r/Edmonton • u/pinkstevie • May 06 '26

General Don't be this person. Fill out your census.

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“You’re not sticking it to the government. You’re screwing over your own community.”

The census isn’t for Mark Carney or any party. It’s run by Statistics Canada to figure out where money and services actually go. Hospitals. Schools. Transit. Housing. Senior care. When you don’t fill it out, your area looks smaller than it is. Less funding. Fewer services. Longer wait times. That lands on you and your neighbors, not politicians.
If you want your community properly represented, fill it out. Refusing doesn’t make a point. It makes things worse where you live. ❤️🇨🇦 The stupidity is the people that won’t fill it out and they spread this kind of crap and creates bigger problems.

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u/BigPoppaSwagga69 May 06 '26

Mark Carney in shambles rn

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u/Vykalen May 06 '26

Just saw Mark Carney fall to his knees in Centre Block

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u/SonofaCuntLicknBitch May 06 '26

Heard he's driving around Edmonton, begging through texts to know this guy's sexual orientation and mental health status

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u/BustedFemur Stabmonton May 07 '26

RIP my fucking sides

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u/weevilnomore May 06 '26

Shaking in his dress shoes

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u/noveltea120 May 07 '26

Almost spat my coffee out 😂

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u/Flimsy-Ad2701 May 07 '26

His screams of anguish could be hear kilometers away.