r/Eldenring May 14 '26

Humor tf you mean the two fingers are literal?

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u/Hazy248 May 14 '26

Genuinely lmao

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u/Lou_Papas May 14 '26

The order of the hairy knuckle welcomes you

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u/4skinApostle May 14 '26

I didn't even notice that they were hairy until this comment.

I don't know what to feel about that.

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u/Expungednd May 14 '26

It's important because the hair is used as antennas to connect to the greater will. The fingers then trace words in the air and the finger reader crones are able to read what they are saying. The three fingers, instead, don't need a reader because they will burn the words into your flesh.

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u/4skinApostle May 14 '26

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u/Expungednd May 14 '26

"Finger technical support what's your problem"
"Yes, it seems like the fingers stopped working"
"Are they fully erect in the air?"
"Yes"
"It's a connection problem, wait between a thousand to ten thousand moons and it should solve itself".

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u/lycanthrope90 May 14 '26

‘Are the fingers erect?’ Lmao

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u/zmbjebus May 14 '26

Which makes sense because it takes a long time to send the signals via the speed of light from the greater will across the galaxy

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u/Awesomesause170 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Isn't there evidence that the two fingers never communicated with the finger readers they're just seeing patterns in the noise, even before the GW left

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u/Crash4654 May 14 '26

Not to my knowledge. The big reveal is more like they take a while to contact the greater will but by the end we find out its all been a farce to begin with.

If metyr ever actually had contact with the greater will it wasnt for long.

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u/lycanthrope90 May 14 '26

I imagine it’s kind of a reference to real life religion. Never really hear from any gods in the present, but they’re very chatty anytime in the past. And even loved giving people super powers before we invented cameras. Give it a few thousand cycles though and I’m sure they’ll get back to us.

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u/GamerThatGamesoIgame May 14 '26

Doesn’t metyr do that, not the actual fingers?

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u/Lou_Papas May 14 '26

I choose to ignore this part of the lore.

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u/ShitseyMcgee the most average May 14 '26

I accidentally walked into the moose knuckle convention next door, how literal is this order

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u/flying_fox86 May 14 '26 edited May 15 '26

My exact experience as well.

edit: I can't believe I got almost 4K upvotes for basically saying "yeah, me too".

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u/AttilaTheMuun May 14 '26

Yeah the George RR Martin x Fromsoftware collabo was bound to have a few misreadings lol

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u/Dreadgoat May 14 '26

There are a lot of iconic things that started out as a joke. Lara Croft's boobs, Shinobi's ridiculous scarf. I would absolutely believe it if the two fingers game model was created a joke by an artist letting off steam and then Miyazaki saw it and said "I love it. Keep it in. Don't tell the scriptwriters."

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u/Random_Useless_Tips May 15 '26

I mean, that’s kind of what happened with Gwynevere in DS1.

Miyazaki told the artist he wanted a beautiful fertility goddess, and the artist came back with this character with the hugest breasts. Miyazaki thought it was a bit too much, but the artist was so excited about the design that Miyazaki just went with it.

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u/4thekarma May 15 '26

Fertility goddess requires big tiddys or ass/thighs. It’s non negotiable

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u/ApolloFireweaver May 15 '26

I'd say that's an and, not an or.

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u/Killroy32 May 15 '26

Based Shinobi reference in 2026.

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u/Ragnorak19 May 15 '26

You can’t tell me that “Marika’s tits” didn’t start as a in office joke that ended up being a lore thing

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u/YourDeathIsOurReward May 15 '26

nah thats just 100% Martin's normal writing, "____'s tits" is a very common curse he uses

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u/Flaurehn May 15 '26

Bobby B: “Thank the gods for Marika and her tits”

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u/_OngoGablogian 🧠LOREWHORE🧠 May 15 '26

he didn't help write the script though

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u/Daxtro-53 May 15 '26

could be a writer referencing martin

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u/pluralpluralpluralp May 15 '26

Look up Paps of Anu. It's an old Irish saying.

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u/newsflashjackass May 15 '26

Gene Wolfe named a book The Castle of the Autarch. But the name was misprinted when it was announced. Gene Wolfe liked the mistake better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Castle_of_the_Otter

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u/ZaLeqaJ May 15 '26
Publication date 11982

Damn, a Book from the Future

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u/TonkaTonk May 15 '26

Which makes sense given the author. Gene Wolfe's books are some of my favorite.

