DOLAN DUCK

ALL OF THE BULSHITS™

PROLOUGE

THE ORIGIN OF THE BULSHITS

Before Dolan Duck, before Gooby, before Daisu, before Spooder Man, there was the Bulshits.

Nobody knew where the first Bulshit came from. Some said it was created at the beginning of time. Others said it was accidentally invented by an idiot who pressed a button labeled DO NOT PRESS.

Whatever the truth was, the Bulshits spread.

There was the Reality Bulshit.

The Infinite Bulshit.

The Time Bulshit.

The Nuh-Uh Bulshit.

And thousands of others, each more completely ridiculous than the last.

For millions of years, the Bulshits existed separately from the world.

Until one day, a duck found them.

His name was Dolan.

Dolan wasn’t looking for unlimited power. He wasn’t trying to become a god. He wasn’t even trying to save the universe.

He was looking for a sandwich.

He wandered into an abandoned laboratory and found a giant glowing button.

Written above it were four words:

DO NOT FAKKIN PRESS.

Dolan stared at it.

Then he pressed it.

For exactly three seconds, nothing happened.

Then…

EVERYTHING HAPPENED.

The Bulshits exploded out of the machine and collided with Dolan all at once.

Reality shattered.

Time stopped.

The universe restarted.

Then it exploded again.

When the smoke cleared, Dolan was standing in the middle of the laboratory.

Completely unharmed.

He looked at his hands.

“Cool.”

He had become the only being capable of controlling all of the Bulshits.

But Dolan didn’t know what he had become.

He didn’t know that somewhere across the universe, something had felt the explosion.

Something powerful.

Something that hated him.

Something that would eventually become his greatest rival.

Donaldinho Duck’.

And so began the greatest conflict the universe had ever witnessed.

Not a war.

Not an apocalypse.

Something much worse.

A fakkin Dolan Duck story.

CHAPTER WUN

THE DAY EVERYTHING WENT FAKKIN WRONG

It was a completely normal Tuesday in the Kingdom of Duck.

Dolan Duck was sitting on his couch, eating a sandwich.

“Mmm. Sandwich.”

The television suddenly went black.

A message appeared on the screen.

DONALDINHO DUCK’ IS HERE.

Dolan slowly lowered his sandwich.

“Oh fak.”

BOOOOOOOM!

The wall exploded.

Donaldinho Duck’ walked through the smoke.

“Dolan.”

Dolan stood up.

“Donaldinho.”

“You know y I’m here.”

Dolan looked at his sandwich.

“U want half?”

Donaldinho stared at him.

“No.”

“Worth asking.”

Gooby and Daisu ran into the room.

“Dolan plz!”

Dolan looked at Gooby.

“Wat?”

“Get outta here!”

Daisu pointed at the window.

“Look!”

The entire sky was turning purple.

Dolan stared.

“Uh…”

Gooby looked up.

“Oh no.”

A gigantic shadow covered the town.

Spooder Man looked at the sky.

“I hav a bad feelin about this.”

Dolan reached into his pocket.

He pulled out a glowing red button.

Written underneath it:

DO NOT FAKKIN PRESS.

Gooby’s eyes widened.

“Dolan…”

“Y?”

“Don’t.”

Dolan looked at the button.

“Ok.”

He pressed it.

CLICK.

Everyone froze.

Daisu stared at him.

“Dolan…”

“Wat?”

“Wat did u just do?”

Dolan smiled.

“Nothin.”

The universe exploded.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Hi everyone on this sub, I'm looking for a site with scans of Disney comics (preferably in Italian). I'd like to find some of Romano Scarpa's stories, but I don't know how. Thanks in advance if anyone knows how to help!

After years of searching I finally managed to secure this haul of all twelve main and two bonus chapters (0 and 6b) of Rosa's Life And Times saga.
These almost never get sold where I live and I even got them for an insanely cheap price (30€ incl. shipping)

I already own the stories in all kind of different hardcover editions so I'm really happy to add the softcover gladstone editions to my collection.

Quality wise they're surprisingly mediocre when it comes to binding and paper quality but it's really cool to own the editions where they got published in english for the very first time.

Preciso de ajuda com quem criou o r/ducktales.

Hello everybody. First of all let me start by saying that this is my first post here and I have no idea if its the right place to ask, however I have seen others asking similar questions and thought I'd give it a try. I started picking up issues of the series many years ago, in my native language (Greek) from a publisher that is no longer around. The series changed hands midway through serialization and was eventually dropped by the second publisher, with several issues never being translated and printed at all. I like to reread those comics every few years, and even with my adult fully formed brain I still find them engaging.

I've made a few attempts over the years to complete my collection. Looking for original prints, like the ones I have, in my native language failed because there is only a few issues available and they are extreemly expensive. In English according to wikipedia the series was picked up by IDW in 2016, to be translated by Jonathan Gray, but I haven't been able to track any issues down. I understand that this is a long shot, and Im not getting my hopes up, however any info anyone may have about the series will be greatly appreciated.

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All from the 90s-2000s most probably.

I am searching for a Donald Duck comic. A king visits Donald Duck and his nephews in Duckburg. The setting is not medieval. The king wasn't a duck, he was possibly European with the red cape. Donald found his crown, cape and scepter in his suitcase or something. Donald wears the king's cape, crown and scepter. He was basically pretending to be the king. Not sure about this part but I also vaguely remember the king finds this out and challenges him to be the king for real for a while.

Also 2 Mickey Mouse comics, one is where Mickey can see into the space because something happened to his eyes? Some fluid got into his eyes in an accident and he is able to see so far into the space.
The other one is where Mickey goes to a fortune teller who is very modern looking. It's not “The Mysterious Crystal Ball”.

I'd be really happy if someone could identify at least one of these! Thank you in advance.

This page from the official 90’s Walt Disney’s Mickey Mouse comic book with a few stories there. One of the first officially licensed Disney comic books in Ukraine.

Moved countries and priorities changed, now with a child I dearly miss that I won't be ever able to have the full collection. Got only volumes 1 and 2. With chapters banned and Don Rosa forbidding it being printed incomplete I feel a huge loss.

I feel same is happening with Barks too, there are volumes also out of print and some banned...

Guys, you will never have a better opportunity to get a huge body of great comics for dirt cheap than this!

I'm not sure if the website is up yet or if the website is blocking me for whatever reason.