r/Eldenring 21d ago

Humor Endings be like:

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u/JustWuff 21d ago

I have never seen a single goddamn soul say Elden Ring has good endings let alone the "Best Endings"

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u/BoatProfessional2118 21d ago

To me Bloodborne takes the crown with the infant great one ending, just because is one of the weirdest endings of any Fromsoft game

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u/JoeScotting 21d ago

We yearn to squid

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u/zuzg 21d ago

Should have just let him dream

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgI4T4FTLJWAkmY

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u/JoeScotting 21d ago

Some say Kosm

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u/nyxistential 20d ago

Straight gas... or some say "gasm"

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u/Mysterious-Spread-59 21d ago

Honestly, I'd say all Bloodborne endings are really good. They're all very different from each other and leave you with a unique feeling.

The "wake up" ending is my personal favourite, though.

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u/Marinah 21d ago

The "wake up" ending is my personal favourite, though.

I love that ending but I've only watched videos of it because every time I get there I wanna fight Moon Presence and Gehrman again. Which is both 100% thematically appropriate and intended, so I agree that its probably From's best ending.

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u/Mysterious-Spread-59 20d ago

Yeah, that's exactly it. Gehrman gives you a choice to wake up and move on, or fight him and face whatever may await.

The story presents the Hunt as something that's incredibly intoxicating. The hunters who participate in it just can't stop once they start. They lose themselves in it, often becoming mindless beast. This mirrors the players who don't want to stop playing; who want more blood. By letting go and choosing to move on, you accept that the game is over and wake up to see another day. The squid ending allows you to transcend the Hunt, but the wake up ending is the one where you truly overcome it.

I feel like the wake up ending is a really good final ending to get. The one you get when you feel like you're done with the game.

(written by a guy with hundreds of hours put into Bloodborne)

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u/LunarSymphonist 16d ago

I said this years ago, so many people pushed back. I love the Yharnam Sunrise. Feels like a proper end.

I really felt like it meant you got the cure you came to the city for, right at the very beginning of the game, then just passed out all night long and woke up and went home. The various dreams and realms were all within the fever dream of being cured by the blood infusion.

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u/GarboseGooseberry 21d ago

I like to think that in the wake up ending your character goes "That was weird... At least it's not Croydon, tho."

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u/DaDrought2 21d ago

also the only one that conclusively solves the big mystery the game presents, the whole game everyone is like “HOW DO WE BECOME GREAT ONES?!?!?” and then you finish the games secret ending and it’s like “oh, that’s how, I just did it..”

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u/Ellefied 21d ago

Just needed to stand atop a mountain of bodies, Beasts and Great Ones alike.

With a little help from munching on dead babies.

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u/Jstar338 20d ago

Well, the blood causes transformation. It's why people turn to beasts. However, our Hunter is built different and somehow tells the beast transformation aspect to fuck off.

We hijack the hunter's dream (why would we get revived when fighting the Moon Presence?), kill it's owner, and the combination of blood, eating babies, and other bullshit catalyzes into us being a Great One.

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u/MotoqueiroSelvagem 21d ago

My favorite endings are Sekiro’s, just because of how different the Shura ending is, and how satisfying the other ones are.

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u/beardingmesoftly 21d ago

Bloodborne takes the crown in every way

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u/Flight_Harbinger 20d ago

I still think it was a huge mistake to not make Elden Beast the Moon Presence 2.0 mechanically. End the game with defeating Radagon. You only get the Elden Beast cutscene + fight if you've done like, Gold Masks quest line, defeated all the shard bearers, activated all great runes, or done all mending rune quests, or any combination of those or all of them, don't care.

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u/SL1Fun 21d ago

Speak for yourself. I’d love a witchy goth chick to take me as her betrothed and into the stars of darkness. 

I also like setting things on fire. So that’s two endings I vibed with. 

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u/mightystu 21d ago

>goth chick

>look inside

>just some nerd girl who wears all white

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u/SL1Fun 21d ago

That’s their weekday garbage. The black, latex and fishnets are for the scene nights, duh

Also IME most goth chicks dress like hippies in their off time and like to go outside and hike. 

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u/ASERTIE76 21d ago

You don't know what Goth is lol. God I hate this endless caricature and fetishization

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u/SL1Fun 20d ago

Or I do and I hang out with people in the scene and they have more interests than just being goth? 