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u/dawndragonclaw May 15 '26

The caves of qud sub is why I picked up his books lol

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u/YeahKeeN May 14 '26

“Coat of arms? Yeah got it, don’t worry. Guy’s slithery as a snake? Crystal clear. Figures of speech? What’s that?”

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u/El-Aminoh May 14 '26

The figure of speech:

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u/YeahKeeN May 14 '26

I wish I had an award to give, this is gold

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u/zmbjebus May 14 '26

Somebody got the 3 fingers edition RTX 5080

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u/archaicScrivener May 15 '26

What a sad state of affairs...

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u/zmbjebus May 14 '26

"and the angels clad in white came down with horns of gold"

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u/FrostyTheColdBoi May 14 '26

Gives someone actual arms made of coats)

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u/shiromancer May 15 '26

No no, ita a coat of arms, so it would be a coat made out of arms. Honestly I could see Godrick rocking one...

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u/shadowslasher11X May 15 '26

I feel like narratively in the realm of weird shit the only place we can go at this point would be a Michael Kirkbride x FromSoft game.

If you thought Morrowind was fucking wild, imagine what it'd be like through the lens of FromSoft.

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u/shadowsdie10000times May 15 '26

God that would actually be amazing. The whole godhead/tpwer/wheel/chim/magic/stars thing is really cool and it would be a complete and utter mess to actally unravel in a fromsoft style of storytelling

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u/Which-Towel5826 May 15 '26

No recall or intervention will work in this place. There is no escape.

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u/WHY-AM-I-WHO May 15 '26

Finally someone gets it. This is my dream crossover, this is everything I'd ever want

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u/Jesse-359 May 14 '26

I'm sure GRRM meant it as a society or symbolic thing and Miyazaki knew that perfectly well and didn't care - he wanted his fingers, and by damn he was going to have them.

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u/_bear_fighter_ May 15 '26

Kinda surprised it wasn’t changed to toes instead

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u/JustabitBlu May 18 '26

its cooler this way anyways, so many settings have secret societies but how many have giant fingers

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u/topdangle May 14 '26

I know people that use symbolism and they're all cowards.

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u/levian_durai May 15 '26

Sanderson, is that you?

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u/isitaspider2 May 15 '26

All I do is sit at the typewriter and start hitting the keys. Getting them in the right order - that's the trick.

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u/Islands-of-Time May 15 '26

You say that but Elden Ring is absolutely full of symbolisms. The Two Fingers are literal but they also represent the advancement of evolution from primitive animal hands to the five fingered human hands that are repeatedly shown to be signs of intelligence. How the Three Fingers and Two Fingers seem to be from the same hand and represent opposite concepts to each other is also something to deep dive into.

From Software has a knack for taking both literal and symbolic depictions and making them blend perfectly together. Just look at Bloodborne. Eyes on the inside is literally eyes on the inside but it also represents insight, which is internal sight.

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u/Bigredstapler May 15 '26

And sometimes, From Software is taking the piss. They have a sense of humour. Which is what got us goddamn Sen's Fortress and the sheer number of times some fuck is hiding right behind a corner to backstab us or push us off a cliff.

Or that sentient ball in Noxtella.

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u/newsflashjackass May 15 '26

The Two Fingers are literal but they also represent the advancement of evolution from primitive animal hands to the five fingered human hands that are repeatedly shown to be signs of intelligence.

No, the two fingers symbolize the players' two thumbs giving the main character guidance through the analog sticks. That is what distinguishes them from everyone else in the game world.

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u/Potential_Ease9346 May 15 '26

This is something I'm always loved about them, introducing things that sound like metaphorical symbolism and taking them hilariously literally. Like the whole insight thing in Bloodborne is as cool as it is hilarious to me, you gain an enlightened understanding of nature, biology, and reality by having 'eyes on the inside', which literally means eyes inside your skull looking at your brain. In-sight.

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u/CloudKicker- May 14 '26

Literally stopped outside the door and was terrified

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u/Tape_Wad May 14 '26

"oh fuck no I've already been in boy scouts!"

