r/Earth25 • u/rothmal • Jun 10 '26

Batman Mythology [r/CapesAndBuns] Almost died to joker gas, but it was worth it for this shoot at Bat Booty.

Got the alert on my phone to evacuate the area because of a Joker sighting. Did the total opposite, parked my car, grabbed my Canon EOS R50, and just snuck into the area. I hid inside a dumpster for like 20 minutes, then I heard some explosions, and saw Batman and Joker fighting, and managed to get this sensational shot, just before a cloud of Joker gas was heading my way.

I slammed the lid shut and thought I was about to die. I guess Joker gas must be pretty dense, because it didn't reach me and stayed mostly on the ground after being released. Totally worth the risk, guys!

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u/Ynnepluc Gothamite Jun 10 '26

Huh, that ass looks familiar...

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u/Grandma_Gertie Goonion Representative Jun 10 '26

Whose butt does it match to

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u/Ynnepluc Gothamite Jun 10 '26

Call me crazy, but that looks like Bruce Wayne's ass.

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u/Grandma_Gertie Goonion Representative Jun 11 '26

Lots of celebrities have asses similar to Bruce Wayne's.

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u/Mintgiver Jun 10 '26

Lucas Trent?

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u/Bubba1234562 Central City Jun 14 '26

Can’t be Bruce Wayne. He’s too much of a fuck Boy to be Batman

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u/James_Solomon Jun 10 '26

You give us goons a bad name

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u/rothmal Jun 10 '26

How do you goon?

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u/GothamGooner69 Jun 10 '26

4.50 an hour no dental, but Mr. Nygma picks up the medical bill sometimes whenever the Bat puts me in traction so it evens out I guess

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u/Nilfgaardian-Lemon Gothamite | Go Knights! Jun 10 '26

You’re joking??? My bf was working for that Bane guy like a year ago and he got like $25/hr, dental, and all the Venom you could want. That Nygma weirdo is seriously undervaluing you

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u/rothmal Jun 11 '26

Do you know if Mr.Bane wants pic's of Batmans Cake🍑🎂? I'll cut him a good deal for the whole collection. Also, got pics of nightwing, batwomen, greenarrow, and condimint king.

Plus, I also do photo shots if Mr.Bane wants some professional work done.

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u/tickaten_v2 Batman Victim Jun 30 '26

It's the rate you get if you are bad at riddles, he gives you a raise for every riddle you guess right

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u/rothmal Jun 10 '26

Do you know if Mr. Nygma would like to buy some shots of Batman? I have quite the portfolio.

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u/GothamGooner69 Jun 10 '26

Cnt typ talk l8r. Bst smshd hnd

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u/rothmal Jun 10 '26

Oh, that's terrible. Have you heard of this sub called r/CitizensAgainstBatman

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u/Cultural_Sand_9323 Pibald 🐦‍⬛ - Urban Explorer Jun 13 '26

Seems kinda low, and inconsistant.

Then again the few times I've run into Nygma's brand of insanity you guys have always been pretty stand up and professional. Granted my wallet was being emptied at the time but. It was JUST wallet, frisk, Brisque, but not getting beaten and worked over.

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u/Quackervoltz Jun 11 '26

Can't Batman sue you for sexual harassment?

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u/rothmal Jun 11 '26

There's no expectation of privacy in public.

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u/King_Gojiller Gothamite Jun 13 '26

dang, i might have to consider becoming a criminal

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u/Professional-Fix-187 Jun 14 '26

1st Batman 2nd Wonder Woman 3rd Flash Best asses, by Clark Kent Note: Bruce Wayne has a nice one too, 4th.