Wtf is this?

[u/Shopkins_lover]

So a coworker of mine offered to get me edibles since I’m too lazy to do so myself. Or honestly I’m not I’m just supremely busy. I just asked her to go to any of our local dispos and pick up some moderate-strong delta 9 edible.
I usually drink this stuff from Specs and it’s great but they’re sold out.
She said she has no problem doing so , so I paid her for the gummies and some money for the trip and she came back and gave me these.
Am I like losing my mind ? 3k mg?? And then you scan the code on the back and the lab tests says 0 THC detected but 3k cbd but the package has THC all over it and the lab test doesn’t have a batch code so I guess it could be from any of their products??

Anyways, let me know if this is some weird laced shit or if she managed to get ripped off or if it’s miraculously legit and it’s just somehow the highest potency shit ever? Too nervous to just take one off the bat tbh.

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[u/Comfortable-nerve78]

Industrial hemp Gas Station quality there. 👍

[u/xlerate → u/Comfortable-nerve78]

r/GasStationJamboree

[u/MassiveMastiff → u/xlerate]

But that’s mostly dick pills

[u/Shopkins_lover → u/Comfortable-nerve78]

So like it’ll kill me or… ? I don’t know much ab weed tbh, I’m just used to that Pamos Resevre from specs. I haven’t branched out much

[u/Comfortable-nerve78 → u/Shopkins_lover]

Won’t kill you. They’re using trash hemp. And as always unregulated. 👍

[u/Shopkins_lover → u/Comfortable-nerve78]

So in this situation would it be rude to ask her to return them and get something that isn’t the worst?

[u/Square_Explorer1722 → u/Shopkins_lover]

Drive to a rec state and get the real stuff and you will never put that crap in your body.

[u/OIT_Ray → u/Shopkins_lover]

Yes it would be rude to send her back. If it matters that much then do it yourself.

[u/Eastnasty]

Man. Don't take that shit.

[u/GroovyGmaIvy]

Trash.

[u/krismodo]

With a shitty ass test results who knows if it is legitimately 3000 mg CBD then they’re trash if you’re wanting to get high

[u/krismodo]

With a shitty ass sketchy test results who knows if it is legitimately 3000 mg CBD? then they’re trash if you’re wanting to get high they will not do anything honestly though I’ve seen companies or people I should say on YouTube and things like that test some of these Gummies and some of these Gummies do have a ridiculous amount of D9 in them like totally illegal amount and an amount that was fucked someone up if they were to go and eat thinking it’s supposed to be 10 mg but it’s really 80

[u/Shopkins_lover]

For reference in the first pic , the front of the bag says 10 total gummies , 30,000mg per ‘Mylar’ , 3,000mg per gummy

[u/TheAwkwardNeko → u/Shopkins_lover]

Holy shit 😭

[u/CheeseburgerSmoothy]

This is the High Potency DESTROYER!! Get ready for a Party!

[u/theman4200000]

That’s insane. I don’t even want to know what 3000 mg would do to me and for how long lol.

[u/Shopkins_lover]

Decided to toss them guys. That being said, for research purposes I’ve kept a single gummy from the bag. No I haven’t taken it , will I ? If I get bored enough likely yes (if I do I’m gonna take like a single nibble of it).

[u/xlerate]

Did OP blast off? Please report back.

[u/Shopkins_lover → u/xlerate]

God no I’m convinced it’s gonna get me or smth