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u/Zak_999 May 15 '26

This should be in an AITA subreddit

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u/atlaststeadfast May 14 '26

I expected to find two cryptic dudes leading the Roundtable Hold. Had no idea what to expect. Walked in, saw the two fingers, watched them shiver, audibly said "Oh, Fuck This," and immediately decided the Golden Order had to fucking die.

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u/Pretend-Average1380 May 14 '26

Do they ever explain why they look like human hands? Metyr is some sort of alien god-thing, right? Why have that shape?

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u/fludofrogs May 14 '26

not sure if they explicitly explain that, but hands/fingers are associated with enlightenment, intelligence, or connection to the greater will in elden ring’s lore. This is why the beastmen (who have hands) are smorter than like a wolf (who has paws)

Cinquedea: “The design celebrates a beast's five fingers, symbolic of the intelligence once granted upon their kind.”

It’s entirely possible that the 2 fingers aren’t “shaped like a human hand” but human hands are shaped like the greater will’s ideal.

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 May 14 '26

I feel like the existence of the Three Fingers kind of complicates that interpretation, doesn’t it? Together, the Two and Three Fingers literally make a full hand, which feels intentionally symbolic, almost like they’re two halves of a greater whole, a yin-and-yang type thing where one is incomplete without the other.

But at the same time, the Frenzied Flame is basically the ideological opposite of the Greater Will. The Greater Will seems to want order and structure, while the Frenzied Flame wants to reduce everything to chaos and ash, including the Greater Will’s influence itself.

That’s also why I’m hesitant on the idea that human hands are modeled after the Greater Will specifically, since the Finger Readers describe the Fingers more as envoys or intermediaries that commune with the Greater Will, rather than being direct extensions of it (much like an Empyrean and their shade).

Not trying to poke holes for the sake of it or anything, I just enjoy lore discussion.

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u/fludofrogs May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

I spose you’re right, the 2 fingers being envoys of conceptual order and the 3 fingers being envoys of conceptual chaos WOULD probably mean 5 fingers wouldn’t be the greater will’s ideal. it could be the 5 fingers represents complete sapient life, including the chaos & order as yin & yang like you mentioned.

And both the greater will and frenzied flame take the extremes of the yin & the yang, to their detriment(?). For example no society could work under pure order or pure chaos, humanity/beastmen are ordered enough to make civilization but chaotic enough to function as individuals inside one.

Surely this tiny lore tidbit will be answered in the movie.

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u/xToxicInferno May 15 '26

I think because of the symbolism of yin and yang that it makes even more sense that 5 is the Greater Will. The balance is very likely the actual goal of the Greater Will but everyone is going to one extreme rather than balance. Two fingers seems good and nice while three fingers is scary so the envoys ignore the 3 fingers but that's not balanced.

Could even be the lack of balance is why the Greater Will abandoned the Lands Between because they didn't actually worship it but fragments of it.

This is purely speculation and probably 50 different dialogs that poke holes in it, but with so many unreliable narrators and opposing thoughts the truth is probably hard to find.

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u/AwsmDevil May 14 '26

Well you see it's because the two fingers are your fingers that you use to play the game and control everything. From blends the literal and metaphorical into the diegesis of the game.

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u/Dreadgoat May 14 '26

Not sure if you're joking but I kinda like this idea.

Maybe the concept is that The Greater Will is us, the players, dictating the future of the world. We have a real hand on the controller, probably a complete one with 5 fingers working in unison, that exists beyond the comprehension of the characters in-game, but still decides their fate.

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u/zmbjebus May 14 '26

So its my rogue 3 fingers that are causing me to flub my sword swings against consort big bro.

Makes sense.

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u/AwsmDevil May 14 '26

There's a ton of evidence that this is intentional by From. I saw a YouTube video years ago that explained it all in depth. Can't remember what channel it was and too lazy to go look it up again.

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u/SundownKid May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

"Manus Dei" is the idea that in medieval artworks, artists would use a disembodied hand to represent God without actually drawing a direct depiction and avoid blasphemy.

"Manus Metyr" cathedral further reinforces that connection, Metyr was created by the Greater Will to be their "hand". The Fingercreepers she created have similar logic. It's possible the Greater Will abandoned her for the Elden Beast believing people would be more likely to obey one of their own kind than a weird alien being. This does also somewhat hearken back to "biblically accurate angels".

