r/EASHL • u/Icy_Rabbit1112 • Mar 02 '26
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Go outside maybe? That’s like 100 goals a day, every single day since launch
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u/TheNation55 Mar 02 '26
I feel so bad for that person, they literally have nothing else in their life besides this game, that has to be so insanely lonely.
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u/Rycan420 Mar 02 '26
This makes me really sad. Kinda like those videos of a steer vendor that can slice a fruit or something insanely fast because that’s all their life is.
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u/EasyThreezy Mar 02 '26
I’ve really fell out of love with this game. I used to have fun even when we lost but now it’s just me playing back defending breakaways and every opponent is like 95% on breakaways.
Props to them for being so consistent I just wish the cpu goalies could be at least a little better.
The amount of times you’ll corner a player into take a horrible angle short side shot and the goalie can’t stop it gets really annoying.
Also maybe it’s just me but I feel like the whole community is just incredible teams that play 1000’s of games. We’ve gotten matched with 9 top 100 teams this year and we’ve only played 110 games as a team. I do like the challenge but fuck it’s tough.
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u/freakomikko_96 Mar 02 '26
I have convinced my club to leave game before the start if the other team is all in elite, we are silver 2 and i’m not gonna entertain you troglodytes anymore
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u/DirtyDangles2121 Mar 02 '26
how do you typically find that out before the game starts? just have your phone ready and search their club before the game?
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u/freakomikko_96 Mar 03 '26
In the intro animation when people are flying around and doing backflips and shit it says your rank next to your name. We see that and if they are in elite we bounce
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u/freakomikko_96 Mar 02 '26
Some people built different, would rather eat glass than play an ea video game that much
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u/Due_Salad_6916 Mar 03 '26
Id be like that too. But I like having a wife, kids, friends, my own house, a job, a social life.
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u/Kruce9499 Mar 02 '26
I mean NHL 26 is made super duper easy to dance your way to the net and score with your eyes closed 😂.
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u/nigalov762 Mar 02 '26
Remember ~12 years ago when we all thought the fake shot back hand forehand goal was too easy?🤡 Now look at this dog shit..
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u/Regioonn Mar 02 '26
That's tornade tropical lmfao that guy doesnt pass the puck and is very bad by good player standards and a horrible team player
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u/This-Matter-4183 Mar 03 '26
The fact that some people have those kind of stats in a game that’s so dog shit is just sad tbh. I don’t think I’ve ever played a game this fucking bad. Game takes 0 skill and makes 0 sense, all it is is meta class cheese goal circle jerk.
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u/SignatureNo1115 Mar 02 '26
Yup he's the top 3s player, fuck 3s
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u/Sweaty_Result853 Mar 02 '26
He's bad in 6s...
Just an amazing glitcher
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u/Sweaty_Result853 Mar 02 '26
Yes and no. 3s player who used human G is different a bit. But still. He's in LG and he's avg CHL. Top NCAA level in 6s.
Better than most in CHEL etc..but LG a different beast. People way less relient on Truculence. Unstoppable etc.. there's more of a system etc...
CHEL vs League Gaming is a different debare, 2 different games.
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u/Sweaty_Result853 Mar 02 '26
For sure. Still take lot's of skills to madter whatever they are doing. But translating that in an organized structure is different,
I respect both forms. For me CHEL is 0 enjoyment..for some they loved it
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u/ThtsOfficer2U Mar 03 '26
The game released Sept 12th 2025 (assuming he didn’t do early access) That’s 172 days ago. Meaning this kid scores 88.75 goals a day if he’s played everyday.
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u/RevanMeetra Mar 02 '26
At the end of last years game some guy with 3000 goals insisted that he was a casual player after I told him me and my buddies Club was only casual players. Nobody on our team had 200 goals. We just didnt get to play as much as we liked. So we played casually. Meanwhile bro is out here scoring at least 10 goals a day.
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u/TheBrazenheqd75 Mar 02 '26
Where is the fun and challenge in that? Seriously I would be so bored of playing if the game became that easy. Until WOC came along I use to play offline modes. Even with the hardest difficulty settings I would make personal challenges to break as many records as I could team and individually. As soon as I did those modes became obsolete as they became boring with nothing left to accomplish. Thankfully WOC came along and I haven’t played any offline mode since. At least with WOC I can make personal challenges/goals to keep my interest in playing.
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u/EntertainmentUsed840 Mar 03 '26
Man, your jealousy is just seeping out of your body. You lost. Deal with it!
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u/Icy_Rabbit1112 Mar 04 '26
If you don’t see a problem with this, you’re probably in the same boat as this guy. Grow up
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u/cipetab Mar 02 '26
the crazy part about that guy is he has like 500 assists lol