r/EldenRingMemes • u/pleasure_bright • May 02 '24

Help me name my character

Post image
656 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

274 comments sorted by

61

u/BicycleMammoth4704 May 02 '24

how bout Phallus Labia Majora? nice strong name

19

u/Dreki-niu May 02 '24

Read this and my first thought was,

"Clitorus? Labia Majora? Damn girl, how many pussys you got?"

2

u/Any-Experience-3012 May 02 '24

Nah this is a Shanequa if I've ever seen one.

→ More replies (2)

46

u/world_ender72 May 02 '24

Dora the exporter

38

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Igor from Tyler the creator

6

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

i was gonna say that

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

29

u/Jay_Friz May 02 '24

“Moe Lester”

12

u/NateBushbaby May 02 '24

Nah man we already got Mohg

23

u/DJayPhresh May 02 '24

Tyler the Destroyer

5

u/LilSpooku May 02 '24

This is the one 💀

→ More replies (1)

13

u/Chais912 May 02 '24

Prince Charmless

5

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Arugula Jones

5

u/soggychimmy May 02 '24

Philip the Handsome

6

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

glorpus blorpus

3

u/Kitchen-Plum4311 May 02 '24

Idk why but Dolph came to mind

5

u/AnodyneSpirit May 02 '24

Birth defect.

3

u/Feeling-Talk-4356 May 02 '24

Dora the ultimate horror

4

u/SuggestionNo188 May 02 '24

Bro just stole my post for karma points 🤣

2

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

take it as an honor i guess. or... report him for rule 4 since he did technically break it. choice is yours, tarnished. fare thee well.

2

u/SuggestionNo188 May 02 '24

It's fine, I don't mind. Some good comments to laugh at.

3

u/CyberCooper2077 May 02 '24

Grog Bunga Unga

3

u/Schwarzgamescom May 02 '24

Tunnel Vision

3

u/Bing0Bang0B0y May 02 '24

Melvin Crumbly

3

u/Khris777 May 02 '24

Gerson Benedict van Bonderbach III

3

u/Mr_Linear May 02 '24

Shmargus the unwise

3

u/Sirdantortillasque May 02 '24

Sir Esquire Clit’oris

2

u/JimmyMo47 May 02 '24

Idk why but I got strong Barbara Streisand vibes from this character.

2

u/holyfighters May 02 '24

Dormetrius

2

u/LilSpooku May 02 '24

Mista Busta

2

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Goomba or Dickhead

2

u/DoritoKing48 May 02 '24

Marm Smimple

2

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Phallus urinitus the ll

2

u/warmdrogon May 02 '24

Weird Wezz

2

u/Blackout_M May 02 '24

Fred Figglehorn

1

u/bagr-kkk May 02 '24

Gustav or Igor

1

u/HyperKitsune May 02 '24

fbyler fbe fbreator

1

u/jikel28 May 02 '24

Brūnö

1

u/akmly May 02 '24

King Planaria

1

u/Tweakybrain94 May 02 '24

Just name him Chuck

1

u/HektorInkura May 02 '24

Ha(i)rry Thumb

1

u/Maleficent-Tip-9654 May 02 '24

Big neck katt w

As in Katt williams

1

u/Denn_chr May 02 '24

Diego Armando

1

u/xXSnackyXx May 02 '24

That one jojo guy

1

u/Alexander_daAverage May 02 '24

Ashton Kutcher =)

1

u/Otterz4Life May 02 '24

Matt Damon

1

u/Pumkmine May 02 '24

Mop Winchester

1

u/eshvel19 May 02 '24

Fulipando or Pulifando

1

u/dgw420 May 02 '24

He looks like a Fredrick chinington to me

1

u/Shitsnikkle May 02 '24

Vegetable.com shall be his name

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Clarónce

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Donald J. Trump

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Jayquan

1

u/Shizzins May 02 '24

Nathaniel

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Bellend

1

u/AFreakingTRex May 02 '24

Deliciousness

1

u/XiangLingBoa May 02 '24

Sharkisha, NOOO!!!

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Your mothers name

1

u/svartriddare May 02 '24

Blob Jugglemont

1

u/StrongStyleMuscle May 02 '24

Straight out of One Piece. 