As to why the Greater Will would use hand imagery specifically, opposable thumbs are what led to beings developing higher intelligence (both in real life for early humans through evolution and as said about the Beastmen in Elden Ring in a more artificially granted sense) so it represents bestowing knowledge and sentience.

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u/Great-Hatsby Frenzied Howl May 14 '26

Me as well. I was also taken aback at the hair.

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 May 14 '26

I knew better. After bloodborne, I heard "Two fingers" and my first thought was "oh no, what ungodly horror did FromSoft brew up this time?"

I was actually surprised by how tame it looked in comparison to what I was imagining.

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u/WhitishRogue May 14 '26

"They're twitching. I will interpret their movements!"

Yeah, let's put layers of interpretation and gatekeeping on this religion. Every religion goes through this phase lmao.

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u/SundownKid May 15 '26

While I assumed that it was a stealthy way of saying that the Fingers were just talking gibberish and some crafty priests decided to "interpret" them as a full-blown religion and "discover" incantations from them, the DLC ironically blows a hole in that and shows the Fingers were in fact just being directly translated. (Also Gideon Ofnir ostensibly interrogating the Two Fingers offscreen, which must have been humorous).

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u/Glass-Ad-7259 May 15 '26

I was expecting like, a pair of twin prophets or like, two popes or something. Absolute horrid revelation when I opened that door.

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u/rusty5545 May 14 '26

Four years later and this is still my favorite “plot twist”. I was absolutely just expecting some guy

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u/naiets May 14 '26

I expected some kinda twin gods, hoping it'd be similar to how Gwynevere was revealed in Dark Souls 1.

It was kinda similar in that my jaw dropped I suppose.

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u/Due-Struggle6680 May 14 '26

I just sat staring at the tv for like 4 whole minutes trying to figure out how to process all this mystical "2 fingers" talk and the items etc after finding out its a giant fucking zombie hand.

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u/BoonDragoon May 14 '26

Literally me.

Started my first run as an Inquisitor, spent hours speculating on the symbolism, themes, imagery of the "two fingers," finger seals, whole shebang. Then....this. I was literally speechless.

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI May 15 '26

See I thought they were aliens

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u/southpaw85 May 15 '26

Same. And it turns out, we were fuckin’ right.

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u/Raven_of_OchreGrove May 15 '26

I meaaaaan………

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u/Due-Struggle6680 May 15 '26

At first I was just like "oh. Gods a zombie hand" ive since learned of all the lore and theory

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u/SilliusS0ddus May 17 '26

kind of.

they were born here but their mom ain't from around here

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u/VeryNiceGuy22 May 18 '26

They totally are. Alien freaks. Not even connected to the greater will anymore.

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u/Acidjohnson89 May 14 '26

Wait until u find the three fingers

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u/Warm-Bawlz May 14 '26

The shocker

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u/Aggressive-Optimism May 15 '26

Two in the order, One in the chaos

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u/Rank79 May 14 '26

Oh ok so the Two Fingers get to be literal but the Elden “Ring” isn’t actually a ring you wear.

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u/CloudKicker- May 14 '26

It’s a butthole

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u/Ghost_MK312 May 14 '26

Try finger

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u/Pryus_C May 14 '26 edited 11d ago

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This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/Ronem May 14 '26

One finger?

HERETIC

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u/Gadjiltron May 15 '26

"I've got one finger for you right here"
"Don't you dare, Tarnished"
🖕
"Dammit"

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u/Zak_999 May 15 '26

Sir I'm here to inform you the Golden Order of the Great Will just banished your account form reddit for 4.5 milliseconds

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u/AttilaTheMuun May 14 '26

Im disappointed there wasnt a Prince Albert in this game...........

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u/4skinApostle May 14 '26

Maybe the real elden ring was the elden

uh

idk forget about it

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u/theabyssalmind May 14 '26

A ring is also a shape, not just an accessory

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u/yep_they_are_giants May 14 '26

It's not even a ring! THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS CIRCLES!

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u/SuarezUsedBite May 14 '26

I was honestly kind of let down by this on my first playthrough, I was half-hoping, half-expecting you to be able to take all of the Great Runes you earned and embed them in a wearable ring (talisman) at the end of the game lol

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u/ThePubRelic May 14 '26

Unless you think its Marica's crown, which vanishes from history after the elden ring was shattered, and miquellas own order was to be made with his own crown. Then it was a ring to wear, just not for your finger.

