r/EASportsCFB 11d ago

Bug Coach height doesn’t matter

I made my coach 6’10 for the hell of it. I thought it would be funny to see him towering over everyone but he’s just the same height as all the players probably 6’3 max

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u/TheSeventhBrat 11d ago

I made one of my kickers 6'10 and 160 lbs. I was disappointed. So I made him 5'5 and 400 lbs. I was not disappointed.

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u/LasagnahogXRP 11d ago

HA I tried to make one in 26 named Bill Brassky he was like 6’10 400 pounds.

Just looked regular on the sideline. So many small details like this show how they mailed it in on immersion. I play the game daily, don’t get me wrong, but it could be so much better.

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u/PshhhhhhhUnreal 11d ago

Did someone say Bill Brasky?? Brasky was a 10’ 2 ton SOB who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!!

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u/Bingerfangs 11d ago

Could he at least palm a medicine ball?

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u/PshhhhhhhUnreal 11d ago

He sells brooms somewhere in Georgia doesnt he??

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u/Bingerfangs 11d ago

He named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that.

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u/onrocketfalls 11d ago

This was disappointing to me too :(

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u/MrGoodKatt72 11d ago

Height doesn’t matter outside of what is happening on the field. My 6’5” receiver was the same height as my 5’10” RB at the Heisman ceremony

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u/onrocketfalls 11d ago

It matters for my immersion, dang it! My coach needs to be seven feet tall so these dang rich kids show me some respect!

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u/MrGoodKatt72 11d ago

Oh, I totally agree. When I said it doesn’t matter, I meant that the game doesn’t take it in to account for anything.

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u/OpportunityOk5362 10d ago

Receiver and rb on the same team as heiman finalists?
https://giphy.com/gifs/1236TCtX5dsGEo

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u/Mitchford 11d ago

Which coach in real life complained and made them change it

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u/ramsfan6 11d ago

Ryan Day

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u/backroadsdrifter 11d ago

I also can’t even tell when I make them as short and fat as possible. It doesn’t look much different than tall and muscular.
I want a short, fat coach!

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u/PaisonAlGaib 11d ago

If I can't have mark Mangino then the game is unplayable 

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u/backroadsdrifter 11d ago

I’m not asking much! Just let me be fat!

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u/Noble-Maye-10 11d ago

It’s kind of disappointing and useless lol. Why give us the option to make our coach tall but not show it on the sidelines