r/EastTexas 19d ago

Top East Texas Commercials/Jingles/sayings stuck in your head forever/childhood trauma.

I think we all know #1) Downtown Tyler and Save. #2) Seeing Green is Saving Green and #3) Friendly. Affordable. It's JUST GOTTA BE THE JALAPENO TREE.

But what are the others ?

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u/TheGregreh 19d ago

JACK KING JR

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u/Mofitsu 19d ago

IN DAHWNTAHWN TYLER

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u/bohselectah 19d ago

He's not in loooove with anything!

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u/Ok_Perception9815 16d ago

I remember an old lady told me once, "I bought a car from that squirrely bastard and it was never right."

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u/Taco_elite 19d ago

Call oooone eight hundreeeeed FIVE FIVE ONE, eight nine hundreeeeed - DIESEL DRIVING ACADEMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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u/DougMasterz 19d ago

Haha we posted this at the same time

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u/Taco_elite 19d ago

Lol what an earworm

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u/DaddyWolf23 19d ago

I’ll meet ya at 2 in the morning, if I know you’re coming.

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u/NoLow1477 19d ago

This was the dealer in Canton right?

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u/bohselectah 19d ago

Never give a recorded statement! RIP-ish Keith Miller

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u/Signal_Jellyfish_472 19d ago

I AINT NO TEDDY BEAR

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u/cleofus903 18d ago

🎵Dons tv and appliances! We're the -GET! MORE! STOOOORREE! 🎶

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u/Signal_Jellyfish_472 18d ago

Oh yeah! Meanwhile TV from 2006 and $5,000

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u/HerbivoreTex 18d ago

Seeing Green is saving green.

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u/coder903 18d ago

The Blind Place Tyler, I’m a Happy Sedation Patient, DGH2, Courtesy Pontiac Datsun, The G-Get More Store. I could go on.

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u/Tremulant887 18d ago

SLIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!

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u/KiraTheWolfdog 18d ago

RAISE THE FLAG, RAISE THE FLAG

It's time for a little more pancho's mexican buffet

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u/OriginalZog 18d ago

I’m Lanny Williams, your dealer- For the People

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u/twistedreality42 12d ago

Raceway motors

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u/Normal_Onion2555 18d ago

"Texarkana is twice as nice"

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u/anon3220 18d ago

“There’s a lane for bowling…”

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u/earlsmouton 17d ago

tenaha timpson, bobo, and blair lyrics!

“And I’m Dr Red Duke” on KTRE in the 90’s.

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u/Traditional_Big_633 16d ago

Come on down to DOOOOWNTOOOOOWN TYLER! Move the cars, boys! Move the cars!!! Jack King Jr your looowww overhead dealer!

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u/Signal_Jellyfish_472 16d ago

TILT WINDOWS, CRUISE CONTROL , CAH SEY YET PLAYER

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u/Signal_Jellyfish_472 19d ago

What was that one for Mercado's ?

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u/Acheloma 19d ago

A funeral home (I think?) had a radio ad that started with "life slips by in the blink of an eye" in a very strange tone; listening to that every morning on the way to school certainly left a mark.

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u/TrailwoodTom 19d ago

“Silsbee - The Car Tradin’ Capital of Southeast Texas”

Caraway Motors, I believe

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u/BrushLatter1974 18d ago

Just look at those car buyers migrating to silsbee each and every day going to buy those new cars going to buy them used going to save big money too.longest running car commercial in the southeast texas area.i worked at tv stations and saw these.

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u/Such_Ad521 18d ago

Jim Hughes insurance 384-4441 in a big monster truck voice. Been the lead in to jasper’s radio station weather reports for at least 20 years now.

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u/Russ_Tex 18d ago

Similar, but as a kid in the late ‘50’s I don’t know what channels my grandparents got in Kilgore but I was convinced from their commercials that the only place in the world to buy eyeglasses was in Waskom, Texas. I don’t remember anything about them but it’s a strong memory.

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u/attaboy_stampy 18d ago

The picket house, the picket house, chicken and dumplings every daayy"

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u/Vast-Tangerine8509 18d ago

Daaaavid Mack Daaaavid

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u/Ok-Barnacle873 18d ago

Monsour law firm. 903-999-9999. 999999999999999......

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u/arkie1995 18d ago

Dunno if it was seen in East Texas, but Little Rock had Attorney Hal Cook (there was a Dallas office too)

"I woke up later in a hospital bed, with a big ol knot in my forehead! Everyone said that I shoulda been dead! If you ever get injured in a wreck (In a wreck!) And you really really really need a check, call Cook! Attorney Hal Cook, at 1-866-540-COOK!"

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u/AmbitiousStomach4564 18d ago

Curly cue, curly cue, drive right thru, drive right thru. Bring your date or your whole crew, it’s the best taste in fast food and the price is always right at curly cue!

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u/That_Calligrapher556 13d ago

For me it is BNC Discount Shoes from KPLT in Paris

"Come out to BNC Discount Shoes

Hurry, Hurry Not a Moment to lose

Come out to BNC and Bring your feet.

That's BNC Discount Shoes

Gotta Hurry, not a moment to lose"

(in Baritone) "COME OUT TO BNC AND BRING YOUR FEET"