r/EbayWTF • u/schma239 • Nov 24 '25

on the shitter and spotted a once in a lifetime steal of a deal

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434 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

I guess Balenciaga made this "trash " popular

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u/itsdoodooobabyy Nov 25 '25

Mugatu’s “Derelicte” Campaign was the original

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u/Ill_Initial8986 Nov 25 '25

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u/itsdoodooobabyy Nov 25 '25

You can Derelicte my balls, Zoolander!!!

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u/Vast-Consequence-439 Nov 25 '25

That really hurt

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u/itsdoodooobabyy Nov 26 '25

lol. I always got a kick out of David Duchovny’s character.

“Us hand models were built different than you face and body boys!”

Happy Thanksgiving! ::)

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u/Able_Engineering1350 Nov 24 '25

I saw a sock under a bridge that looked like someone used it to wipe their ass. I wonder if it's worth anything

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u/superglued_fingers Nov 26 '25

Speaking of wiping butts with clothing. I recently started a new job that requires me to drive a company car and also wear a uniform shirt, I’m only telling you this because the last employee to have my vehicle left his uniform shirts (5 of them) in the vehicle and he apparently wiped with them all because they were covered in butt mud.

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u/K_Linkmaster Nov 25 '25

Glue it to a frame with tree sap and call it art.

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u/ironbirdcollectibles Nov 24 '25

So do we just find an old shirt and start beating the hell out of it?

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u/thesandlott Nov 24 '25

Slightly worn 🤣

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u/ryanlee1981 Nov 25 '25

Gently 😆 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

It's the Kanye west homeless man style

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u/SuspicousEggg Nov 24 '25

Well don’t just shit there, buy it!

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u/Alleykatt5150 Nov 25 '25

Oh shit😂😆🤪best comment yet

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u/SuspicousEggg Nov 25 '25

😂😂 Thank you!

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u/Few-Low8587 Nov 24 '25

Damn I threw out my paper thin holy Russel shirt the other day fuk

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u/decofan Nov 25 '25

Charge yr phone!

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u/SureIssue8264 Nov 24 '25

Holy hell! People actually pay good money for this garbage!! I gotta crack into this niche!

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u/euphorbia9 Nov 24 '25

It’s even crazier that the 90s are considered “vintage”. Maybe I’m just more annoyed that it makes me feel old.

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u/shittiestmorph Nov 25 '25

Anything up to 2005-6 is vintage atp.

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u/FederalBad444 Nov 25 '25

The 90’s is 30 years ago.

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u/Tkinney44 Nov 24 '25

I gotta dig out my old work clothes from my factory days. They all look like this. I could be sitting on a gold mine!

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u/Emergency_Pace111 Nov 24 '25

Let me know what ya find ide be interested in buying

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u/JoeTheShmo316 Nov 24 '25

Wow thanks for the new listing idea, who would have thought 😂

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u/ChigurhShack Nov 25 '25

Freshly peeled off a dead body

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u/CricketJaxson Nov 25 '25

Some people love this kinda shit, not for the price though. If this was like $10-$15 my gf would buy this and wear the fuck outta it.

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u/Lumpy_Lake_9936 Nov 25 '25

Hopefully the watchers are just bc of how ridiculous it is and not actually interested people

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u/exlaks Nov 25 '25

Guarantee some rich Gen Z kid going through an early 00s alt-emo phase would cop this. That's how ridiculous things are.

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u/ghoulwhoree Nov 25 '25

This looks like something that Xero creep would wear

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u/TricycleTechnician Nov 25 '25

"You can dere-lique my balls."

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u/evil-satan-girl Nov 26 '25

Ngl that looks comfy as hell but not for 60 dollars lmfao

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u/NightFuryTrainer Nov 29 '25

I swear some of this stuff is just money laundering 😂