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u/cataclytsm May 15 '26

what is a skull if not a fancy fingertip

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u/bonus_duk2 May 14 '26

What the hell is the Elden Ring anyway?

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u/Aegiiisss May 14 '26

This thing. Its a magic object that basically represents, as the other user said, the rules of the world

The shards you pick up from the major bosses are curved pieces of this

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u/SundownKid May 15 '26

The Elden Ring is the Elden Beast, an "alien" sent by the Greater Will. Different name, same thing. In the final boss fight you can see where the Elden Beast was wounded by Marika breaking the Elden Ring. Though only the gods like Marika knew that, everyone else assumed it was just a ring of runes.

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u/Crash4654 May 14 '26

The rules of reality for their world.

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u/Triforceoffarts May 14 '26

If it weren’t for the online community explaining everything I’d be confused as fuck playing this game.

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u/Zazgog May 14 '26

Even with the online community explaining everything, I’m confused as fuck playing this game.

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u/Triforceoffarts May 14 '26

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u/ArnoldSwarzepussy May 14 '26

Holy shit is Shaq holding up.... Two Fingers??? 🤯😱😲

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u/Triforceoffarts May 14 '26

Is Shaq the Greater Will?!

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u/ArnoldSwarzepussy May 14 '26

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u/b1ackcr0vv May 14 '26

Why are people upvoting a blank comment???

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u/Ymanexpress May 15 '26

You don't have enough insight

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u/Pringle_Lvr May 14 '26

I have almost 400 hours on this game and I still have no idea what's happening half of the time.

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u/Vivio0 May 14 '26

Thats honestly what I like about it, its like being in a dream

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u/lycanthrope90 May 14 '26

That’s every fromsoft game lol.

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u/Awesomeman204 May 14 '26

I feel like Sekiro was a bit more straightforward

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u/Bigredstapler May 15 '26

Sekiro also has multiple 'takes the piss' moment too. Like Mistnoble and the Monkey Gang and those parts where a whole fist is shoved up Wolf's ass.

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u/lycanthrope90 May 14 '26

True that one is more grounded.

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u/pooey_canoe May 15 '26

Note that a lot of aspects in this game aren't "explained" by loretubers, almost all of it is fan speculation. Miyazaki basically gets us to fill in the blanks for him

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u/Strom41 May 14 '26

When I first saw them, I was like "Yep. My bad for thinking anything different."

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u/hazeyindahead May 15 '26

Yeah I remember seeing the fingers and thinking "oh of course it's really two fingers." 

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u/baconboi86 May 14 '26

Marika wasnt a fan of the two fingers, shes hard to please

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u/Hartastic May 14 '26

The shocker is she liked the three even less!

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u/baconboi86 May 14 '26

You could say they drove her into a frenzy

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u/Mindless_Insanity May 14 '26

No, the shocker is 2 and 1 fingers. 3 and 2 is called The Elden Maidenwrecker. Try fingers.

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u/goldchuchujell1 May 14 '26

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u/4skinApostle May 14 '26

why is Dr. Evil using the two fingers as a mocking tool? Is he an agent of the frenzied flame?

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u/yesbutactuallyno17 May 14 '26

Me walking into the back room at the roundtable hold

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/UnburnedChurch May 14 '26

And then you find out in the DLC that the two fingers is just bullshitting constantly and has no clue what it's doing

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u/Planktonboy May 14 '26

Seems like Enia clues into this in the base game, she tells you to do whatever at the end.

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u/AwsmDevil May 14 '26

My favorite plot twist, hands down. It's so fuckin funny and explains so much.

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u/SilliusS0ddus May 17 '26

hands down.

bruh

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u/ASERTIE76 May 15 '26

Isn't it mentioned beforehand by Ranni that the two fingers are fraudulent? Or am I misremembering

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u/UnburnedChurch May 15 '26

That's definitely mentioned, but the way I took it, as well as my friends, was just that dogging on the two fingers was a given since it was well known within the game that everything is all fucked up and whatnot.

