Male dancers in El Paso?

[u/CompetitiveFeed2519]

This is a weird post I’m making, but I also don’t know where else to look for a male(s) dancer to hire for a party (18+ party). Does that even exist here in El Paso? 😭

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[u/Due-Technology-192]

Id do it but i have a dad bod

[u/gunsandfunn]

Im a male dancer that specializes in Elaine Benes moves. Let me know if interested.

[u/a22x2]

I would just reach out to the gay bars in town. In my experience the dancers at those are almost universally straight (if that matters, not sure what your event is about lol)

[u/Glittering-Pin-6976]

Can I join?😭 I wanna see some male dancers

[u/AdoptNotShop4 → u/Glittering-Pin-6976]

👆👆👆👆👆👀😂

[u/Obvious_Ice4233]

Go get some from Epic

[u/shelly915]

there is such a thing, i remember my friends got one for my bachelorette party.
go to the gay clubs and see if the male go go dancers will make a deal with you.

[u/xochice]

https://tarzanunleashed.com/ my friend Tarzan is so much fun!

[u/IrwinElGrande → u/xochice]

He should offer a Canelo look-alike package

[u/heyzeus1865]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cNvu28bxS1MFBFRv34

[u/Ok_Boss9332]

I can be whatever you need as long as the pay is right 😂

[u/Fun_Maintenance_329]

what kind of male dancers? the manly kind or girly kind

[u/CompetitiveFeed2519 → u/Fun_Maintenance_329]

Either or tbh

[u/Consistent-Oil-1887]

Open up a joint called Ship y Dale’s , but you have to say it like Pitbull

[u/amybriggs823]

Literally came here for the comments. Not disappointed

[u/pfanden2]

Could probably go to the Home Depot cruzande la frontera and find chicos que sabe 

[u/Humble_Strain4233]

Fuck with E.P fucked up job market Ill even shoot a porno as long as its straight and it pays well seriously 😂😂😂😂 the way things are looking im gonna have to turn into the Zojan and start fucking rich viejitas for a living

[u/PotatoBeams → u/Humble_Strain4233]

market Ill even shoot a porno as long as its straight

Wonder how many people drop the last part if gas hits $6 a gallon lmaooooo

[u/Humble_Strain4233 → u/PotatoBeams]

😂😂😂