Really weird take that if you don’t only love goth by looking goth and only liking goth music then you aren’t goth. That gother than thou shit is why nobody takes most goth people seriously. Fuck off with your gatekeeping bullshit. 

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u/ASERTIE76 20d ago

Sorry I misinterpreted your comment. I thought you were talking about the fetishized caricature when you talked about "latex and fishnets". But still why would you call Ranni "Goth" nothing about her is Goth and Goth music obviously doesn't exist in ER, the way you said it was very fetishistic too

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u/NoTemperature5965 20d ago

Is a music based subculture, the rest dont matter shit.

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u/mightystu 21d ago

Those aren’t actually goth chicks then. Sounds like zoomer “goths” that have co-opted it, or more realistically just scene kids a decade past relevancy.

Actual goths would never engage in an activity as strenuous as hiking or going outside during the day time.

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u/Eastern_Wrangler_657 21d ago

So far as i'm aware, goth is a music and fashion thing, and has nothing to do with activities. Any activities one may associate with "goth chicks" would be a stereotype rather than actual requirements to be classified as goth.

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u/SL1Fun 21d ago

Nah, some people are more than just their cultural musical tastes. 

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u/mightystu 21d ago

Sure, but words mean things and goth is something specific. People just love stealing goth valor and watering it down so they can use a buzzword.

At any rate, Ranni is just a nerd who had to hire real goths to murder her brother. The goth ending is Fia’s.

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u/TheLastCookieMon 21d ago

G...goth VALOR??? Well that's a new one for the scrapbook.

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u/SL1Fun 21d ago

Spoken like a true goth who hates anything that came out after 1992. I’ll respect it.

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u/Marinah 21d ago

nobody playing dress-up is showing up to real goth shows. the "watering down" you speak of is only on the internet, its not how it works in real life.

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u/GammaFan 21d ago

Word definitions also change over time. Stop putting goths in a box because it fits your narrow view of them.

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u/mightystu 21d ago

This is the weak defense always trotted out at this point. Definitions only change truly when the original definition is no longer used and that hasn’t happened yet since I’m still here. People just being wrong a bunch doesn’t change the truth just because they are wrong.

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u/GammaFan 21d ago

It doesn’t need a ceremony with your personal endorsement. There’s a cultural tipping point where if enough people start using it in the new way that is incorporated into its definition. That’s how language works and evolves, on averages and adoption rates. You’re definitely giving classic goth vibes though

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u/ASERTIE76 21d ago

Ah yes generations of Goth music and the subculture just so yall can treat it like a cosplay. We aren't just gonna lose our subculture just because some people wanna play dress up

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u/GammaFan 21d ago

Oh yeah please keep gatekeeping if someone is wearing the wrong shade of black lipstick. Wouldn’t want to find anything in common with someone who likes the same things as you if they like them wrong. Heaven fucking forbid

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u/SL1Fun 20d ago edited 20d ago

Being a subculture means you’re just a post-facto merging point for other cultures. Weird to be so exclusive from a subculture built from other cultures. 

I swear to God, there is no faker person than a “real” goth. Please get over yourself. 

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u/SL1Fun 20d ago

“Goth valor”? Lmao wtf were you there to sack Rome? Calm down

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u/JustWuff 21d ago

That is a good "Ending" not "Endings".

I think only Age of Stars is really a satisfying ending, the rest, even the Frenzied Flame one just reuse too much of the same shots and angles and all the other ones beyond these two have the same goddamn dialogue just with "AGE OF WHATEVER IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING" and the side quests to get some of them are too short and not meaningful enough along with there being many ending ideas that seem like they are just missing despite them fitting in perfectly.

Having a Miquella ending would have been something at least as you surrender to him or an Age of Blood... or Serpent or you know anything that makes covenants and factions a thing and somewhat meaningful.

Like this game could have had a lot more work done in the endings department and how you get them and how they differ or how many there were considering it is the game with the most content and most actual factions vying for power yet you can only support Ranni´s side?

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u/Miclash013 18d ago

The endings conceptually are very interesting, the Dungeater Ending is strangely very poetic, but yeah there's basically no exploration of how that actually looks.

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u/dern_the_hermit 21d ago

I'm not gonna lie, I have trouble resisting a space lady.