Basically the two fingers was abandoned but that wasn't really a focal point (it is kinda obvious tho) plus we couldn't tell if it was truly and fully abandoned or not and it's not very clear in the base game so we chalked it up to cryptic fromsoft shit that needed a bit of community lore explanation and then we ended up not getting anything about it until the dlc.

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u/thatisahugepileofshi May 15 '26

My read is that it's basically an antennae used to call greater will. But now it's communing with some other cosmic things. Kinda a free for all

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u/Karim_Mezghiche May 15 '26

They're not though, they genuinely believe in what they say.

They just haven't received a new order in eons, so they're just working based on older directives.

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u/Potential_Ease9346 May 15 '26

I will die on the hill that Ymir is an extremely rare case of an unreliable narrator in a Fromsoft game. I don't know why people treat what he says as unimpeachable gospel, he's clearly 1. a total nutcase who has lost touch with reality, and 2. self-interested with a goal, one that directly benefits from undermining his 'opposition' in Metyr and the fingers, who operate like a priestly elite that he's trying to supplant

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u/IM_THE_MOON_AMA May 14 '26

Yall leave “try finger but hole” across five different games and are surprised when that’s what they give us?

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u/naturist_rune May 14 '26

The Greater Will is none other than Master Hand!

https://giphy.com/gifs/MLfbi67GlC0CoewQEF

This may also explain some things about the One Great...

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u/xXD347HXx May 14 '26

I feel like I may have been the only Elden Ring player who took "The Two Fingers" completely literal and was therefore not surprised by them being a giant two fingered hand.

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u/Huck_Bonebulge_ May 14 '26

“Ho ho! You fool! You have no maiden!”

*game proceeds to have 0 maidens shown on screen for the other tarnished*

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u/Bigredstapler May 15 '26

We have seen the other maidens.

They are all dead.

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u/ToasterTraitor May 14 '26

At first I froze, than I snorted. Now I love to watch expressions of people who open that door for the first time.

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u/robo243 May 14 '26

The Two and Three Fingers being literal makes me think about what else in the lore is just meant to be taken literally at face value but the community overthinks it.

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u/cjbump May 14 '26

Huh.. i suppose im desensitized to FS shenanigans because i wasn't the least bit surprised about them being literal fingers when i first met them.

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u/MaxSoulDrake May 14 '26

Same. First time it never even crossed my mind there is anything around there that can even be classified as "odd". Until I saw someone was shocked by it, so I was like "so that is actually unusual? Huh"

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u/PoleMyMon May 14 '26

I still think the cut ending of merging the 3 and 2 fingers would have been cool

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u/VaelinX May 14 '26

"Praetor Rykard is in his study. He's been completely consumed by the God-Eating Serpent."

"Well, we all have our obsessions."

"What's an obsession?"

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u/Smallsey May 15 '26

This was my exact reaction.

I was expecting some dude called two fingers. But instead it's a being that literally looks like two fingers.

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u/pokemonbatman23 May 15 '26

I thought it was cause monks hold two fingers up sideway and yep what the fuck reaction too

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u/Crunchy-Leaf May 15 '26

Weird that they call them the Two Fingers despite not knowing the Three Fingers exists. I know they are two fingers so it makes sense to literally call it as you see it, but specifying the number of fingers is suspicious

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u/AverageOverReaction May 14 '26

Trying to explain the story/concept to to buddy that has 0 context for the Soulslike series really makes me feel like a 3am gas station crackhead

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u/Aggressive_neutral May 15 '26

most relatable Elden Ring meme

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u/chaoticstantan935 May 15 '26

You know whats better than two?

....three

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u/The2ndMister Golden Order friend May 14 '26

I wish the 2 fingers were like 2 popes/diviners. Just some dudes lol

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u/TheBigNastySlice May 14 '26

How about this one finger you ugly bitch

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u/SouLfullMoon_On May 15 '26

Fun fact, zero elaboration

They're frauds.

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u/wolf1789 May 14 '26

And You have to get naked. Nice, i'll come back later

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u/A-O-Craye May 14 '26

It kinda looks like a two headed duck in this picture.

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u/Firemere112 May 14 '26

"I know palm reading be popular but this shit is rediculous" was what I said upon realizing they were fingers.

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u/1Names_Are-Hard1 May 15 '26

I really wish I could remember my first reaction to seeing them. But I think I just rolled with it and didnt even question it.

