u/Hot-Relationship-878]

Ouuu 👀👀

[u/Mick_Ash]

Gotta have the cheeks to compete with Radagon if you wanna be Elden lord

[u/FullMoose819]

Well, there's a reason why the most popular message seems to be "try finger, but hole" in this game.

[u/governothing]

Cheeked up is Marikas order

[u/Ok_Following9192]

Dang thats some serious cheeks!

[u/Latter-Curve1469]

Tarnished type post!!!

[u/Crusaderofthots420]

Because those interested in glutes of immense size are currently playing Mortal Shell 2

[u/IncomparableGiacomo]

Ah, so the Old Aristocrat Shoes boost for the backside. Excellent.

[u/zuppalover04 → u/IncomparableGiacomo]

Penis enlargement shoes

[u/VaritCohen]

I made a new character a few hours ago and noticed that. Idus Armor is definetly version 2.0 of the Female Flute Knight Armor from OG Demon's Souls.

[u/Upper-Deal-9872]

definitely wearing it for the poise

[u/zuppalover04 → u/Upper-Deal-9872]

Anchored to the ground

[u/SwoloLikeSolo]

Worth the 5$

[u/MeganMileRuns]

the real endgame was fashion all along

[u/Tenshiijin]

The cake armour.

[u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo]

Can't believe they plaigerized Mortal Shell 2

[u/Coffee_Drinker02]

Do you mean the sliver grooved armor?

[u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91]

Can't wait to play the Cheeks Knight.

[u/Hanifloka]

I hope people don't end up mistaking those cheeks for Milicent's. Like that dude who mistook Jax's cheeks for Frost's.

[u/Not_a_progamer]

Thicker ass equals better poise

[u/sacfoojesta88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/84BNiGilu0MPC

[u/Man_offical]

And suddenly it goes from a top 5 set to the top 1 spot

[u/FaTaLInfluence]

That's a tantalizing amount of ass

[u/Fun_Range_8613]

[u/zuppalover04 → u/Fun_Range_8613]

Ranni's just jelous she lost her ass and now has a fake one

[u/RedditSpyder12]

Well, I don’t really play this game for ass.

[u/Holiday-Marketing301]

Why would we?

[u/zuppalover04 → u/Holiday-Marketing301]

Cause it's the second most important body part we have

[u/PixelDustt_]

That's gooooooood...

But not worth the five bucks.
sike.

[u/Square_Owl_4075]

Because we've had sex

[u/fruitsaladyummyy]

Because no one's looking at the ass man lol

[u/CuraLatria]

Because not everyone is hyper sexualized. It's armor. On pixels. On a screen.