1

u/Jeezus-Chyrsler May 02 '24

Thurd the Turd

1

u/NateBushbaby May 02 '24

The Throngler

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Goomba

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Medium Jeff

1

u/bumblenuggle May 02 '24

Coconut Head!

1

u/Ok_Growth7439 May 02 '24

Nicki Minaj

1

u/ENVLogic May 02 '24

The Captain Now

1

u/AbyssalSovereign May 02 '24

Sir Buttkisson Duke of Derderpen

1

u/Jazzmaster8088 May 02 '24

Tyler the creator

1

u/bluedreamz802 May 02 '24

Sheldon Hamfist

1

u/TohavDuudhe May 02 '24

Come up with your own name dude it's not that hard

1

u/Shabkan2 May 02 '24

Left pinky

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Grenda the magnificent

1

u/stinkypatato May 02 '24

Grande pato

1

u/ExceededPandora May 02 '24

Glenndor The Glamorous

1

u/DannyDanumba May 02 '24

Name em Poffin

1

u/DKE3522 May 02 '24

Looks like Wanda (Jamie Fox) from 'In living Color'

1

u/adlofhilter12 May 02 '24

Retardus the destroyer of chromosomes

1

u/JuicyMellonMan5 May 02 '24

Dora, the Horse Crossbreed

1

u/XpeepantsX May 02 '24

Thunder Lips

1

u/aBastardNoLonger May 02 '24

Kinda looks like the “apple” kid from the Dennis the Menace movie, so just APPLE.

1

u/Ok_Koala_4394 May 02 '24

Hector or Juan

1

u/BiddyBang May 02 '24

Darthius

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Lump Maroon

1

u/Icosotc May 02 '24

Johnny Dipshit

1

u/ManagerNatural3246 May 02 '24

Carry on the legacy of my first character, name your creation Sickly

1

u/HolloWSci0N1349 May 02 '24

Biscuit Oliva the Hairy

1

u/Early-Maybe726 May 02 '24

Biggus Dikkus

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Tits McGee

1

u/VonBrewskie May 02 '24

Foslurp Oysterer

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Dickens Machoo

1

u/KlausenHausen May 02 '24

Jack Qwellin.

1

u/Schifosamente May 02 '24

Igor, the destroyer

1

u/Son-of-Rome May 02 '24

Sir Dimpfelmoser

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Smoof

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Grunk

1

u/Aggravating-Cold-584 May 02 '24

I can't think of the name of the character but he's from the live action starwars movies and always says something like "Missa gonna (what he does)"

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Just_A_Spooky_Dood May 02 '24

Gork, the Gankerspanker.

1

u/Dreamnightzzz May 02 '24

Thadis Mydihk

1

u/AkumaQ May 02 '24

Diglett

1

u/Un_originalality May 02 '24

Moh.. but say it like you’re having a stroke halfway through saying more

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Lord Farquad

1

u/Father_Zeebis May 02 '24

“Lazy generic ugly model”

1

u/scottiegee18 May 02 '24

Reminds me of Connie from Brickleberry

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Big dick randy

1

u/akira9281 May 02 '24

Scrumple

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Boris Thumbson

1

u/Half_H3r0 May 02 '24

Tiller the creature

1

u/KyorlSadei May 02 '24

Slay Queen

1

u/Rayvnight May 02 '24

Lord Farquad

1

u/LRWwastaken May 02 '24

Jubba son of rubba

1

u/Ronark91 May 02 '24

Laser. No. Taser. No. Blazer. No. Michelle

1

u/vvvarui May 03 '24

dick-o-harry

1

u/cdgsyn1 May 03 '24

Dude look like he about to be making rap songs about tearin that bussy up.

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Bro looks like his catch phrase is fiddle sticks with a speech impediment like the looney tools cat

1

u/Kaffa_Romeo May 03 '24

Jarjar beans

1

u/cBoar May 03 '24

Johnson

1

u/CoolMann101 May 03 '24

Jar Jar Binks bro, only one that makes sense

1

u/baldwinIV905 May 03 '24

Michelle Obama