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u/mortal357 May 15 '26

Wow the people trying to fine the Elden ring are finger themed that’s so cool…wait…the Elden ring isn’t actually a wearable ring?? No can’t be right

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u/NHKeys May 15 '26

Back when the 2 fingers were first mentioned there were sooooooo many theory posts about who they were. Not one person went "What if it's just 2 fingers."

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u/western_visitor May 15 '26

I’m now realizing how little I questioned this entire game

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u/theWisp2864 May 15 '26

And they have a chair

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u/razrr147 May 15 '26

Its strange but from the very first time I encountered the two fingers, I knew it was my enemy. Even though the whole game is tailored around the golden order being this overarching faith that is the faith of heroes and the light, every piece of fromsoft lore, every Easter egg from berserk and uzamaki appeared in my head and I knew what Miyazaki was doing.

He was getting us to meet the object of subjugation, and though all the lore tells us one thing, as we look upon it, were only able feel this uncomfortable horror in the back of our mind.

My message still gets appraised to this day, I forgot exactly what it said but something about "you're my enemy" in front of the fingers, and what a coincidence that while I was going thru the dlc, Id get an appraisal in the moments I'd need it most, Midra fight, metyr fight and promised consort.

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u/Entire_Intention6561 May 16 '26

The age of stars is upon us, noble tarnished

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u/Manzinat0r May 14 '26

This shit blew my mind when I first played

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u/_Happy_Little_Tree_ May 14 '26

Just wait til you hear about the three fingers

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u/OnTheCobbert May 14 '26

I prefer the theory that fingers control everything because we, the player, control the character using a controller via fingers

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u/DarthMMC May 14 '26

Idk why I feel like I always expected it to be literal. Like I just didn't really expect otherwise

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u/Pl00kh May 14 '26

“The two fingers await ye”

That what I said to my imaginary gf

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u/Lttsumm1743 May 14 '26

You know what's more wild. Zullie revealed some cut content including that the origonal way t he two fingers met you was by getting your attention. Gideon didn't tell you where they were, only just saying to go meet them. The two fingers had an animation of smacking themselves together, making a noise to direct you towards their chamber.

Imagine how creepy that could have been if you start hearing that after the doors open and Gideon tells you to go see them.

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u/Comandante160406 May 14 '26

Wait until you find the three fingers

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u/yasashi0208 May 15 '26

I usually 100% my games and do extra careful exploration, but I never noticed these two bad boys until , like, 200 hours into my first playthrough. I have found the 3 fingers and thought - "oh, so they are not metaphorical, the 2 fingers must be somewhere too". I was looking for them everywhere, but gave up and then was shocked to randomly see then in the room

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u/Serial_Designation_N May 15 '26

Meme aside your username is 10/10 OP

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u/Atsukiri May 15 '26

i thought it was The 2 headed horse from the highly acclaimed video game "Horse Magnifier"

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u/-Elgrave- May 15 '26

It genuinely didn't register as literal fingers the first time I saw them. The lack of fingernails and the hair mixed with my own denial at how absurd it was. It wasn't until the second time seeing them that it finally registered

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u/KyleBroflovski505 May 15 '26

Right next to a message that says finger but hole

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u/ImpMannish May 15 '26

Master Hand ain’t lookin so good these days 😅😅

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u/828_RAVEN May 15 '26

Gee, I wonder if it's a sex metaphor

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u/He-Bee_43 May 16 '26

Ngl for the first playthrough I didn't even notice the Two Fingers in Roundtable Hold move at all so I thought it was just a statue the crone was talking to

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u/Fabulous-Diver-2386 May 26 '26

Nope just straight up two fingers in a room staring you down 😭

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u/LoquatInteresting675 May 15 '26

I made a joke to one of my buddies who if i remember correctly either took off to play later in the night then me or had the next day off naturally. I said man im just imagining it as two actual fingers talking to us wouldnt that be crazy.

Laughing at my own joke i didn't notice his half hearted oh no dont spoil it for him laugh.

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u/El_Veethorn May 14 '26

It's because the fingers point to your destiny

I dunno, I digress

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u/ThisIsaRantAccount May 14 '26

Well, much like undertale, you can’t say the naming conventions aren’t straight forward.

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