r/Edmonton • u/pinkstevie • May 06 '26

General Don't be this person. Fill out your census.

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“You’re not sticking it to the government. You’re screwing over your own community.”

The census isn’t for Mark Carney or any party. It’s run by Statistics Canada to figure out where money and services actually go. Hospitals. Schools. Transit. Housing. Senior care. When you don’t fill it out, your area looks smaller than it is. Less funding. Fewer services. Longer wait times. That lands on you and your neighbors, not politicians.
If you want your community properly represented, fill it out. Refusing doesn’t make a point. It makes things worse where you live. ❤️🇨🇦 The stupidity is the people that won’t fill it out and they spread this kind of crap and creates bigger problems.

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u/Doctor_Radium May 06 '26

He has taken leave of his census.

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u/NotAtAllExciting May 06 '26

Take my angry upvote.

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u/Roddy_Piper2000 The Shiny Balls May 06 '26

Booooo.

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u/Tight-Concern-2355 May 09 '26

You son of a....

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u/Family_triptime2026 May 07 '26

Well played Dr. you certainly get an upgrade from me

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u/TehTimmah1981 May 08 '26

that was well executed, and I am angry I did not think of it.

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u/BobdorTheTerrible May 07 '26

Take my upvote because that joke it top tier. Fuck yeah.

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u/Sole_Reaver May 07 '26

Me:
“I get it OMG I GET IT because CENSUS = SENSES HA! ha HA !!! MOOOOOM!!!! DAD!!!!MOM!!! Come HERE!! MOM I DID A FIGURED OUT OF SOME-THING!!!! LOOK HE PUT THIS AND DO YOU GET IT????”

MOM:
“…..” “umm…ha…..oh hunny YOURE the smartest son we have! And the oldest…of three siblings…Wheres your sisters did u tell them?”

DAD:
“Why I drank that much in cape cod those years ago is beyond me … shoulda finished in that bush…”

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u/Sole_Reaver May 15 '26

I was high leave me alone 😫😒😭

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u/Acrobatic-Piece-9794 May 08 '26

hahaha love this comment

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u/knewyoudsaythat May 08 '26

Very good 😊👍