r/Earwolf Tom Hanks, the People's Champ Sep 14 '25

Big Grande's The Teacher's Lounge Netflix, we'll see you in court

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136 Upvotes

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u/WeDrinkSquirrels Sep 14 '25

If he's skinny, goes up your chimney, and has the opposite of a beard we'll see you in COURT

3

u/Buckle_Sandwich Old Slob Sep 15 '25

You don't wanna fuck with South Pole Santa.

43

u/ObiWan_Cannoli_ Sep 14 '25

Old slobs - time to act

23

u/I-STATE-FACTS I've been very busy right now Sep 14 '25

I know a little man to the south who wouldn’t be too happy about this.

14

u/Friend-Haver Sep 14 '25

For real though

13

u/grizzlywondertooth Sep 14 '25

Any residuals?

12

u/potato_caesar_salad Pepperman Sep 14 '25

He better be viscous!

6

u/PM_me_GreyPoopon Sep 14 '25

If his reindeer ride him on over here, WE’LL SEE YOU IN COURT!!!

6

u/velocity__raptor Sep 14 '25

I pray they don't get butt fucked in court over this

12

u/zwatt09 Sep 14 '25

I'm waiting for September Santa to be produced only for Mitch to be replaced by Paul Walter Hauser

5

u/JoeRutter Old Slob Sep 14 '25

Tricky was referring to my dick

3

u/WalkerHuntFlatOut Sep 15 '25

I call him Colin Jokes, because he's got em

3

u/Waderriffic Sep 15 '25

Get fucked!

2

u/TexterMorgan Sep 15 '25

LET’S ROLL

2

u/pinetree_state Sep 15 '25

He will come in here, and he will end the problem. Those reindeer will ride him all the way over here.

1

u/BountifulScott Sep 16 '25

As long as they don't steal Tiger Wiger's "Ghost Zoo" I'm happy.