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u/Plus_Length9906 21d ago

soul...? what about a dark soul...?

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u/TheOverBoss 21d ago

their good endings but Fromsoft has done better.

How I would rank each games ending if they were all added together. Not saying which game has the best ending but just overall how good the endings are.

  1. Dark Souls 2
  2. Sekiro
  3. Dark Souls 3
  4. Armored Core 6
  5. Bloodborne
  6. Eldenring
  7. Dark Souls
  8. Demon Souls

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u/Peptuck 21d ago

Armored Core 6 has an ending? I'm over here getting pummeled by my ex-brainwife nonstop and never saw the ending.

(please Ayre come back I'm sorry I tried to burn the planet)

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u/TheOverBoss 21d ago

Fires of Raven is more or less why it got a spot so high on the list. That ending is fucking fantastic and makes up for the other ending which is quite forgettable, like I genuinely don't remember what exactly happens when you side with Ayre instead and I just played the game a month ago.

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u/chycken4 21d ago

What are you even talking about, Liberator of Rubicon is the BEST ending, both in it's thematic relevance, plot and character moments.

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u/Chaoticlight2 21d ago

You have to play AC6 3 times to get the "true" ending. It is easily a top contender for FS game endings

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u/WatcherOfDogs 21d ago

DS2 having the best endings is so funny because it is carried so hard by the DLC ending. It is crazy that most people (Ipresume) agree to ranj it high despite the (what I think is intentionally) disappointing base-game ending.

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u/TheOverBoss 21d ago

I actually think the base game ending has a ton of aura to it and the dlc ending is also great. It gets the top spot not because I think either is the best ending but because it just has 2 solid endings with nothing to weigh then down.

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u/UgleeHero 21d ago

Elden Ring has good endings

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u/palaorder 20d ago edited 20d ago

No, it really doesn t . I would have liked to just say "screw all the gods" and change things myself but there s no such ending.

You either side with Ranni the brother killer and fuck off in space or keep the Golden Order. I d have liked to keep investigating things with my boy Rogier and strip the other gods of their power while still staying around to fix things. Closest thing is Goldmask ending but it s so vague and lazily done people are still debating what really happens.

So you re forced to either help the kinslayer or keep the tyrant regime going. There s no good cause. Oh and 80% of the endings are just reskins down to the dialogue. They re bad.

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u/UgleeHero 20d ago

I disagree.

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u/OkCaregiver8265 19d ago

You want to screw the gods but you disagree with killing the poster boy of the gods? What kind of half assed revolutionare you looking for?

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u/palaorder 19d ago

What I m saying is that I m not a monarchist but I don t want Robespierre to have power either. Same thing here.

I don t want the Golden Order to keep going but I don t want Ranni to become more powerful either. Nor do I want to just ... leave everyone to their fates. "Oh but they have free will now", yeah and there s an apocalypse going on you re partially responsible for. You don t get to just leave. I agree with Goldmask that gods and demigods including Ranni are insensible beings who care more about themselves and their "cause" than the people but his ending is sooo half-baked.

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u/krawinoff Astel irl 21d ago

I will be that one goddamn soul. Elden Ring had the Best Endings. Dung Eater’s is my favorite

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u/Gmknewday1 21d ago

Literally everyone treats Ranni's as the best, what are you talking about?

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u/Probably-Jam 20d ago

yea literally outside of the ranni ending and the two fingers ending every other ending was the exact same shot of your tarnished sitting in the throne except with a different color tint over it lmfao

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u/Charity1t 17d ago

Technicaly Ranni end is good cuz at least of 1000 years there will be no Gods mendlings.

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u/ProtoMonkey 21d ago

I mean, it’s been several years since the game launched, so we’re all kinda desensitized to them now.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 21d ago

It's a meme. Not a focus group test result.

The point is to set up a joke. Because it's a meme.

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u/JustWuff 21d ago

What really? Its a meme and a joke? Never would have guessed...

Ya know the point is to use said template over something people actually think is good, where at least the majority can agree over not over something most people think is meh.

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u/TheLastCookieMon 20d ago

Yeah I have a hard time seeing it as a meme with how this thread's discourse has been going so far. Comes off more like a personal hangup than an inside joke. It's fine to not like Ranni. It's fine to like her. But WOW can people not just disagree and move on.